Train Wreck

That just looks like a whole lot of people got hurt in that horrible mess.

38 Comments
  • thegolfer September 27, 2006

    I think I'll catch the next one... FIRST AGAIN!

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  • bunniswife September 27, 2006

    UMMMM, for starters, we don't CARE who's first... we don't play that game anymore. Get some site ettiquette mr. golfer or these guys will be all over your ball-whacking little ass. LOL

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  • biggibb September 27, 2006

    Somewhere some jackoff is all pissed cuz his train is late... oh yeah... FUCK GOLF.

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  • davcommander September 27, 2006

    Golf, the type of game where people like the old team would love to play. Walk all over a cow pasture smaking around some guys white balls. lol Seriously, what the heck did it hit or hit it?

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  • siamesegoth September 27, 2006

    British rail does it again folks.

    Also comming from the home of golf, i cant quite happily say, find a REAL sport..like rugby.

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  • doods September 27, 2006

    blah blah blah

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  • imbetu September 27, 2006

    sorry but ...I JUST DON'T GET IT....who hit what?( a bomb maybe)?

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  • eyenbackofhead September 27, 2006

    looks like one of those terd balls from the shuttle hit i dont know just a guess couldnt have been a bomb the metal would be twisted outward

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  • eyenbackofhead September 27, 2006

    and black and burnt not clean like it is

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  • count_belarius September 27, 2006

    It probably crashed into the obese chick with the four titties as she was running across the tracks chasing a squirrel.

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  • imbetu September 27, 2006

    Ok count I'll buy the pig with 4 ..what ever they were...but how does a squirrel run "across" the tracs... it's a bridge? And Eye it seem to be twisted outward, somewhat, but yae no burns...oh well... maybe a plane crashed into it...not

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  • jenny_garcia September 27, 2006

    maybe the squirrel was hiding under one of her flaps and then suddenly escaped. god knows what she may have living under there. she might have a whole community of crazy critters living just in between her butt cheeks. Oh and I think the train thingie was an explosion of some sort.

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  • zedex September 27, 2006

    This crash is actually from China. The train is equiped with toilets that have smaller shit gulpers than average North American counterparts.

    A southern Alabama lardass took a dump on the train and clogged the gulper hole with oversized shits. The resulting pressure caused the explosion which resulted in the deaths of 28 Chinese, 14 Americans, and 300 mexicans

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  • imbetu September 27, 2006

    THANK-YOU... NOW THAT MAKES SENCE!!!!HAWHEHAWHAWWWWLMAO^^^^!!!!

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  • count_belarius September 27, 2006

    Imbetu, it was a flying squirrel

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  • 4leftturnsx500 September 27, 2006

    So, That's who you are...Mr. King!

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  • mermaid_w_legz September 27, 2006

    zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz the mermaid is tired tonight

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  • jenny_garcia September 28, 2006

    Lefty you're alive! Commander was asking about you, sweety!

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  • jenny_garcia September 28, 2006

    I'm Bel's girl btw. Sorry. I just heard a lot about you and commander and bel defending Mermaid's honor and stuff. You guys are too cute.

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  • count_belarius September 28, 2006

    Lefty? Is that really YOU? I thought the Commander became angered with you for sleeping with legz and subsequently shot you with a poisoned dart and then buried you in the Las Vegas desert only to be dug up again and eaten by "Four Tits Martha?!"

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  • wtf September 28, 2006

    That looks like the maglev train crash in Germany

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  • badger5 September 28, 2006

    it was wtf,but dont let the truth spoil the fun for the tards,......

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  • count_belarius September 28, 2006

    yeah wtf... badger enjoys his suspense. =)

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  • imbetu September 28, 2006

    count b. ..the flying squirril ...made me laugh so hard I had too explain to my wife,why I was rolling on the floor!!!A flying squirrillhahahah!!!!!

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  • jenny_garcia September 28, 2006

    How dare you laugh at the sacred flying squirrel dear Lord Imbetu! The flying squirrel has been seen by many a bitch! Including Mexicans and Iraqis.... Much like the CHupacabras of south America! The flying squirrel tends to fly in, cause a rukkus and then fly off, leaving some latino woman impregnated and complaining about the economy or lack thereof! So yes, LOrd Imbetu, Dear Sith.... I expect you to laugh accordingly. Not at the squirrel's ability to fly but at his victim's ability to bitch and moan! Now be gone and cause further Mayhem in my name sweet prince!

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  • count_belarius September 28, 2006

    My Queen has spoken dear sir.... Go forth and cause further mayhem and rukkus in her sexy name dear Sith!

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  • teamshowitoff September 28, 2006

    no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no

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  • jesse69 September 28, 2006

    I think,,,they let the blue van dude drive,while he was trying to lick two of quadtittes nipples at the same time, AND knuclebang the fucking flying squirrel!!!

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  • wac301 September 28, 2006

    i love this crazyshit lmfao flying squirrel hahahahahahahahahahahah

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  • youngblood48 September 28, 2006

    i like golf...

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  • count_belarius September 28, 2006

    youngblood thank you for sharing that with us. i feel so much closer to you now.

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  • count_belarius September 28, 2006

    Latrell likes robbing car stereos

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  • jenny_garcia September 29, 2006

    he said it cuz its probably true, you idiot. Oh and think sex with any creature would be better than sex with you, you filthy dork.

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  • count_belarius September 29, 2006

    filthy dork =) thats why I love her.

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  • teamshowoff September 29, 2006

    YEA YEA EYA FUCK ALL NIGGERS AND MEXICANS YEA YEA WE ARE THE PURE RACE YEA YEA EYA YEA

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  • bunniswife September 29, 2006

    LMFAO-this is good TV-flying squirrels, Martha the four-titted wonder, filthy dorks, niggers and wetbacks, white trailer trash...Crazyshit rules. Teamshowoff getting emulated....what is this fucking world coming to? Too funny.

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  • count_belarius September 29, 2006

    Latrel, just curious, what in the hell is a "backwoods pigeon fucka?" and why would the "chupathingie" want to do my girl in the butt? That my friend, is my job! So now I must once again put on my batman utility belt and golden nutcup and challenge the ChupaMonster to a duel! I must defend the honor of my Fair Lady's butthole!

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  • count_belarius September 29, 2006

    I just remembered something Jenny told me a while ago. The name of the mythical creature "El Chupacabras" literally means, "the Goat Sucker" because according to legend, it initially attacked only goats instead of eventually sucking on horny, way wandering women. Well, Jenny says, good thing it didn't attack roosters, because then it would called "the Cock Sucker" and every guy in town would be out wandering the streets late at night "hoping" not to get attacked. Needless to say, I almost blew a snot bubble laughing.

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