Brakes Brakes Brakes

It always seems like the breaks don't work when your sliding on ice.

48 Comments
  • bunniswife October 1, 2006

    Whoops, should have put on the winter tires.

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  • stuccoking October 1, 2006

    i thought this was disable parking!

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  • arubiano October 1, 2006

    did i do that ??

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  • siamesegoth October 1, 2006

    How to know when the pilot has been drinking.

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  • cap-n_obvious October 1, 2006

    pilot to co-pilot "hey Bob watch me scare the shit out of these guys"

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  • count_belarius October 1, 2006

    Passing judgement, are we Samantha? =) I smell a cat fight!

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  • siamesegoth October 1, 2006

    Just as well i dont belive in Jesus or that fairy tale called the bible then, is'nt it samantha dear.

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  • 4leftturnsx500 October 1, 2006

    Now here's a perfect example of a copycat 9/11-suicide hi-jacking gone bad! Ya gotta get the fuckin' plane off the ground first, you fucking idiot sheet head!

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  • foxdog October 1, 2006

    The traction is fine, it's the damn hangar door that has a problem. They just gotta change the batteries in the remote.

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  • siamesegoth October 1, 2006

    cute smanthat, now back the fuck of bitch.

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  • siamesegoth October 1, 2006

    go fuck your self dear, prefferably with your crucifix.

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  • count_belarius October 1, 2006

    Um Samantha, there is a bearded guy in a white robe at my door...says you asked him to come over and bless me?

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  • siamesegoth October 1, 2006

    back off, would be nice, you cunt.

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  • siamesegoth October 1, 2006

    Posting random bullshit in my blog is the mark of a moron. Keep it to yourself and your god.

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  • imbetu October 1, 2006

    What would any God want too have with this place?

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  • imbetu October 1, 2006

    that happened to my car one time..I was backin out, and the fuckin dog stepped on the remote

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  • siamesegoth October 1, 2006

    Ask sam up there, apparently she has all the answers XD.

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  • siamesegoth October 1, 2006

    Aww shit, imbetu, i get that cost something to fix.

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  • wac301 October 1, 2006

    saw the pic a couple hrs ago lmao but had to come back for the catfight PITTHHHH RARAUUUUUUUU HISS HISS carry on ladys hahaha

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  • jenny_garcia October 1, 2006

    samantha seems to be on her period. Psycho bible thumping bitch. =) you're just jealous cuz god likes me more than he likes you. you silly, whiney cow cunt. Mwah!

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  • jenny_garcia October 1, 2006

    p.s., Samantha, if you promise to be nice, I'll let you eat my pussy too. Maybe I'll even let you suck on Bel's big juicy cock. Mmm, wouldn't that be yummy for your tummy?

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  • youngblood48 October 1, 2006

    we're all gods children.......lol

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  • imbetu October 1, 2006

    I cant even read your sorry ass shit ..so shut your dick hole ..... wait let team cum in it one more time ....UUHHHH ... Ok now shut it.

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  • imbetu October 1, 2006

    You dumb sole... My wife and I read your shit together ... we dicided we feel really sorry for you...sad...nigger.... No offence to all other black people...sencerily

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  • jenny_garcia October 1, 2006

    Latrel, you're just jealous cuz imbetu has a job and you don't. I guess the white man is trying to bring you down, huh Latrine? Well Cheer up, Tiger! At least you still have your family, well minus one dead momma of course, but you know what I mean.

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  • dirtbag69 October 2, 2006

    ok girls take it to jerry springer oyea back to airplane fuck forgot what i was going to write thanks girls

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  • kkkkilla October 2, 2006

    DAMNNNNNNNNN......LATREL, I can't have ya back like this. Damn. The script done flipped. Use ta be NIGGER,NIGGER,NIGGER all over this site. Now it's HONKEY ASS CRACKA ASS REDNECK BITCH-MADE ASS HOMO and shit. Yea, it's some real nazi fucktards in here, but know how to spot em', and SERVE EM' at will. Save your bullets dude. You gonna need em'. Take NO FUCKIN' PRISONERS.

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  • 4leftturnzx500 October 2, 2006

    man, did someone say cat fight man? i am going for the one who stands up for Jesus man! go samantha dude! that jenny_garcia scares me man.

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  • kkkkilla October 2, 2006

    ^^^^Jesus is cool.

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  • jenny_garcia October 2, 2006

    why do I scare you, Lefty with a z? She was mean to me first. I love Jesus. I just don't thump on my bible like Sammy ho does. KKKkilla is right, btw.

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  • bunniswife October 2, 2006

    LOL Imbetu, what did you do to the poor dog?

