The Holy Ass

Words can not describe the perfection of this ass.

94 Comments
  • gogelaid September 28, 2006

    agin first wow must be my lucky day!!!!!

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  • sheepshagga September 28, 2006

    Go on, choose the melons... No no no go for the buns... Hang on is that a tender thigh in there? Who cares, give me the buns.

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  • badger5 September 29, 2006

    she doesnt go in there much judging from her waist,....

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  • zedex September 29, 2006

    Will someone explain to me why the thighs are twice the size of the waist?? This is definately photoshopped or a very malformed body

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  • siamesegoth September 29, 2006

    Is it me, or is her/his it's waist totally out of proportion to the rest of it?

    Why yes i AM bitter, how can you tell?

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  • kkkkilla September 29, 2006

    Pop-Eye legs. Looks kinda funny. Could very well be a dude. Bad Photoshop.

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  • king_dingaling September 29, 2006

    Ahhhhh! haha! you guys were checking out that dudes ass

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  • kristen September 29, 2006

    look at the waist! Needs to start actually eating the food and not throwing it up. Nice ass though.

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  • 2_poor_2_pay September 29, 2006

    i could soo break her in half..

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  • kane September 29, 2006

    That bitch does not look right. Some thick ass knees, legs, tits and head. Now wheres the rest?

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  • bunniswife September 29, 2006

    She looks like a life like Barbie with those out of whack proportions...looks like she could use some food, maybe we should hook her up with Martha.LOL

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  • siamesegoth September 29, 2006

    Martha would have this one as a snack.

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  • kissieface3769 September 29, 2006

    +++SLAP+++ good game!!

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  • nazi September 29, 2006

    IS THAT YOU JENNY ...???

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  • nazi September 29, 2006

    NO,I DON`T THINK SO !!!

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  • nazi September 29, 2006

    THAT YUMMY LOOKS LIKE GERMAN FUCKING NAZI

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  • nazi September 29, 2006

    Words can describe the perfection of this ass:!SUCK IT! !KISS IT !...etcetcetcetcetcetcetcetcetcetcetc.............. ..............................................

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  • siamesegoth September 29, 2006

    You want some kleenex natzi? you seem rather excitied by all this.

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  • dirtbag69 September 29, 2006

    bitch i dont care how fine you look you better get a glass dont even thing about drinking my kool aid right from the pitcher.man you just gave me a hummer.dont back wash that in my kool aid .oyea hi mermaid

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  • jenny_garcia September 29, 2006

    this cannot be a guy! she's got a perfect body. probably works out on her legs and but a lot. maybe has a boob job. i've seen near perfect girls like this around New Port Beach. i'd do her.

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  • jenny_garcia September 29, 2006

    actually,wait, judging by the thickness of the shadow she is casting, there do seem to have been a few touch ups. and there's another dark shadow spot in front of her crotch, almost looks like the leg was thicker but colored out in black (maybe they colored out the cock =). hell i dont know. she still looks hawt!

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  • jenny_garcia September 29, 2006

    nausher can you please send me the pics you're talking about. i am really curious now.

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  • 4leftturnsx500 September 29, 2006

    For you poor people who can’t afford Photoshop, there’s a distortion icon that you can click on and pull any part of the body to what ever shape you like. That’s why the waist doesn’t match the thighs or calves. BTW…That’s one ugly thigh!!

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  • siamesegoth September 29, 2006

    Either way, she could probably crack your skull with those thighs lol.

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  • count_belarius September 29, 2006

    Great Googly Moogly! That is a man?! Distortion icon, huh Lefty. She doesn't look distorted to me. I have a qustion for the men here. Now, honestly, if that were/is indeed a woman, and she came on to you, looking the way she does, would you seriously turn her down because her waist is too thin and her thighs a bit too muscular? With legs like that, can you imagine what she could do in bed? If that is in fact a woman, she can give me the flying scissors anyday.

