Big Meal

That python looks like me after a two hours of eating at Rio Seafood Buffet in Vegas. Hmmm Seafood.

58 Comments
  • findher69her September 28, 2006

    NOW YOU CAN ROAST THE SNAKE AND BAKE THE LAMB INSIDE AT SAME TIME. FAST FOOD IN KUALA LUMPUR!

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  • davcommander September 28, 2006

    The snake looks almost like it is about to turn itself inside out

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  • youngblood48 September 28, 2006

    its probly trying to regergitate...so it can escape...dont ya'll learn anything on here...lol

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  • siamesegoth September 28, 2006

    Awww poor wee bugger.He'll have one hell of an indigestion problem later.

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  • mydogguinness September 28, 2006

    Mmmmmmmm snake meat with Lamb sauce

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  • 4leftturnzx500 September 28, 2006

    thats a big joint man.

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  • jesse69 September 28, 2006

    Damn thing would make a nice pair of boots,,and about 30 hatbands,maybe couple dozen belts, along with 25 purses or so...actually,you could tan the whole thing out and build your own sado/beat/tie me up/slap and tickle room complete with whips and shit! Damn did I say that!! Must be time for my meds. again.....

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  • gogelaid September 28, 2006

    wow mere pic!

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  • wac301 September 28, 2006

    Hay lefty,imbetu,kane my brother still cant spell mermaid love u like a sister countbelius u r my buds and dav luv u all thanks

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  • wac301 September 28, 2006

    about the pic unlike u all its about the funny snake is from newyork to many trash cans LMDAO

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  • zedex September 28, 2006

    In about 12 days, that reticulated python is gonna take a massive dump. Then some tribal kid will come along and eat that. He will die of the digestive juices secrected by the python's digestive tract. Then a buzzard will eat the kid but get killed by a tribal bow and arrow hunter. While the buzzard is being eaten, another reticulated python will sneak in and eat the hunter. Thus, the chain of life begins again.

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  • wac301 September 28, 2006

    U MISSED ME NOW U FUCK MEWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA>>{|}}})())_))__){+_)(*^%$@ ! AM CRAZIE SPELLCECK FUCK I R HAPEY THANKS BUDS............DRUNK AGINE FUCK SPELLING DOES IT MATTER

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  • wac301 September 28, 2006

    NOBODY LOVES ME NOBODY CARES GOODBYE CRULE WORLD STOP IF YOU CAN SNOP SNOP SNIFF SNIFF ALL YOU PEOPLE THINK ABOUT IS YOUR SELFS WHA WHA WHA IAM GOING TO GO POSTAL ON ALL OF YOU YEAYAEYEATEAMSHOWOFFYEAYEAYEA

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  • count_belarius September 28, 2006

    Its says the snake ate a pregnant ewe. So the python got dinner AND dessert at the same time. What a pig! Kinda reminds me of those little russian dolls that fit inside each other.

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  • count_belarius September 28, 2006

    The snake was too laden to move and subsequently got humped by the naked guy who raped the dead whale and they were both eventually ambushed and eaten by Four Tits Martha.

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  • count_belarius September 28, 2006

    In a related story, Latrell is still a monkey

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  • imbetu September 28, 2006

    hey wac301, i've been trying to catch up to you?Hows the world treatin ya?

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  • snakebait10 September 28, 2006

    ZEDEX, I LIKED THE WAY YOU DESCRIBED THE CIRCLE OF LIFE, I THINK I'LL GO STRIVE TO BE ONE WITH MY OWN PYTHON.

    O.K. ,INCH WORM BUT WHO'S TAKING NOTES!

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  • imbetu September 28, 2006

    latrell is not a monkey... he is simply a black man with a lot of hair,,, and a very small capacity to think...

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  • jenny_garcia September 29, 2006

    PLEASE DO NOT SHIT ON PYTHON

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  • davcommander September 29, 2006

    Hey the wacked(30)1 said he luved me. How cool is that to be held is such high regard by one like him. And I don't think he is gay and I know I'm not. It is a brotherly love. I jus think its cool. Back atcha bro

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  • imbetu September 29, 2006

    Leave him alone^^^The man is a friend...and he is a man

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  • wtf September 29, 2006

    That snake is stuffed

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  • jenny_garcia September 29, 2006

    trust me, there is nothing gay about the Commander. And leave Jesse alone. I like his sense of humor. And what has siamese ever said to you? Why don't you do everyone a favor and jump in front of a speeding bus.

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  • kkkkilla September 29, 2006

    ^^^^Hehehehaaa!!! Damn Latrel. You Snappin' the fuck Off. Ease up dude. Save all them vicious names for the site's neo-nazi fucktards. They been in hiding, but they'll come out again on the next black vid meant to piss everybody off and bring them asswipe fags outta the wood work.

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  • kkkkilla September 29, 2006

    And Oh, I hope that big nasty greedy ass snake chokes to death. I hate them fuckers, big or small.

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  • jenny_garcia September 29, 2006

    snakes are cool. i have two cornsnakes. they're about 14 inches each. but pythons and anacondas or whatever, scare the crap out of me. they look almost prehistoric.

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  • siamesegoth September 29, 2006

    Hay latrel , i got you a new neck tie, bitch.

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  • jenny_garcia September 29, 2006

    don't even bother siamese, he is useless. you could probably kill the bitch and he would still be haunting us through a ouija board talking about how we hate him cuz he's black. he's an anti-social self hater.

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  • jesse69 September 29, 2006

    Dumdass indian humor??? Latrel...ok ok,,I'm not gonna do it...Jenny spanked me a few days back [verbally Count don't get pissed] for not playing nice. I'm gonna let it go!