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  • count_belarius October 2, 2006

    Better yet, my sweet company.... why do not we just ACCEPT Sir Watkins into our company and make him welcomed. After all, the MAN DOES HAVE A PAST WORTH EXPLORING. Sir Watkins. You are welcomed to Foggy Hill Manor, any day of your life. However, I must ask that you leave your aggression behind and pick up a more guest-friendly attitude. You are obviously an intelligent individual, full of contemporary opinions and driven forth by legitimate vices.... I therefore extend my open palm to you, in friendship... and offer you my harmonically balanced, open plane of existence. However, I must say. Choose wisely dear Prince of Darkness. For my invitation has an expiration. And I will NOT ask you thru my door once more. THe choice and option to enjoy in our festive, yet sweetly non-chalant get together, will NOT last forever. At least not long enough for you to finish your bucket of KFC and suddenly without warning, change your mind about your place in our social structure! A rub of the cock and lick of my Jenny to you, dear friend. A fart in your face, is worth a thousand middle fingers. Immature? ALAS! You still stopped to smell my ass! Kisses, to you, Monkey.

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  • jesse69 October 2, 2006

    Holy shit!!!!I go away for a few days,and ya'll don't have the indian to kick around,so ya just fight with each other!!Jenny needs to spank a few of you ,like she did me,and straighten you out.Samantha...don't say Jesus Christ and NATIVE AMERICAN in the same sentence,you should have been raised better,than to believe in something the "great white father"made up!!!

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  • hornetmaker85 October 2, 2006

    Thank you for flying with us...um kay... by by... um kay... thank you... um kay... by by...

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  • count_belarius October 2, 2006

    Samantha, I understand your anger indeed. And I respect your beliefs. However, I become a bit confused and admittedly somewhat curious when trying to understand exactly what those deep rooted beliefs are; for within parts of your dramatic diatribes and near-fanatical statements in regards to your faithful devotion to the ways of Christ, I also see the spewing of bitterness, anger, vulgarities, curses, and insults. In essence, my question to you, Samantha, is this: before becoming so overwhelmingly angered and subsequently posting such sour material, shouldn't you, a devoted follower of Christ, do what other members of your religion do and ask yourself, "What would Jesus do?" Just a curious question, from a curious Count.

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  • markieb October 2, 2006

    holy shit count you said a mouth full i say i would have to agree

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  • jenny_garcia October 2, 2006

    damn right baby! BOTH markie AND I agree. So Samantha, how shall your respond to my Lord Belarius?

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  • bunniswife October 3, 2006

    Very eloquently said my dear Count...looks like we have a hypocrite in our midst. And btw, Belarius, you have not yet responded to my last pm. Are you bored with me already?

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  • buttplugg October 3, 2006

    IS THAT THE PENTAGON?

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  • bunniswife October 3, 2006

    Samantha, could you get any more pathetic or lame. Shut up..no one here is interested in what you have to say. Go knock on some doors and irritate some other people.

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  • bunniswife October 3, 2006

    And frankly, I don't need to jump on any bandwagon for me to comment on your religious crap...FUCK OFF.

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  • bunniswife October 3, 2006

    THIS IS NOT WHERE JESUS WANTS YOU TO BE SAMANTHA. GO FIND YOURSELF A CHURCH AND PRAY FOR YOUR OWN SALVATION AND LEAVE US THE FUCK ALONE.

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  • bunniswife October 3, 2006

    PS-to all my crazy honeys...please excuse my foul language. Kisses

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  • bunniswife October 3, 2006

    MY MY MY-how UN-christian like of you. Practise what you preach Samantha or shut the fuck up.

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  • markieb October 3, 2006

    boy for someone who has two jobs and dose so much free work you sure hang out here alot what do you think your doing gods work here at crazyshit go fuck yourself why dont you go put your free time in a bible or a little farther up your own ass and find your true calling you cunt leave bunniswife jenny and leggs alone sounds like you should go play with yourself bitch

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  • count_belarius October 3, 2006

    Dear lord, Sammy! What ever did Bunniswife's husband do to you? You seem a bit bitter? Is there something you are not sharing with us. It has been my experience that most people who are so fanatical about their religion are so because they did something in the past that they feel extremely guilty about. What did you do, Samantha? Were you a drug user...an alcoholic? Or perhaps you were molested? Sodomized? Forced by your father to do unspeakable acts with farm animals? I am really curious now. What made you fall to Jesus' feet like Mary Magdalene? Is that it? Were you a prostitute? Or simply a promiscuous little girl perhaps...There was a darkness around you that propelled you to the Light of your much needed salvation? What was it, Samantha. "Inquiring minds want to know"

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  • bunniswife October 4, 2006

    Thanks for the love Markieb...Smooches.

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  • scouse October 4, 2006

    Damn women drivers

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