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  • September 29, 2006

    The question is, What were you doing on a Tranny web site? Please advise

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  • 4leftturnsx500 September 29, 2006

    Scissor thighs huh! Well that’s one chick that I’d think twice about eating! One squeeze on your head and the top would blow like a giant whitehead…or blackhead! LOL! I just want everyone here to know that I love all of you…red, yellow, black, or white…you all just relax me and bring joy to my heart! I’ll need all of your real names and address because when I win the POWERBALL…I’m going to share it with all of you good people who make me laugh every time I get on here! Oh yeah…and all you princesses/queens …I’ll need your picture too! So just copy my name, go up into the forums, click members then paste my name into the white block and then hit find. Then click the PM and send me what I need…Keep in mind, the more nasty the photo, the more money you’ll get!

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  • nazi September 29, 2006

    RIGHT,SHE HAS A humongous BIG DICK IN FRONT !

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  • siamesegoth September 29, 2006

    Hay left, if i send you a pic of my nrkkid gran, and thats nasty , 'specially if it's a crotch shot, does that mean i get half?

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  • teamshowoff September 29, 2006

    fuck that bitch we must kill this man girl yea yea fucking sick white fucks yea yea kill whitey yea yea yea

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  • 4leftturnzx500 September 29, 2006

    man am i glad i am smoking some shit now man. that dude has probably got a dick man.

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  • siamesegoth September 29, 2006

    you took your time getting here didn't you team?

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  • jenny_garcia September 29, 2006

    If that is a really hot transexual, and I had sex with him, would I be considered half gay cuz he's half woman? I mean a beautiful girl, hot bod, AND a big dick? The best of both worlds, baby!

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  • jenny_garcia September 29, 2006

    nausher, we're still waiting for those real photos of the mystery girl in the pic

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  • siamesegoth September 29, 2006

    Every bi-sexualls wet dream right there Jen. scuse me, i'll be in my bunk ,)

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  • wac301 September 29, 2006

    hay imbetu out there

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  • wac301 September 29, 2006

    seen that alien slut men in black her eyes blinked fucked up HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA got go astros are kickin ass !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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  • foxdog September 29, 2006

    Jenny, if you have sex with that, I'd really like to see it. Hell, I'd probably even have sex with that.

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  • jenny_garcia September 29, 2006

    if there were no touch ups and it truly was real, cock or not, I would definitely have sex with him/her. As long as Bel gets to watch of course. Hell you can all watch.

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  • jenny_garcia September 29, 2006

    OMG, she would have to look like Angelina Jolie in Gone in Sixty Seconds. A blonde Angelina with a fat hard on! I would go done on that soooo fast. Siamese would probably join in as well, huh sweety? Throw in Bunniswife and Legz and we can call it a party. ;)

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  • wac301 September 29, 2006

    DUAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA ITS LIKE FUCK THE PIC LETS GO TO DRAMA CHILDEN SPELL CHEK FUCKERS SUCK MY OLD RUSTY DICK word dont fuck with me kids grow the fuck up adults dont about sex like that............................................

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  • wac301 September 29, 2006

    fuck............R............... hate me because iam old and drunker than hell sorriey your yuppie little feg i is knot nnormall can u stutttttr or slurrrrrrrr on line childrens can we answer that

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  • papi_pancho September 29, 2006

    Helo gretings to erybody. I am from peru and leving wit my cosin in Califrnia. i do not hev yob purmichon jet, bot i wod lik it tu wurk fur songody. mak mucho dinero and fin a gwif to luff lik chee. eniboty quen hep mi., i aprisiet. mebi simise keety ket, ken gimi blojeb jes? chi a noty guman. i loff naty gumen! I lof u america! waaaaaaasssaaapppp!!! jajajajaja

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  • sl September 29, 2006

    Somebody give that bitch a sandwitch, she could use one, or two!!

