I feel sorry for the delivery guys.
pit bulls are pussys,....
i see your reflection, haha!
why is this pic onhere.....zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
Thats nothing. My property is protected by a constipated beagle with bad breath and worse farts
Yeah but who give the mutt aids the sick fucker
Zedex, too funny!!! Try giving your beagle a tic tac suppository-would at least freshen his farts. LOL
Too bad the pic on the sign is of a Boston Terrier and not a Pit.
Does it hump legs too?
you got that right Commander.. would have been more effective to actually have a fierce looking dog instead of a yappy little Boston.
Btw.... Dachshund's Rule!!
That's weiner dogs to you less educated lol
(and pleeeease don't pronounce it dash-hound)
My home is protected by a nymphomaniacal Great Dane who is beginning to show the first signs of necrophilial tendencies as well... So, if trespassing, please be advised and don't even think of playing dead.
dav on the money shity pic lame...............
That cute little pug doesn't even have jaws...I have a sign on my office building front door,that says "BEWARE..THIS PROPERTY PROTECTED BY ATTACK DOGS (with a ger. sheperd,,,spittin and shit) and above that a sign that says "NO SOLICITING" But they still come in, and as soon as they say " hi I'm not a sales men I tell them good then you won't mind meeting my dogs "come with me" It works ..kinda
GG Mail man
somebody gave Samantha AIDs?!!?!? Oh no!!!! hehe...sorry couldn't help myself. she has been acting like a vicious little pitt bull though.
I wish someone would steal my shit. That would just give me an excuse to buy better stuff. 'Sup B.W. *wink wink*.
fuck the my land is protected by smith$wesson forget the dumb assed dog all of the aboved hahahahaahaaahhhhaaahhhaaaahhhaaahhhaaahhhhaaaahhhhahahhhaahahahah sorry meant haha............
way to go jenny
thank you sweety. Samantha? *sticking my tongue out at you*
me too ^
that pit must of got the aids from a crack out mexican when he tried to jump the fence yea yea yea
Hiya foxy...fancy meeting you here with all the other degenerates. LOL. I guess that includes me too. Ah well, warm fuzzy brown penguin thoughts to you my little fox...
We need a sign that says beware of scripture quoting hypocrates....
Dachshund's do rule, I knew I liked you Mermaid! I have 2 mini's and they are killers,,well, bugs and stuff that's real low to the floor.LOL
BTW Mermaid-I'm assuming you have dachshunds,any advice on house breaking them? I've tried treats,frequent outings,praise,puppy pads for the floor,nothing seems to work. I don't spank them at all, maybe just a very short scolding,very rarely..just can't do it. If i'm gonna have to beat them,screw it I'll just pick up shit!! LOL I consulted a vet about it, she said,and I quote, " welcome to the world of dachsunds cutie".Thought that was encouriging! My theory is thier ass is to far from thier head,by the time they get the signal they have already done thier business!!! Hee Hee. HELP!!
whoever made that sign is a fucken retard theres no way animals can get std's SUCH A MORON!!!
hotterthanhell, i think the sign was just meant to be ridiculous and funny
jesse!! crate your dogs when you aren't home or can't watch them.
They actually like having a space that feels like a den, and it helps them learn to hold their little bladders..
Good luck, oh and by the way.. my Gretchen is 3 years old and still has the occasional accident.
She's a stubborn little brat too, but adorable.. :)
The sign should instead read: This Property is Protected by a Boston Terrier with Pink Eye and Bloody Boogers"
That would work, but the F.I.V and C.I.V won't affect humans.