Cookie Monster Double Crosses His Deal

Who the fuck would be heartless enough to kill The Cookie Monster?

25 Comments
  • badger5 September 30, 2006

    he got whacked,....

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  • diducthat September 30, 2006

    looks like that guy on the overpass that put the shotgun in his mouth

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  • 4leftturnsx500 September 30, 2006

    ME WANT COOKIE! ME WANT COOKIE!.....POW!!! Me waaaa....

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  • itsmardamnit September 30, 2006

    it kinda looks like someone ran him over and he is as flat as a pancake well close to it anyway

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  • wac301 September 30, 2006

    fucker ate a crack cookie hahahahahahahah least he went out buzzin LMSDAO ( llaft my still drunkin ass off ) is that bad?????????????

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  • kane September 30, 2006

    Ate a crack cookie and his crack said SPLAT....

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  • September 30, 2006

    C is for cookie and cookie is for me! Some people get car jacked, I will call that a cookie jack.

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  • davcommander September 30, 2006

    Looks like he got into an argument with Big Bird and Snuffy and lost. Told him to share those cookies. Call the Count to find out how many he ate.

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  • bunniswife September 30, 2006

    Bert n' Ernie asked him for a threesome and he went out swinging...poor ole cookie monster!!!

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  • briandee September 30, 2006

    He over-dosed on cookies and now he broken cookie.

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  • just4orfun September 30, 2006

    damn,they wacked the cookie monster!thats fucked up

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  • youngblood48 September 30, 2006

    fuck with kermit...you die...next...big bird...

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  • 4leftturnsx500 September 30, 2006

    Miss Piggy had a baby! It came out with blue fur all over it’s body...So Kermit killed poor Cookie Monster! After further DNA testing it was Grover's kid. Kermit's currently serving 30-life for first-degree murder of a cookie! Well...I should say, Cookie monster!

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  • youngblood48 September 30, 2006

    its a sad sad world...muahahahaha...

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  • dirtbag69 September 30, 2006

    look out cookie some black guy will put you in a box give you to is kid for is birthday.then say he forgot to put air holes in it.cheap basterd

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  • imbetu October 1, 2006

    I really coudn't care less...

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  • teamshowoff October 1, 2006

    big bird peck his ass to death fucking cookie monster cant say no to cookies, yea eya kill all mexicans yea yea wet back are good for nothing yea yea

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  • count_belarius October 1, 2006

    Dear Cookie Monster. You were embezzling from Nostra Familia again. You good for nuthin dough muncher. Are you always so stupid or is today a special occasion? You my friend, were as useless as rubber lips on a woodpecker. Calling you stupid would be an insult to stupid puppets! Now that you are dead, can I borrow your face for a few days while my own ass is on vacation? You died stupid. So what gives? I mean, I even liked your mother, though she had a nice butter face, Everything looked nice, but her face. Hey don't get upset, the lady had more chins than the Hong Kong telephone book, now sit down, relax, slit your wrists, it will lower your blood pressure. I swear people, they said he was always a great "asset" to Sesame street, I told them they were off by two letters. But HEY! Don't worry folks, what he lacked in intelligence, he more than made up for it in stupidity. Now my sweet Cookie Monster, I'm going to memorize your name and then throw my fucking head away.

    CYA!

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  • teamshowitoff October 1, 2006

    Dear Jenny, The pages without your comments are just empty pages to me. How my heart sings when you have not been here. I feel so empty and low. Please my love, raise my heart and place some comment. O jenny my sweet. O Jenny my Sweet

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  • jenny_garcia October 1, 2006

    Um, somebody! This guy is creeping me out now! Totally! Hello?

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  • zedex October 1, 2006

    Don't worry jenny. He just wants to showitoff. Fear not as he has nothing to show and no brains to know how to show it.

    Besides, we have alot of crazyshitters { did that come out right??} here to teach him a thing or two.

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  • breeze October 1, 2006

    THAT is so sad.

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  • count_belarius October 1, 2006

    Cookie Monster is dead, The Easter Bunny was caught a Japanese family and shit on till she died, and Santa Claus was sent to prison for butt raping his elves. In a related story, Latrell is still a monkey.

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  • malcolm8 October 12, 2006

    man im going to go cry now

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  • ladypleaser July 8, 2008

    i saw this on google...

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