I know that guy…I am that guy…and yes I has a sense of humor (the shirt was a gift from my bro) and yes my dick is big enuff to reach w/the stumps to beat off, sorry king_dingaling…and “fisting” or “stumping” as I like to call it, is not out of the question…and yes the arm does have a special attachment, it has a built in beer opener –no shit-…and yes I’m a quad amp from bacterial infection in 2000, Although the 2004 Iraq story is a good one…I use ‘trying to chop dwn a tree w/a chainsaw’ or ‘second hand smoke-wont killya but’… or ‘ don’t charge me an arm n a leg’ Also “teamshowoff” if u don’t want to see ‘retarded shit’ why the fuck are u on this web site…you stupid fuck!…and that’s not a colostomy bag it’s a pack that carries my wallet/cell phone ‘cause I cant stick my hands in my pockets…the pirate thing was a crackup, I use ‘pirate’ every Halloween to ‘hand’ out candy…hey ‘brentwood’ work out the names for what do you call a guy w/no arms/legs here’s the easy ones Art, Bill, Matt, Bob, harder Stu (pot boiling water) real good Skip (behind power boat) Chip (tree chipper) and my personal Fav… Rod (first thing in the morn!)
I know that guy…I am that guy…and yes I has a sense of humor (the shirt was a gift from my bro) and yes my dick is big enuff to reach w/the stumps to beat off, sorry king_dingaling…and “fisting” or “stumping” as I like to call it, is not out of the question…and yes the arm does have a special attachment, it has a built in beer opener –no shit-…and yes I’m a quad amp from bacterial infection in 2000, Although the 2004 Iraq story is a good one…I use ‘trying to chop dwn a tree w/a chainsaw’ or ‘second hand smoke-wont killya but’… or ‘ don’t charge me an arm n a leg’ Also “teamshowoff” if u don’t want to see ‘retarded shit’ why the fuck are u on this web site…you stupid fuck!…and that’s not a colostomy bag it’s a pack that carries my wallet/cell phone ‘cause I cant stick my hands in my pockets…the pirate thing was a crackup, I use ‘pirate’ every Halloween to ‘hand’ out candy…hey ‘brentwood’ work out the names for what do you call a guy w/no arms/legs here’s the easy ones Art, Bill, Matt, Bob, harder Stu (pot boiling water) real good Skip (behind power boat) Chip (tree chipper) and my personal Fav… Rod (first thing in the morn!)
C-ya
RUN FOREST STUMPY RUN!!!!!!!!!!!!
JenBel, you had me worried doodet