Stumpy

You go boy!!! Nothing going to hold you down.

45 Comments
  • gogelaid September 28, 2006

    sad!

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  • sheepshagga September 28, 2006

    Not sad man, at least he's got a sense of humour. Ya can't take that away from him.

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  • siamesegoth September 29, 2006

    at least he can laugh about it.

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  • zedex September 29, 2006

    I think God gave us people like this to make us appreciate the completeness of our own bodies. Think about it: no matter how we complain about ourselfs, every time we see someone in this condition, do you thing to yourself, "glad I have my arms and legs"?

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  • kkkkilla September 29, 2006

    WTF happened ta him. Maybe his head is fake too.

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  • king_dingaling September 29, 2006

    NO that shirt probably refers to his package

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  • kane September 29, 2006

    HEY DUDE, Your colostomy bag is full. I think it fell out too. Its in front, dude.

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  • 2_poor_2_pay September 29, 2006

    guy's got a since of humor at least

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  • pnutt September 29, 2006

    modern age pirate....he is off to rape and plunder!

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  • briandee September 29, 2006

    Must be horrible when he gets an itch.

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  • bunniswife September 29, 2006

    At least this guy isn't sitting around feeling sorry for himself...bet that shirt gets him laid quite a bit- it's a good conversation starter.

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  • siamesegoth September 29, 2006

    ^^^ this is where one us ud ladies says "i'd hit it" right?

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  • jenny_garcia September 29, 2006

    I don't want to be mean, but does he really need a shirt to point out the obvious? His shirt should say, "Still Trekkin'" or "Cowboy Up". That would be sexier. Btw, you girls would really hit that? ;) That would be kinda kinky.

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  • siamesegoth September 29, 2006

    ^ Depends, does his arm come with special attachments? I have to admit though, getting 'fisted' would be intresting.

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  • wtf September 29, 2006

    The terminator, he is a quadruple amputee either that or he was born that way

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  • count_belarius September 29, 2006

    Siamese, you naughty little kitty. You, very much like Bunniswife, deserve a bare bottom spanking. You know what the guy in the pic is thinking though, right..."okay, don't get decapitated..DONT get decapitated!"

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  • siamesegoth September 29, 2006

    (_._) here you go count, nothing stopping you ;)

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  • September 29, 2006

    Hey man, can you come over here and give me a hand? What do you say to a one legged hitchhiker, Hop in! Remember my jokes about a gy with no arms and no legs. He can not even jack off.

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  • 4leftturnsx500 September 29, 2006

    Why are you all feeling sorry for him...He can do 5 women at once now! Six if he uses his tongue!!!

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  • 4leftturnzx500 September 29, 2006

    brave dude man!

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  • teamshowoff September 29, 2006

    that mother fucker needs to stay home i dont want to see that fucking retarded shit, way does he have to come out side, shit please stay inside where we cant see you yea yea yea ye a

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  • jenny_garcia September 29, 2006

    if somebody tips him over, how does he get back up?

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  • wac301 September 29, 2006

    that craztshit motherfucker gets my vote man of the year he says fuck everybody iamalive!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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  • wac301 September 29, 2006

    lefty u crazy fuck your rite LMFAO!!!!!!!!

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  • imbetu September 29, 2006

    STUD

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  • wac301 September 29, 2006

    30min behind u bro

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  • imbetu September 29, 2006

    Im out ...Latter bro...have a blast^^^^Make your life fun with you and your wife and kids!!!!

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  • jenny_garcia September 29, 2006

    GO stumpy! Go stumpy! Its your Birthday! Get Busy! Btw, I am really tipsy right now. Strawberry Zinfandel rocks it like Johnny Depp and Wynona Ryder doing him reverse Cowgirl! Yeehaw baby! Can you believe Bel, fell asleep? I am giving him 30 more minutes, then I will have to wake his sexy ass up by doing what I do best. I feel like dancing tonight! Its the weekend and he better be ready to go.

