Compact Car

They don't make cars like they used to.

72 Comments
  • satanburger September 25, 2006

    Optimus Prime transform! Transformers...more than meets the eye.

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  • pnutt September 25, 2006

    Is that the engine under the driver's seat?

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  • gogelaid September 25, 2006

    sucks

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  • sl September 25, 2006

    Well, from the way the car crumpled the driver was probably ok.

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  • mermaid_w_legz September 25, 2006

    bad attempt at a three point turn?

    God, it's not like there wasn't enough room...

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  • eyenbackofhead September 25, 2006

    haha here come the dumb blonde jokes!!! it had to be one!!

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  • mermaid_w_legz September 25, 2006

    OR an old person, or a teenager.. or ....ummmm some dipshit guy?

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  • kkkkilla September 25, 2006

    I told that fucking brat a long time ago to stop leaving his fucken' hotwheels in the driveway.

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  • teamshowoff September 25, 2006

    ok here it goes i would like to say to every crazy mother fucker on here is that this site is all for fun we can act a fool be a ass a jerk a bitch or just plan stupid so if you cant take it you should not be in here, im one of the biggest jerk off in here but its fun as fuck some times and when im in here it kills time yea yea yea i no you guys hate me saying yea yea yea but of course im going to keep on saying it i know i talk shit on niggers and white red neck fucks mexicans beaners yellow jackets japs slant eyed chinkss but this is all fun free entertainment so if i cause any hurt on here i am very @*^%#%*@#*!%#%#*!%**!#%*!%!#%*!%*%# so lets get to having fun and for you mermaid_w_legs pull your self togetther i really like you yea yea

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  • mermaid_w_legz September 25, 2006

    awwwwww thank you Team! and I agree.. it's all for fun..

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  • satanburger September 25, 2006

    These are cathartic times for teamshowoff

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  • kkkkilla September 25, 2006

    Yall can say it's all for fun. And it is for most of us. But some of these fucks are serious as a heart attack. Especially with the racist shit.

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  • dirtbag69 September 25, 2006

    team you dont need to be sorry iam a redneck i think your funny if the black man cant take your shit then get off this site.ok back to pic. does in come in red

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  • eyenbackofhead September 25, 2006

    o holy shit!!! team u suprised me!!! o lord im coming ester! this is the big one! damn that show was funny too bad ol red died he was one funny man like richard pryor and he died too the only good class act comedian left is robin williams ok im shutting up im starting to feel old as hell!! and yes team ur right it is all for fun!! u are crazyshits fred sanford man! ever tried stand up?

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  • bigwilly September 25, 2006

    Yeah Teamie.. Its just all fun and games till someone loses an eye...

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  • foxdog September 25, 2006

    Team, you're making me all misty eyed. Did Latrell Watkins hit you with a lawsuit or something?

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  • bunniswife September 25, 2006

    Hiya foxy, did you get the message I sent you?

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  • davcommander September 25, 2006

    Ok which spaceship beamed up team and replaced he/she/it or him/her/whatever (which one is correct?) with an alien. This can't be the team that we have all come to hate and loath although within the last 2 days legz has tried to kiss and make up. It was he that was driving this car at the time of the transformation. That is the real reason this car now looks like this.

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  • siamesegoth September 25, 2006

    Someones not passing their test any time soon.

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  • davcommander September 25, 2006

    Since we are on the subject of cars, here in this part of Oklahoma, gas is selling for $2.03 a gallon. So now that we have cheap gas again, does that give people an excuse to forget how to park? What is gas going for where you are?

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  • siamesegoth September 25, 2006

    Lets see, living in France here, we go by litres. 5 litres to a gallon, at €1.20 per litre. we are getting royally fucked.

    €6 euros to us. and $7.65 to you lot.

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  • youngblood48 September 25, 2006

    way to go team...knew you was aiight.....by the way did latrell get to ya....lol

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  • imbetu September 25, 2006

    I'd tell you dav, if I knew where I was?....lol (about $3.00 in San Diego) It was up to $3.50 a couple months ago...

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  • imbetu September 25, 2006

    Wait till morning ,when she sees what she did to her car...and yip he's gonna be pissed

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  • youngblood48 September 25, 2006

    ^^^how you doin.....

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  • mermaid_w_legz September 25, 2006

    $2.04 per gallon here Commander in Ohioooooooooooooooooooo lol

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  • jenny_garcia September 25, 2006

    Good for you Team! Despite Belarius liking your "persona" as he calls it and always laughing like an idiot at most of the stuff you post, I really didn't care much for it. But you impressed me today, Team. Belarius, despite how much I hate to say it, was right.. you are unique in your own way. I mean I think everyone can be a bit racist at times, its just human nature. And if we can't have fun and laugh at ourselves, then what else is there to life besides, work, crime, war, and taxes? I am so glad that you are a part of this website. Yea yea yea! ;)

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  • mermaid_w_legz September 25, 2006

    You said it Jenny!

