Horny Old Men

I can't wait til the day I can be this old and horny. They just don't give a fuck. I love it.

68 Comments
  • doods September 26, 2006

    hee hee

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  • shaunisaloser September 26, 2006

    haha look the fat guy in the back..he's like "Hellz Yeah Man"

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  • kin2inuyasha September 26, 2006

    We'll never die alone, Juggalo's will carry on, swing our hatchets if we must, each and every one of us.

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  • sleeko September 26, 2006

    I'am that old and horny.

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  • youngblood48 September 26, 2006

    water must not be cold.....swing.....

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  • eyenbackofhead September 26, 2006

    damit thats a few guys with lil dicks!! who cares anyway its photoshop

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  • teamshowoff September 26, 2006

    yea eya there aint nothing like dick tits and fish in the sea yea yea yea

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  • davcommander September 26, 2006

    That is me in front taking the pic. I want to know who took this one. I found these 2 young lushes ladies by seeing the other guy taking his pic. I didn't see anyone else there. So how'd it happen you think?

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  • count_belarius September 26, 2006

    I see you carry your camera with you everywhere you go commander...and apparently your rifle as well.

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  • jubaji September 26, 2006

    How did those skanks get in the pic?

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  • jenny_garcia September 26, 2006

    The blonde is making direct eye contact with his one eyed purple headed monster.

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  • mermaid_w_legz September 26, 2006

    omfg!! wooooooohoooooooo lol

    Hey that dude in the front? I'd have his ass DOWN on the sand and riding that sucker so hard and with such vigor, he wouldn't know what hit him! hehe

    The front chick in beads.. nice bod, kinda like mine, course my tits are bigger and I am free of l' bush.. oh and my tattoo is on my ass, not my pelvic region.....

    nice to see a man not be able to control his tool when confronted with such a thing, huh ladies?.. we gots the powaaaahhhhhhh ;)

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  • mermaid_w_legz September 26, 2006

    This pic is titled horny OLD men..wellll if any dude considered old can get a woody like that.. send him to me.......... FEDEX! lol

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  • jenny_garcia September 26, 2006

    OMG!

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  • jenny_garcia September 26, 2006

    I know what you mean Mermaid baby! The only prob is that Bel is twice as large, maybe more, and a lot thicker, so I've become sort of a size queen. I am such a perv I know. Sorry guys. Oh and if you have a body like that girl... definitely super yummy. Now I know why Commander is so crazy about you! ;)

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  • davcommander September 26, 2006

    Remember Bel, this is my weapon, this is my gun. So ladies what do you think, do I look pretty good for 49 years old?

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  • jenny_garcia September 26, 2006

    Honestly, if Bel let me, I would definitely suck it. It would probably turn him on, My sweet Bel does like to watch. ;)

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  • 1badmofo September 26, 2006

    The girls are saying "is that a role of film in you shorts or are you happy to see us?"

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  • kristen September 26, 2006

    mermaid_w_legz....please. If you have body like that i'd tell you to go work out. gross-pig. Stop eating the ho-ho's and start eating salads.

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  • kristen September 26, 2006

    oh, i know this is going to come up "so what do you look like for you to judge." well for all you perves out there- here you go. Iam about 110.5"7'. Blond hair-all natural. green eye with a purple outline(very sexy). athletic and tan. Kinda like the girl in the back just with about large c cups. eat your heart out mermaid.

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  • count_belarius September 26, 2006

    Kristen, please send me a pic. Oh and I assure you, Legz is extremely beautiful.

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  • davcommander September 27, 2006

    Kristen, I've seen legz pics. If you got them send me some pics so I can judge for myself, PLZ

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  • imbetu September 27, 2006

    count ... Go to paltalk, then look up Loralie, then get back to me...gorgeous??? OK to each his own.....

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  • imbetu September 27, 2006

    kristen... did some one punch you in the eyes?