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  • wac301 September 29, 2006

    HAY PAPI GRAB AHOULD OF SOMETHING CRAZY WELCOME TO THE JUNGLE

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  • wac301 September 30, 2006

    TAEM WERE ARE U YEA YEA YEA BRO

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  • count_belarius September 30, 2006

    I have Team working on a super sonic, death ray bionic, nigga killing, bio-weapon of mass destruction right now. His evil genius is hard at work at the moment. He asked me to tell you, "YEA YEA YEA!" However, when he returns, Latrine Bitchskins shall be no more! Btw, did you know several of the ladies are offering sloppy, hardcore blowjobs to whomever kicks the crap out of Latrel? Its hunting season fellas. =)

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  • count_belarius September 30, 2006

    Oh and yes. I would stick my cock deep inside that girl's asshole, no problem. If she's got a dick, well, thats what jenny and the girls are for. Teamwork people! Teamwork!!! I love the scotch, btw. Scotchy scotchy poo! I love you!!!! I love scotcy poo! Yes indeed I do!!! Oh and by the by, bunniswife is mine, you erection wielding, foul foreskin smelling miscreants! She is my sweet rose, an angel among God's creations, a most desirable Princess, and sweet mistress of my innermost fantasies. Anyone so much as squirt a globby, gooey baby missile in her direction, and you shall answer to me and my purple headed lightsaber! And where is the Commander by the way? Has one of you foul, flying squirrel, fucking fiends killed him? THe Commander was a good man. An honest man. A horny man. His sense of duty for the protection of this beloved country was only exceed by his desire for booty from my beloved Jenny! If anyone finds him, please return him. He answers to the name of Bob, sometimes. A reward may or may not be available, depending on how much Jesse69's jaw hurts from eating all that buffalo pussy.

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  • wac301 September 30, 2006

    count have you been drinkin

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  • count_belarius September 30, 2006

    YES. Sir Wac of the Drowning Pussy Pond, I have been drinking the sweet nectar of the Gods! Or as my buddies like to call it.... SCOTCHY POO!

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  • wac301 September 30, 2006

    glad to hear it my scotchypoo is a fine wiskey born in scottland cant afford it but iove it

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  • wac301 September 30, 2006

    EVERYBODY HATES ME BECAUSE I AM OLLD

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  • wac301 September 30, 2006

    hay post behind ME I AM OLD

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  • davcommander September 30, 2006

    Fear not Bel. for I have risen from the dead or at least i feel like it. Hi ladies, love yo all due to the fact that without a lady, I would not be a complete man. That is because Rosey while gives pleasur to me, well and often I might add, she just doesn't make me feel whole. I just can't be myself with her, just can't open up to her like I can a woman. So here is a big hug and kiss to you all XOXOXO. NOW BACK TO THE POST. BEEN DOING DAV BUSINESS ALL DAY AND JUST GOT HOME. SORRY IF I'M LATE. LOOKS LIKE I MISSED ALOT. Sorry for the shouting. Hit the caps key. I would like to know which of you CSers has an ass that looks like that. And in case you didn't know already, I agree 100% with what Bel has said tonight with the exception that he didn't say enough kind words to you ladies. But I digress. As long as this person has been standing in front of that open fridg, must have been very hot and was needing a cool down.

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  • foxdog September 30, 2006

    Bel, that was very well written. Personally, I'm a tequila kind of guy, but I've got nothing against scotch.

    Wac, WTF?????

    By the way, where's mermaid?

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  • count_belarius September 30, 2006

    Foxdog, my 5 star general and leader of the armies of me.... I thank you dearly for your faithful nature. However, scotch and vodka are MY poison. Tequila burns my heart and rum dost give me a pirate's headache. And mere beer is for the foot soldiers. I require a much more stimulating high. Hence! Scotchy poo.... I Love it do! Sweet scotchy poo! I do love you! Especially when I lick it off my little girl Jenny;s juicy little, pink clit. She is so yummy my fellow warriors. Maybe.... if I am in a good mood, I may ask her to share her treasures with you. But I am usually in a crappy mood, so forget it! Jenny is mine and only mine as is, My sweet, juicy, voluptuous, gorgeous, angel baby, love goddess, BUNNISWIFE. BWife is my own personal rare dessert! You horny villains will have to learn the ways to the key to her very selective and exclusive heart. She is a lady, and won't take trash talk from the commoners! Muah! Babys! You limp peepee, ignorant, good for nothing but insults bitches! HAHHAHHAHA!