    I have secretly laughed at some of the stuff Team has posted, just because it was so god damn..... I don't know..... whatever.........

    He can be funny as hell (like today.. I saw his flying fish sticks thing- I almost spit coffee on the keyboard lol)

    Team...... throw it in there once in a while, cuz we know you can't help yourself.. just keep letting the funny crazy shit come through too!

    yea yea yea baby!!!!!!!

    (is my nose brown enough now? who made that fuckin smart assed comment anyway..? I'll have to check another page)

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  • count_belarius September 25, 2006

    Legz, your nose is nothing but fine, baby. Just cuz you're a naturally sweet person, who tries to get along with everyone, doesn't mean you're kissing anybody's butt. I have "LITERALLY" been kissing Jenny's sexy little butt for the last two nights and look at me...I'm still fine =)

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  • count_belarius September 25, 2006

    OH and MY DEAREST TEAMSHOWOFF! I APPLAUD YOU! BRAVO MY FRIEND! I KNEW YOU HAD A HEART INSIDE OF YOU, JUST LIKE THE GRINCH WHO STOLE CRAZYSHIT! LOL!!! I KNEW YOU WEREN'T A RETARDED HILLBILLY. PEOPLE DO NOT REALIZE HOW SMART AND WITTY ONE HAS TO BE, TO ACTUALLY COME ACROSS AS RETARDED OR STUPID WHEN CONVEYING A FICTIONAL PERSONA. I KNEW YOU WERE UNIQUE BECAUSE OF THE WAY YOU USE YOUR YEA YEAs. WHEN OVERLY EXCITED, YEA YEA YEA WOULD SHOOT OUT LIKE A CHAINGUN! BUT WHEN YOU WERE SAD OF RELAXING ON YOUR VERANDA (LOL) YOUR YEA YEAs WERE SO SLOW AND RELAXED. I DON'T KNOW DUDE, BUT I WAS PICKING UP ON ALL YOUR SUBTLETIES AND IT WAS MAKING ME LAUGH LIKE A MOTHERFUCKER SMOKING THE REEFER! THANKS TEAM WITH TWO Fs. YOU ARE BEYOND A DOUBT, THE MOST UNIQUE CHARACTER HERE. MY SUGGESTION... EASE UP ON THE RACIAL STUFF AND GO FULL THROTTLE ON CRAZY ASS SILLINESS AND THE OUTRAGEOUS SCENARIOS... AND PEOPLE HERE WILL NOT BE ABLE TO HATE YOU. YOU'RE AWESOME DUDE. YOU FOUND YOUR NICHE, MY MAN...NOW WORK IT LIKE A CATHOLIC GIRL's SWEET LITTLE CHERRY PIE....LIKE THERE IS NO TOMORROW MY MAN! AH HELL YEAH!!! SHIT, JENNY JUST WALKED BY WEARING ONLY A TOWEL.... APPARENTLY, SHE JUST TOOK A BATH. YOU SEE WHAT I HAVE TO LIVE WITH?! =p SWING LOOOOWWWW, SWEET CHARIOOOOOOTTTTT.....Coming for to carry me hoOOOME!!!!!! BE RIGHT BACK, FUCKERS! =P

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  • mermaid_w_legz September 25, 2006

    ^^ LOLLLLLLLLLL godddddddd you two hornballs!!

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  • imbetu September 25, 2006

    I'm good blood...thanks fer askin!

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  • imbetu September 25, 2006

    count ...whats that on your nose...hehehehehehe? You seem like a good guy..nice to meat you...meet you...sorry lol

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  • davcommander September 26, 2006

    Hey Im when I was in the Navy I started out there in SD. I went to boot then to Balboa, Miramar,Balboa and then Pendelton. Haven't been there since 81 though. I've heard it has changed alot. I hope some day to get back there and do the tourist thing

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  • teamshowoff September 26, 2006