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  • siamesegoth September 29, 2006

    It's a shame though jen, that someone hates themselves so much, that they can only use 5 words to express themselves.

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  • count_belarius September 29, 2006

    Hey guys, go to forums and then to "post your own shit". Jenny started a thread about big cock. So I started one about crazyshit hotties. Bunniswife? You're gorgeous. Why not post a few pics? You sexy little, princess.

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  • siamesegoth September 29, 2006

    i am not sexy enough to grace the pages of the forums i fear, count.

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  • papi_pancho September 29, 2006

    helo my felows how you is?

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  • count_belarius September 29, 2006

    siamese, every woman is sexy. post your best feature. I am sure you are more beautiful than you think.

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  • kkkkilla September 29, 2006

    ^^^^LOL. I'm confused Latrel. Was he a cracka, or a nigga. There's a difference you know. Try coke. I heard dem niggas was doing some hiring. And if you fuckin' tonight, I hope it will be pussy.

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  • kane September 29, 2006

    ^^^^^ Im sure you can still sell coke.

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  • kkkkilla September 29, 2006

    ^^^Hey. Don't say "coke" unless you got some..LOL

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  • kane September 29, 2006

    kkkkilla, You are a fast fucker at posting. LOL.. I was trying to help Mr Watkins with his employment also. LOL

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  • kkkkilla September 29, 2006

    Im a fast fucker, period. 20 seconds flat. And bitch better be happy...LOL

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  • kane September 29, 2006

    LMFAO.

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  • 4leftturnzx500 September 29, 2006

    hey dude killa, cocaine man, i got some man. the real thing man. hooter man and basuco man, good shit man. awesome dude.

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  • dirtbag69 September 29, 2006

    that snake looks like it ate mary and her little lamb oyea hi mermaid

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  • teamshowoff September 29, 2006

    latrel_watkins IM LOOKING FOR A NIGGER, YOU NEED SOME WORK I GOT THESE CROWS IN MY CORN FIELD AND THEY KEEP ON EATING MY CORN SO ILL PAY YOU $7.50 A HOUR IF YOU DRESS UP LIKE A SCARECROW AND SCARE THIS BLACK CROWS AWAY I GOT THE WOODEN CROSS READY I NEED YOUR BLACK ASS IN A SCARECROWW SUIT SO HURRY UP

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  • kkkkilla September 29, 2006

    Hey Lefty, Need a brick. Sack it up, and ship it out. FedX. Don't 4-get the baking soda...Put it in my mama name...LOL

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  • bunniswife September 29, 2006

    looks like that snake ate Martha...wait a minute, on second thought, I don't think it could open it's mouth that wide.

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  • jenny_garcia September 29, 2006

    Jesse! I told you I was sorry for exploding like that. You can as mean to Latrel as you want, Sweety. He is a big mouth bully and you should put him in his place. Anyway, I will never verbally spank you again. I promise. Oh and good one, Team. I couldnt stop laughing thinking of Latrel jumping around in a cornfield. "Get off da corn, get off Team corn!" LOL. Poor Latrel, I'm so sorry about your job loss. But it probably happened for a good reason. Were you stealing Malt liquor from the convenience store cold rooms again?

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  • count_belarius September 29, 2006

    Bunniswife, sweet Princess, if that snake ate Four Tits Martha, it would die immediately die of a cholesterol overdose. Besides he wouldn't stand a chance. Martha would slurp that big boy up like spaghetti.

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  • 4leftturnsx500 September 29, 2006

    I'm glad to see Teamshowoff's still here! I looked at this picture and said, "OMG! Team tried to get a snake to give him a blowjob and it swallowed him!"

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  • jenny_garcia September 29, 2006

    Teamshowoff, you don't need to find a big bad snake, just pm the right people baby and you wont get swallow whole the next time.

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  • papi_pancho September 29, 2006

    en my contry, dees sneks ar en egriwer. we choot dem and burn dem for comer a mi familia. dos sneks arr da debil! el gugui!

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  • September 30, 2006

    Dear Latrel, why do you need a job? You already settled with Crazyshit for animal porn for life. Jobs are over rated.

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  • jenny_garcia September 30, 2006

    well. pancho needs a job to feed his bitch and chickens. otherwise my Baby, Bel, dont get las vegas pussy or KFC! Make sense? I need it to make sense now for me getting hard juicy cock in my mouth! asshole macho men!

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  • jenny_garcia September 30, 2006

    God i hate being a girl! I should have been born with a cock. then i could be in charge and feeling large. and shit! I would then go to angelina's house and say look bitch I got a fat dick what up, ho?! and she would take me into her bedroom and do me all night. Mmmm Yummy.

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  • siamesegoth September 30, 2006

    Get a strap on dear heart, best of both worlds !

    I want to watch by the way.

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  • count_belarius September 30, 2006

    Damn baby, I want to watch too. Can I make rude, aggressive love to goth while you're pumping away, honey?

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  • imbetu October 1, 2006

    umhuh....count...why would you have to ask the fuckin internet,,, while she is right next to you ....?...umhuh....pumping AWAY....? sorry but the fake shit just never sat well with me.... "I want to watch too"...."Can I make rude aggresive love to goth" sure if you can find her ..."oh honey you don't mind if I fuck goth tonight do you...go a head ,,,but get it over with in the bathroom ,I'm tired.....fun fun fun!!!!!!!!!!

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  • misterbriggs October 6, 2007

    that's kind of like a turduchen ,it's a snewefetus

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