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  • imbetu September 30, 2006

    Fuck this ;...Im normal^^^^

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  • count_belarius September 30, 2006

    are you normal, imbetu? really? how? please describe? Pussy hunter!

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  • siamesegoth September 30, 2006

    Hay Wac fellow scot here !

    Jen if it's agelina jolie, i dont give a flying fox what she looks like sweetie, i'd still do her, andask for seconds.

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  • bunniswife September 30, 2006

    Darling Bel, how freely your tongue flows under the tender influence of yon scotchy poo...honestly, you flatter me sir!!! My virtue is yours for protecting from these erection weilding, foul foresking smelling miscreants...LOL. I love you baby.

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  • count_belarius September 30, 2006

    My sweet and succulent Beautiful Goddess Maggy. Princess of my Heart, Precious Queen of my Soul... Sweet and Passionate Stimulant of my hormones and nightly erections! Scotchy poo means nothing, without the sweet taste of you and your juicy, yet forbidden treasure. I will forever protect your virtue, my dearest maiden! No pervert nor his squirting weewee will cross your path or do you harm! Your love and sweet innocence, is mine. And without a doubt or condition, mine is completely yours. That said, my sweet and rarest of blooms, my unrequited, yet oh so desired love...no putred, scoundral shall cross, nor contaminate your path. Nay my sweet princess, I shall guard you with my heart, evermore!

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  • 4leftturnsx500 September 30, 2006

    You ask… Where’s mermaid? Well...I ate her! Pretty tasty I might add! I had to put her tits in the freezer. They were just way to big to eat at one sitting! Anybody want a couple wings? She was mermaid angel you know! Best fish I ever ate!

    Sorry commander...I couldn't find you to share the feast!

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  • wac301 September 30, 2006

    lefty who going win today????? if kevin is racin its over

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  • bunniswife September 30, 2006

    Yes, where is our favorite fishy Mermaid, I miss her snappy comments and daily headbutts with Team and Imbetu...Belarius, you sir need a good lashing, however, with my virtue at stake, I shall spare you my wrath and instead bestow upon you my upmost gratitude for thy protection. Kisses...

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  • bunniswife September 30, 2006

    PS-How's my lil foxy today?

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  • foxdog September 30, 2006

    Bunniswife, your lil foxy is fine as wine! Despite Bel's best defenses of your chastity and his eloquent proclamations of love for you, his 5 star general has flown under the radar and stolen your heart. Bel, sorry, but foxdog jr. jr. will be along in another nine months. But I'm sure there's enough love for us to go around in a naughty little romp; Bel, Jenny, Bunniswife, hell, even DavCommander.

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  • foxdog September 30, 2006

    Coop, if you want me to fuck you, I will, but I don't think you'd like it. There's enough of me to go around.

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  • 4leftturnsx500 September 30, 2006

    wac301 wrote:

    lefty who going win today????? if kevin is racin its over ...Yeah he won again...I'd hate to be a Busch driver with with all the cup drivers running..It's just not fair!!!

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  • imbetu October 1, 2006

    Wac ...i guess your tired?

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  • bunniswife October 1, 2006

    Hooray for you!!!!