    YEA MY MOTHER TOOK IT HARD WHEN MY DAD LEFT HER SO SHE GAVE ME ALL HER LOVE I DIDNT KNOW IT WAS WRONG AT THE TIME I REALLY ENJOYED IT AT THE TIME, MY MOM SPENDING ALL HER TIME WITH ME SHE USE TO TELL ME TO BRING SOME OF MY FRIENDS OVER WHILE WE WERE PLAYING NITENDO SHE WAS TAKING US ONE BY ONE IN THE ROOM IT WAS FUN OF COURSE WHEN YOUR 13 YEARS OLD , BUT NOW THAT IM OLDER I KNOW THAT YOUR MOM IS NOT SUPPOSE TO SUCK YOU DICK, I WASENT SUPPOSE TO FUCK MY MOM IN HER ASS AND HER PUSSY BUT SHE TOLD ME TO DO IT, SHE USE TO MAKE ME LICK HE PUSSY ALL THE TIME SHE SAID SHE WAS TEACHING ME ALL THIS SO I CLOULD KEEP MY GIRL HAPPY. I STILL SEE MY MOM EVERY ONCE IN A WHILE SHE STILL HAS YOUNG BOYS IN AND OUT OF HER HOUSE THAT WAS FUN YE AYEA WE MUST KILL ALL WHITEY THEY ARE THE SICK PERVS ON THIS WORLD YEA YEA WE MUST KILL ALL WHITE PEOPLE YEA YEA FUCK YOU PALE FACE BITCHES YEA YEA

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  • assholistic September 26, 2006

    So back to the picture.. No one else is going to own up to a park job this bad or worse after a closing bar and after hours club ?

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  • imbetu September 26, 2006

    team... I don't know if I'm laughin cause I'm drunk ...Or cause of your shit ...butt i'm laughin!!!!!"FUCK YOU PALE FACE BITCHES" OH FUCK I'M LOSIN IT!!!!!!!!!!sorry thats just to funny...oh shit whats this brown shit all over my face?????????

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  • mermaid_w_legz September 26, 2006

    Team..... damn!

    all i can say is damn...... :(

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  • September 26, 2006

    god dam valets. No tip for you!

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  • mermaid_w_legz September 26, 2006

    ok... all i can say is hmmmmmmmmmm to Team and Imbetu....... are we being....... HAD?

    Enuff said from this observant woman........... night all! hugssssssss

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  • doods September 26, 2006

    she's hot

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  • wtf September 26, 2006

    Looks like the car drove over its own bumper

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  • markieb September 26, 2006

    supp mermaid ?????????????? team ????????????????

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  • depraved012 September 26, 2006

    Woman driver or a man who was taught by a woman.Or drives like a woman.Spatial abilities, better in a man than a woman.Scientific fact.

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  • count_belarius September 26, 2006

    damn Team, thats hot. well, of course because I am imagining your mom being Carmen Electra, but nonetheless...yea! kill anyone who has skin and is a member of any race! "yea yea yea!" =)

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  • count_belarius September 26, 2006

    Thats a nice house in the picture by the way. I love the windows. The lawn may need a bit of watering though, its starting to turn faintly yellow. Oh and bad driving. Tsk, Tsk.

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  • jesse69 September 26, 2006

    I read lots more than I post,,but now I'm compelled to speak up!!!As a indian ( native american) to be politically correct, I am the only race, team with 2 f's hasn't insulted YET! Maybe I hold a grudge, but ya'll should go back 30 days or so and reread some of the rotten shit this asshole has said before kissing his ass to much. By the way, gas is 1.98 per gallon in southwest Missouri.

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  • jenny_garcia September 26, 2006

    Sorry jesse69. Teamshowoff is just a character here, like the rest of us... We never meant to hurt you in any way. I mean, Just cuz you are a Majority member of the biggest race in AMERICA... that doesn't mean we should be angry right???? BITCH. FUCK YOU.. who the fuck do you think you are? Acting all high and mighty? Thinkin you are the best piece of shit on earth!

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  • jesse69 September 26, 2006

    Damn girl!! where'd that come from? I hope I didn't sound high and mighty,,because I'm not. I have more than made my share of mistakes,,but hating someone because they are white or purple or whatever hasn't been one of them!!!! And why do you think it's nessesary to cuss me out!!!!

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  • jesse69 September 26, 2006

    Anybody else wanna kick me in defense of that troblemaking hater,,

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  • jesse69 September 26, 2006

    troublemaking hater,,,,can't believe I let jenny make me to crazy to type LOL

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  • teamshowoff September 26, 2006

    whats up jesse69 i only have one question, i heard something and just want to know is it true , i never ate buffalo before and i have this friend that we call running with buffalos , he said that indian pussy taste just like buffalo pussy, so if you can let me know if it's true. yea yea i ask running with bufflos how did he get he's name he said that when he was small all he did was run with the bufflos and when he caught one he would tast there pussy, he said if had a taste of buffalo pussy i would be running with them to, then i said if indian pussy taste like buffalo pussy why did'nt he just chase after indian girls, said that indian girls have smelling ass holes ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha yea yea yea yea yea yea

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  • teamshowoff September 26, 2006

    yea i hold her tight in my arms and my woody is stiffing i sence that she feel my trunk digging in her back side , she slowly reaches and grab my branch and rubs it, my leaves are sprouting off, she slowly opens her leggs and places my trunk in her love tunnle yae yea yea yea so now i am spreading my seeds all in her yea yea eya

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  • bunniswife September 26, 2006

    Count Belarius...have you ever seen the movie SYBIL? If you have, then of course you'll know where this is going...LOL. I'm still waiting for Teamdarling to insult Canadians...I'm starting to feel left out. Come on baby, let the shit fly...Foxy did you get the pic or not? Anyhow, tty'all later. As fair Mermaid would say, SAAAAA MMMMOOOOOCHES..

