It always seems like the breaks don't work when your sliding on ice.
Whoops, should have put on the winter tires.
i thought this was disable parking!
did i do that ??
How to know when the pilot has been drinking.
pilot to co-pilot "hey Bob watch me scare the shit out of these guys"
Passing judgement, are we Samantha? =) I smell a cat fight!
Just as well i dont belive in Jesus or that fairy tale called the bible then, is'nt it samantha dear.
Now here's a perfect example of a copycat 9/11-suicide hi-jacking gone bad! Ya gotta get the fuckin' plane off the ground first, you fucking idiot sheet head!
The traction is fine, it's the damn hangar door that has a problem. They just gotta change the batteries in the remote.
cute smanthat, now back the fuck of bitch.
go fuck your self dear, prefferably with your crucifix.
Um Samantha, there is a bearded guy in a white robe at my door...says you asked him to come over and bless me?
back off, would be nice, you cunt.
Posting random bullshit in my blog is the mark of a moron. Keep it to yourself and your god.
What would any God want too have with this place?
that happened to my car one time..I was backin out, and the fuckin dog stepped on the remote
Ask sam up there, apparently she has all the answers XD.
Aww shit, imbetu, i get that cost something to fix.
saw the pic a couple hrs ago lmao but had to come back for the catfight PITTHHHH RARAUUUUUUUU HISS HISS carry on ladys hahaha
samantha seems to be on her period. Psycho bible thumping bitch. =) you're just jealous cuz god likes me more than he likes you. you silly, whiney cow cunt. Mwah!
p.s., Samantha, if you promise to be nice, I'll let you eat my pussy too. Maybe I'll even let you suck on Bel's big juicy cock. Mmm, wouldn't that be yummy for your tummy?
we're all gods children.......lol
I cant even read your sorry ass shit ..so shut your dick hole ..... wait let team cum in it one more time ....UUHHHH ... Ok now shut it.
You dumb sole... My wife and I read your shit together ... we dicided we feel really sorry for you...sad...nigger.... No offence to all other black people...sencerily
Latrel, you're just jealous cuz imbetu has a job and you don't. I guess the white man is trying to bring you down, huh Latrine? Well Cheer up, Tiger! At least you still have your family, well minus one dead momma of course, but you know what I mean.
ok girls take it to jerry springer oyea back to airplane fuck forgot what i was going to write thanks girls
DAMNNNNNNNNN......LATREL, I can't have ya back like this. Damn. The script done flipped. Use ta be NIGGER,NIGGER,NIGGER all over this site. Now it's HONKEY ASS CRACKA ASS REDNECK BITCH-MADE ASS HOMO and shit. Yea, it's some real nazi fucktards in here, but know how to spot em', and SERVE EM' at will. Save your bullets dude. You gonna need em'. Take NO FUCKIN' PRISONERS.
man, did someone say cat fight man? i am going for the one who stands up for Jesus man! go samantha dude! that jenny_garcia scares me man.
^^^^Jesus is cool.
why do I scare you, Lefty with a z? She was mean to me first. I love Jesus. I just don't thump on my bible like Sammy ho does. KKKkilla is right, btw.
LOL Imbetu, what did you do to the poor dog?
Better yet, my sweet company.... why do not we just ACCEPT Sir Watkins into our company and make him welcomed. After all, the MAN DOES HAVE A PAST WORTH EXPLORING. Sir Watkins. You are welcomed to Foggy Hill Manor, any day of your life. However, I must ask that you leave your aggression behind and pick up a more guest-friendly attitude. You are obviously an intelligent individual, full of contemporary opinions and driven forth by legitimate vices.... I therefore extend my open palm to you, in friendship... and offer you my harmonically balanced, open plane of existence. However, I must say. Choose wisely dear Prince of Darkness. For my invitation has an expiration. And I will NOT ask you thru my door once more. THe choice and option to enjoy in our festive, yet sweetly non-chalant get together, will NOT last forever. At least not long enough for you to finish your bucket of KFC and suddenly without warning, change your mind about your place in our social structure! A rub of the cock and lick of my Jenny to you, dear friend. A fart in your face, is worth a thousand middle fingers. Immature? ALAS! You still stopped to smell my ass! Kisses, to you, Monkey.
Holy shit!!!!I go away for a few days,and ya'll don't have the indian to kick around,so ya just fight with each other!!Jenny needs to spank a few of you ,like she did me,and straighten you out.Samantha...don't say Jesus Christ and NATIVE AMERICAN in the same sentence,you should have been raised better,than to believe in something the "great white father"made up!!!
Thank you for flying with us...um kay... by by... um kay... thank you... um kay... by by...
Samantha, I understand your anger indeed. And I respect your beliefs. However, I become a bit confused and admittedly somewhat curious when trying to understand exactly what those deep rooted beliefs are; for within parts of your dramatic diatribes and near-fanatical statements in regards to your faithful devotion to the ways of Christ, I also see the spewing of bitterness, anger, vulgarities, curses, and insults. In essence, my question to you, Samantha, is this: before becoming so overwhelmingly angered and subsequently posting such sour material, shouldn't you, a devoted follower of Christ, do what other members of your religion do and ask yourself, "What would Jesus do?" Just a curious question, from a curious Count.
holy shit count you said a mouth full i say i would have to agree
damn right baby! BOTH markie AND I agree. So Samantha, how shall your respond to my Lord Belarius?
Very eloquently said my dear Count...looks like we have a hypocrite in our midst. And btw, Belarius, you have not yet responded to my last pm. Are you bored with me already?
IS THAT THE PENTAGON?
Samantha, could you get any more pathetic or lame. Shut up..no one here is interested in what you have to say. Go knock on some doors and irritate some other people.
And frankly, I don't need to jump on any bandwagon for me to comment on your religious crap...FUCK OFF.
THIS IS NOT WHERE JESUS WANTS YOU TO BE SAMANTHA. GO FIND YOURSELF A CHURCH AND PRAY FOR YOUR OWN SALVATION AND LEAVE US THE FUCK ALONE.
PS-to all my crazy honeys...please excuse my foul language. Kisses
MY MY MY-how UN-christian like of you. Practise what you preach Samantha or shut the fuck up.
boy for someone who has two jobs and dose so much free work you sure hang out here alot what do you think your doing gods work here at crazyshit go fuck yourself why dont you go put your free time in a bible or a little farther up your own ass and find your true calling you cunt leave bunniswife jenny and leggs alone sounds like you should go play with yourself bitch
Dear lord, Sammy! What ever did Bunniswife's husband do to you? You seem a bit bitter? Is there something you are not sharing with us. It has been my experience that most people who are so fanatical about their religion are so because they did something in the past that they feel extremely guilty about. What did you do, Samantha? Were you a drug user...an alcoholic? Or perhaps you were molested? Sodomized? Forced by your father to do unspeakable acts with farm animals? I am really curious now. What made you fall to Jesus' feet like Mary Magdalene? Is that it? Were you a prostitute? Or simply a promiscuous little girl perhaps...There was a darkness around you that propelled you to the Light of your much needed salvation? What was it, Samantha. "Inquiring minds want to know"
Thanks for the love Markieb...Smooches.
Damn women drivers