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  • count_belarius October 1, 2006

    dbcoop! You slutty instigator! you must now be tied down and anally raped by the masses! Bend over and let Captain Teamshowoff tie you down. Spread your crusty, oily, hairy, shitty, buttcheeks wide and.... andd....a nd.... let 4leftturnsx500 rape you in the butt for being such a whiney little bitch! Go lefty! Perform the deed which I have proclaimed to be done and which shall hence be performed! Just, smoke a fatty, pretend that dbcoop is Angelina Jolie, and launch forth thy flesh torpedoe into the holy dbcoop! You slutty instigator! you must now be tied down and anally raped by the masses! Bend over and let Captain Teamshowoff tie you down. Spread your crusty, oily, hairy, shitty, buttcheeks wide and.... andd....a nd.... let 4leftturnsx500 rape you in the butt for being such a whiney little bitch! Go lefty! Perform the deed which I have proclaimed to be done and which shall hence be performed! Just, smoke a fatty, pretend that dbcoopbtichboy is Angelina Jolie, and launch forth thy flesh torpedoe into the sacred and faggoty dbcoop dungeon of shit and 24 month old cheesy dick corn!

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  • count_belarius October 1, 2006

    Nausher! I am proud of you my cock sucking sorta friend who I wouldn't normally hang around with in real life cuz you're gay and you might give me the wrong type of reputation amongst my peers and family and other important individuals in my life and career, but I however still like you as a friend so I found it really cool to talk to you without said people knowing!

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  • teamshowitoff October 1, 2006

    I don't care whether its a Woman , Man or a Tran. I would love to hit it while Jenny sat and watched whilst playing with her lovely tight Pussy, then maybe just maybe Jenny would come over and Join us in a sea of suduction and Orgasmic pleasure. What ya think Jen Baby ????

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  • jenny_garcia October 1, 2006

    You're sick. Please LEAVE ME ALONE!

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  • foxdog October 1, 2006

    ^^^One would hope that there is not strife in the house of the Count. I like you both too much to ever be witness to that. Smooches, Bunniswife, time to dispense with some more scantily clad pics, no?

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  • bunniswife October 1, 2006

    My darling foxy..you beautiful smooth-skinned country protecting hottie...did you answer my message darling? Of course, in the privacy of our own little world, I could possible accomodate you. Kisses

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  • foxdog October 1, 2006

    Sweetie pie, your message has been answered in earnest. I can only hope that your are completely satisfied, for I were in your immediate vicinity, I would make sure that you were completely satisfied. Accomodation is all I ask, and I'm completely yours.

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  • teamshowoff October 1, 2006

    my good friends i got i trouble so im doing alot of community servis yea that means working for my crime yea yea but fuck it theres lots of grils there so im back yea yea

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  • count_belarius October 1, 2006

    teamshowoff, did you shoot another negro again?

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  • count_belarius October 1, 2006

    Fear not, General Foxdog! No such strife exists. Foggy Hill Manor remains a place of peace and sexy harmony. Oh and, my sweet and desirable Princess Bunniswife, when will I be receiving scantily clad pics from you as well?

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  • zamardii12 October 3, 2006

    That's tiffany teen. I think her site's tiffanyteen. She quit modeling after her ex released [ictures of her doing some real hardcore shit like fucking, eating pussy, sucking dick, spreading her pussy. Just google images tiffany teen, and i'm sure they'll come up.

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  • malcolm8 October 12, 2006

    Way to skinny, bet shes going to go throw up whatever she is about to eat there

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  • yortgnik October 14, 2006

    not my type but hey id give it a try

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  • iieternityii October 19, 2006

    looks photoshoped

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  • x3r0 October 22, 2006

    Photoshopped, here's the real one.

    img172.imageshack.us/img172/3739/1161492487924wm8.jpg

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  • josie18cc October 29, 2006

    the ankles, along with the calves and thighs tell it all....why isnt She/he looking at the cam anyway....it's a man

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  • x3r0 October 29, 2006

    It's not a freaking man.

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  • locashit October 29, 2006

    Holy shit I just orgasmed.

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  • aura420 November 1, 2006

    fuck the what?

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  • thousand December 11, 2006

    It's about time she opened that fridge.

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  • penguin February 8, 2007

    with an ass like that u can tell thats her first time in the fridge

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  • useful_idiot November 16, 2007

    yummy

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  • bytchasz November 19, 2007

    my ass is so much better

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  • mr_ant December 19, 2007

    Woah. Damn,that is one fine ass. Really? Let me see it then,if you are a female, that is.:-)

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