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  • papi_pancho September 29, 2006

    por men. he gweel nevar git gwife liek such. i git gwif nsted! jajaja si!

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  • wac301 September 30, 2006

    imbetyou u dont sleep u do eat hoppppe u injoyed yopr meal its friday get it

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  • spiderworld September 30, 2006

    teenage mutant ninja turtle......unplugged

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  • davcommander September 30, 2006

    OK here is the scoop on him. 2004 outside of Bagdad. IED and a hummer in which he was in the back. Killed the driver and passenger, broke the gunners back. Threw this guy an estimated 25 yards. Arms were amputated due to the severity of the burns. I beleive his rank was sergent US Army. This is a pic of him training for the half marathon he ran in April of this year. (He did not placed but since he finished, he won

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  • jenny_garcia September 30, 2006

    I wonder how big his dick is? I mean, siamese wants to get fisted in her little pussy, i would LOVE to see that. Fuck I would LOVE to see her getting fisted in her tiny little ASSHOLE! I bet most guys her would definitely pay a dollar fifty for that much! Okay guys! My sweet baby girl sister is going to take it up the ass for a dollar a fifty a pop. Come on now! Lets GO!

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  • imbetu September 30, 2006

    ?????WOW^^^CAMON Count,there's a limit to everything???!!!

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  • davcommander September 30, 2006

    6.59 from me Jen. Ar you going to supervise? Ms. Siam, any chance of nudies from you my scottish mdm

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  • count_belarius September 30, 2006

    ALRIGHT! SIAMESE CAN CHARGE WHATEVER SHE DESIRs! you choose faggots!!!!

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  • count_belarius September 30, 2006

    I will still lick the tip of your pink knob if your clear my name and just say you want to fuck me in my sweet, soft, ass. Oh andkill your ho~

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  • davcommander September 30, 2006

    bel put up the scotch WTF are you trying to say here that you like it up the ass? or you want her to say she wants to give it up her ass?

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  • siamesegoth September 30, 2006

    Jesus christ on a bike. Now im being sold for a 1.50 on the net, to be Stumpys ass whore.

    Being scottish, and tighter than a virgin on her wedding night, i accept the conditions. open night boys and girls ! And no commander no nudes from me, you'd all die of shock.

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  • pnutt September 30, 2006

    Good way to go...right?

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  • count_belarius September 30, 2006

    Dear Jesus! Sweet Jenny is not logging out again! Baby, you are making me look like a butt pirate here. Log out and sign in honey! The commander thinks I like it in the butt now! Thank you!

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  • diducthat September 30, 2006

    someone should throw him a football

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  • davcommander September 30, 2006

    JenBel, you had me worried doodet

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  • shawtiisofly January 23, 2007

    RUN FOREST STUMPY RUN!!!!!!!!!!!!

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  • stumpyx4 February 4, 2008

    I know that guy…I am that guy…and yes I has a sense of humor (the shirt was a gift from my bro) and yes my dick is big enuff to reach w/the stumps to beat off, sorry king_dingaling…and “fisting” or “stumping” as I like to call it, is not out of the question…and yes the arm does have a special attachment, it has a built in beer opener –no shit-…and yes I’m a quad amp from bacterial infection in 2000, Although the 2004 Iraq story is a good one…I use ‘trying to chop dwn a tree w/a chainsaw’ or ‘second hand smoke-wont killya but’… or ‘ don’t charge me an arm n a leg’ Also “teamshowoff” if u don’t want to see ‘retarded shit’ why the fuck are u on this web site…you stupid fuck!…and that’s not a colostomy bag it’s a pack that carries my wallet/cell phone ‘cause I cant stick my hands in my pockets…the pirate thing was a crackup, I use ‘pirate’ every Halloween to ‘hand’ out candy…hey ‘brentwood’ work out the names for what do you call a guy w/no arms/legs here’s the easy ones Art, Bill, Matt, Bob, harder Stu (pot boiling water) real good Skip (behind power boat) Chip (tree chipper) and my personal Fav… Rod (first thing in the morn!)

    C-ya

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