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  • mermaid_w_legz September 27, 2006

    kristen, I am a vegetarian, I walk and I swim.. I am in great shape.. send me YOUR pic why don't you?

    and Imbetu? are you sure you looked up the right name?? asshole who apparently isn't getting any and has a fat chick for a wife or girlfriend!

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  • count_belarius September 27, 2006

    HUH?!

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  • count_belarius September 27, 2006

    you. mean. legz. is. not. the. sweet. lady. in. her. pictures!. I've been had!!!! Damn you World!!!! Damn you HEAVEN!!!! Damn YOU MY ERECT PENIS OF ROMANCE AND DESIRE!!!!!

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  • mermaid_w_legz September 27, 2006

    I am 44dd eat your fucking little heart out Kristin!

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  • mermaid_w_legz September 27, 2006

    110 pounds and 5 ft 7... LOLLLLLLLL!!

    yeah, TEAM get her a bucket of EXtra crispy!

    Kristin is just mad cuz she's an ugly little goth hog probably.... and Imbetu hasn't had his dick wet since he last visited the seedy section of town..

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  • count_belarius September 27, 2006

    I will not talk about my size no matter what. I am a gentleman. I will let my beautiful bride talk about it instead. In the meantime, I will play X COM... my favorite man kills alien game on the original Playstation.

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  • davcommander September 27, 2006

    Hey Bel, don't curse your winky. It should be your best friend. Without him, what would Jen do?

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  • mermaid_w_legz September 27, 2006

    Imbetu....... fyi my name is spelled loralei....... and the profile is loralei_1..... ya fuckwit

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  • count_belarius September 27, 2006

    Mermaid, despite profiles and web pages and such, you are still a gorgeous princess to me. So don't worry about what those losers say!

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  • dirtbag69 September 27, 2006

    those guys cant help haveing awoody once you take viagra 6 hours its still there

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  • mermaid_w_legz September 27, 2006

    hugz on ya Belarius! peace and nightie night all!! :)

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  • kane September 27, 2006

    Camera? Piss on that. Them bitches are ready. Get down there and knock off a piece.

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  • imbetu September 27, 2006

    mermaid...I was havin fun, and you lost it... again......lets see??? I want to make it up to you...I'll get you ..."a monkey, a large monkey...no ,,,,thats not gonna doit ...I'm gonna get you a full on "Blue Gorroilla" Your wellcome in advance.... Don't hurt the mother fucker ..their endangered!!! .......your well cum... hugs imbetu

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  • imbetu September 27, 2006

    shall I describe "loser" ...TEMPT ME...(WHILE I'M WAITING)please be aware of global warming.

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  • bunniswife September 27, 2006

    Gross, kinda like picturing your dad having a hardon for one of your friends. Yuck. Guess I'm just a cougar at heart...LOL

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  • jenny_garcia September 27, 2006

    Bunni is a sexy lady at heart... so yeah, go fuck your daddy whomever started this whole bestiality thing. Nasty ass perverts. Gosh!!!!

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  • jenny_garcia September 27, 2006

    *Looking to the left with mouth open like Napoleon Dynamite*

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  • count_belarius September 27, 2006

    My girl is so pissed off right now. Imbetu, I get you, but dude, pull it back a bit, you are definitely alienating the women here. I know you're just being a smart ass and shit, but I think some of the girls took the shit you said seriously. You're cool with me bro, but you may want to apologize to the lady folk.... Just a thought.

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  • jenny_garcia September 27, 2006

    okay, my baby went to bed, but you asshole instigating motherfuckers can suck his cock! you think you can come on here and talk all the shit you want... all the shit you cant say to you co-workers cuz you are too chicken shit and cuz you fear losing your job... well fuck you... just cuz this is cyberspaces doesn't mean you are free! We know exactly what type of guys you are. You are small dick, loug mouth, fat, inessential, individuals who are just taking space in the workforce and using up our oxygen. Just cover your airholes and die already, you sack of shit munchkins!!!

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  • jenny_garcia September 27, 2006

    Latrel, you're just a big black faggot. Face it., Thats all it is. Brutha!