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  • bunniswife September 26, 2006

    BTW-Siamesegoth, not to be rude, but the last time I checked, there were only 4 litres to a gallon.

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  • dcisgnar September 26, 2006

    Andy and James love cock, much like the guy that took this picture!

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  • siamesegoth September 26, 2006

    Ahh ok , thank bunnis, either way we are still getting fecked :)

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  • teamshowoff September 26, 2006

    bunniswife damn i just dont know what to say about you Canadians i know that the prisons in canada are better then the ones in america o yea i like canadian beacon on my pizza yea yea yea yea yea yea i never had canadian pussy if its a good as the canadian bacon then i want some yea yea eya eya

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  • count_belarius September 26, 2006

    pst...team.... its waaaaaaaaaaay better than the bacon. trust me.

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  • jenny_garcia September 27, 2006

    Bunniswife is sooo hot....I would definitely go down on you baby. No offense. I know you are hetero. I am just stating my opinion. I know Bel is always talking about how gorgeous and beautiful you are... i would just like to share in his fantasy, you know? You truly are a beauty, girl.

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  • teamshowof September 27, 2006

    yea yea yea to all you tards that think teamshowoff is something more that a complete dumbshit...... suprise!! ya'll are the doooombasses. he isn't who he claims to be, a complete racist, but he is a FUCKIN TARD none the less. he has no skills and no place on this site. btw, i think team, jenny, siamese are the same person. no proof but just a feeling........ yea yea, damn i am sick of writing YEAH.....

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  • 2_poor_2_pay September 27, 2006

    ^^^ looks like ya lost a "f" on the end of your name there...

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  • jesse69 September 27, 2006

    OK team,,the buffalo pussy scenario was funny, I'll give you that one fucker! It's hard to be pissed off when your wiping tears and holding your gut from laughing!!!I'll get back to you later!!!

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  • count_belarius September 27, 2006

    thats the fake team, bro. team with one F is a complete faggot who is trying to get back at the original team for raping him up the butt in prison. I know, its a drama. but hey, whats new? right?

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  • jenny_garcia September 27, 2006

    apparently Team wants to rape me and latrel also.

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  • count_belarius September 27, 2006

    he can have Latrell, but he can't have you baby. only I can rape you.

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  • jenny_garcia September 27, 2006

    awwww, honey! that is the sweetest thing anyone has ever said to me.

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  • jenny_garcia September 28, 2006

    CommiDave?! Commander served his country, porch monkey! What the hell have you done, besides bitching and moaning about something that happened 400 years ago. Stop whining like a little bitch and do something positive with your life. Oh and Eyes wasn't making fun of Red Fox, he was actually paying a tribute to him by remembering his awesome comedy. You are so full of shit, punk bitch boy. Oh and I HAVE are REAL MAN. Thank you. Why would I want a smelly motherfucker like you, when I have my own pornstar baby? Dumb greasy ghetto rat. Actually, now that I think about it, the saying actually goes a little like this: "Once you go black, you'll never get your health back". Filthy herpe infested motherfucker.

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  • count_belarius September 28, 2006

    Yeah, she called me her pornstar baby! Yeah! Oh and um, the whole "going black, health back" thing. Though funny, not true. So don't fret, dude. Oh and sorrrrrrrryyyyyy. The whole my grandpa owning your grandpa thinga-majiggy... well, lets just let bygones be bygones, mkay, dude. Should I send you a bucket of KFC and a couple watermelons as Slavery Reparations? Honestly dude, I'll do it. I will! Or maybe you'd prefer a plate of black eyed peas, fried catfish, and grits.

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  • wac301 September 28, 2006

    team dont tell them to much keep em guessin LOMFA GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO TEAM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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  • teamshowoff September 29, 2006

    THIS SHIT SOME CRAZY SHIT YEA YEA YEA JOIN THE WHITE RACE YEA YEA KILL ALL NIGGERS AND WET BACK YEA YEA

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  • gunzo September 30, 2006

    I think teamshowoff is really funny and I think it´s very strange when people that seem to hate his guts are defending his honour when users with similar names are quoting here. I´m talking about retarted fuckers like cunt_belarius.

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