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  • diducthat September 27, 2006

    bullshit pic, photoshop

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  • jesse69 September 27, 2006

    Isn't there some kind of Viagra warning about having a hard-on for over 4 hours? The fat bastard looks pale enough to pass out and drown!

    And no-that was not a paleface joke!!lol

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  • jenny_garcia September 27, 2006

    oh I forgot, Jesse.... you're a red feather wearing, buffalo chasin', bow and arrow shootin', white woman raping Indian boy! Okay! Now i get your paleface joke! LOL

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  • jenny_garcia September 27, 2006

    You're so funny Jesse! HOW! LOL while I tickle my pussy.

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  • count_belarius September 27, 2006

    baby you're so bad! ;)

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  • count_belarius September 27, 2006

    But thats my job... tickling your pussy i mean =)

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  • gogelaid September 27, 2006

    lol

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  • dcisgnar September 27, 2006

    I bet James wishes he was one of those 2 women right then!

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  • foxdog September 27, 2006

    Legz. LOL! A bucket of extra crispy? That shit was funny! Wait till I get this damn paid account online. I wanna see your pics, dammit. I paid a couple of days ago, but the crazy staff are too busy now to fix my shit up. If y'all wanna see me, I'm in myspace. Look up the display name "El Guapo"

    Don't abuse it, punks.

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  • jenny_garcia September 27, 2006

    Wow Mermaid, thats a sweet name! I love it! Its like the Gilmore Girls. How cool is that. ;) I remember everytime when I watched that show, Bel would say the same thing: "Man, that Rorie is getting hot, I'd bang her in the butt!" What a perv, huh?

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  • sleeko September 27, 2006

    Girls, girls...You can eat anything you want, as long as you swallow.....

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  • count_belarius September 27, 2006

    Hell yeah I'd fuck Rorie Gilmore in the butt, while her mom spread her ass cheeks apart. I think I just gave myself a chubby.

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  • count_belarius September 27, 2006

    Oh and Jenny, you are such a pervert.

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  • jenny_garcia September 27, 2006

    You are!

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  • itsmardamnit September 27, 2006

    can you say small:))

    and gross no one

    whats to see that shit

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  • jenny_garcia September 28, 2006

    Listen up, Nigga bitch. First of all, I am not Mexican. As sweet as mexicans are, I have to say that I am half puerto rican. Secondly, go slap your mama, you ex-con prison bitch! So what if we talk about sex all the time. We love each other. Something you probably don't know about, cuz your daddy probably left you in the ghetto when you were 6 and your mom had to raise 12 kids by herself. And btw, what makes you think those girls would even consider being in the same room with your shitty, ashy, herpe infested ass? And just for your information and perhaps even your gay ass fantazies, my baby is packing around 12 inches flaccid and guess what? He's a white boy. So go back to your animal porn and leave us all the fuck alone. Monkey!

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  • count_belarius September 28, 2006

    YEOUCH. I think she said what needed to be said. HEHEHEHEHEHE. She called you a monkey, dude.

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  • bunniswife September 28, 2006

    HOW MUCH MORE RIDICULOUS CAN WE ALL GET!!!!!LMFAO HOLY SHIT, WE'RE GETTING WORSE THAN TEAM...OH WELL, IT'S GOOD TV. I LOVE YOU TWISTED MOTHERFUCKERS AND YES I KNOW I'M SHOUTING!!!

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  • wac301 September 28, 2006

    fuck the pic only thing i wood be takein is sum of that bearded clam hahahahah

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  • count_belarius September 28, 2006

    She called Latrell a monkey =)

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  • teamshowoff September 29, 2006

    FUCK A WHITE BITCH YEA YEA JOIN THE WHITE PURE RACE YEA YEA EYA

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  • crackeroncrack October 26, 2006

    that is some funny shit

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  • misslatin215 February 6, 2007

    lol

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  • rareranking December 30, 2008

    The bad part some of their dicks are bigger then most of you guys lol lmfao

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