Dinner Is Served

That's one big fucking snake!!! I'm sure it could eat small mexicans.

46 Comments
  • satanburger October 10, 2006

    This is what happens to people who say they're first

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  • sleeko October 10, 2006

    second..

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  • sleeko October 10, 2006

    Damn...I never got that close before.

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  • teamshowoff October 10, 2006

    fuck all you mother fuckers yea yea you bitch yea yea i hate you mother fuckers yea so go and fuck your kids yea eya kill your mother yea eya we must kill all niggers and wet back yea eya i hate brown black people yea yea fuck a nigger yea yea we must rape all nigger girls yea eya young nigger pussy yea yea we must kill thoes long dong niggers befor they fuck are white women yea eya eya join the white race yea yea we are the pure race yea eya our white women have the pink pussy yea eya

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  • geargrinder65 October 10, 2006

    Team?? I'm just curious.......Did you parents have any children that survived??????lol

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  • king_dingaling October 10, 2006

    Team does that routine ever get old? Of course not. What does your mom think when she looks over your shoulder and see's you're typing this shit in her computer?

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  • siamesegoth October 10, 2006

    She's not thinking anything king, she's too busy jerking team off.

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  • jerryspringer October 10, 2006

    Can I have team and his mom on my show

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  • geargrinder65 October 10, 2006

    Sorry jerry, you can't show team jerking off his mother on national tv!!

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  • jo5erock October 10, 2006

    Team became the mean topic here, nodoby cares about the picture hahaha, alright first of all he doesn't have a mom, secondly if you want him to appear on national t.v. you have to bring his three male lovers, and third you have to organize a wedding and bring cake and a lot of shit so they can attack each other during the program haha.

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  • sleeko October 10, 2006

    jo5erock....Your absolutely right! Team, the attention whore, that he/she/it is has once again won the todays attention derby. Am'I the only one that feels alittle used, at letting this happen again. He's unbeatable!

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  • mermaid_w_legz October 10, 2006

    By now, I just consider Team like the commercial break between posts.. I already know what he's going to say- *sigh* yea yea yea :)

    He's like a bad child, you can't beat him, you can't tape his mouth shut, so you either read over his posts tongue in cheek or ignore them entirely.

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  • mermaid_w_legz October 10, 2006

    ----------- that's one helluva snake.. what is that it's got? a kangaroo?

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  • teamshowoff October 10, 2006

    yea yea my mom is dead you mother fuckers so keep your mouth shut or i will kill and torcher your kids yea yea ill kill your kids and eat them so keep your mouthshut i am teamshowoff yea yea yea eya and i love mermaid_w_legz yea yea i just want to rub my hard cock on your legz mermaid yea eya or can i taste you mermaid pussy yea yea its ok if it smells fishy i like fish yea eya

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  • mermaid_w_legz October 10, 2006

    ^brat

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  • teamshowoff October 10, 2006

    i love fucking my sister in her ass it happen one night our parents went out and me and my sister were watching tv cable we had the chip box so we get all the stations so we were fliking through the chanels and sure enought we saw some naked people fucking it was call ass jammers so we started to watch it we were giggling at first but then i started to get a hard on shit it was geting hot but it was just me my sister saw me get a pillow and said to me what was i doing with that pillow i told her to shut up and watch the tv so we wer watching it and i could see my sister she kept rubbin her self i told her what was sh doing she said that hot my sister is 16 and all she had on was a shirt and her panties shit you could see her hard ass nipples bulging out shit i was like damn i had on my shorts shit i started to rub my cock through my shorts not letting my sis catch me cause i was horney im 14 she caught me and said what the fuck was i doing she told me your playing with you privets i told her so i saw you rubbing you pussy she said not so i said i bet your all wet down there so she said lets play truth or dare i said ok the first thing she said was i dare you to show me your privites shit i said to my self fuck it so i pull down my shorts and her eyes got big she was just stareing at it so i put it back in my shorts so itold her to show me her tits so she took off her shirt she was in her panties i was like fuck she had some nice tits and she left her shirt off so she dare my to show my dick again so i took it out it was rock hard from looking at her tits and all she is waring is her panties shit her eyes got all big again so i dare her to take her panties off she turn aroun and took them off oh my god i saw her ass i was like my sister is hot she turn around and sat on the couch and spread her legs and said look at it i was like with my mouth open she saw that i was hard and dared me to take my shorts off i said fuck it i standing in front of her she is still sitting on the couch now im but naked with the biggest hard-on i ever had i dare her to finger her self so she started fingering her self i could see sh was enjoying it sshe dare me to put my finger in her i never put my fingers in a pussy so i was real carefull but when i put my finger in her she moan so i pulled it out i dar her to jack me off she got up and started rubing my cock and before i new it she was sucking my cock i was like hell yea it was wonderfull so i laid down she got 69 and told me to lick her pussy so i did so she said lets do all things there doing on tv so i fuck her every way it was the best. i even fuck her in her nice ass yea eya eya eya yea yea

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  • mermaid_w_legz October 10, 2006

    what's that got to do with a snake eating a kangaroo Team?

    DAMN!

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  • teamshowoff October 10, 2006

    it remind me when my sister was swallowing my hyuge cock

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  • siamesegoth October 10, 2006

    i reckon the snake wont be wanting anything else to eat for a while.

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  • bitchygirly October 10, 2006

    Hmm That's my snake pet and I let him eat the deer! *Winks*

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  • mermaid_w_legz October 10, 2006

    bitchygirly... are you saying that's a deer?

    I thought it was too at first.. check the short upper legs and the lonnnnnnng tail...

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  • jo5erock October 10, 2006

    Teamshowoff dude the mermaids don't have legs, mermaid_w_legz I think is just a nickname LOL second I don't think they have pussy at least disney didn't let me see that in the little mermaid and finally you had your 15 days of fame hahahaha the only think that I agree with you is that mermaid_w_legz sounds hot in the comments so I don't know may be a deserve a date with her may be just a cup of coffee

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  • jesse69 October 10, 2006

    Teams like a train wreck,ya gotta look...Damnit!!!!

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  • jo5erock October 10, 2006

    I deserve I meant

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  • jesse69 October 10, 2006

    I think that is a kangaroo,,you can kinda make out the tail under the water. Thats one big ass snake tho!!

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  • bigwilly October 10, 2006

    Jeese69, you're right about team. The only difference is they eventually get rid of all the bent and twisted shit and the wreck disappears...

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  • mermaid_w_legz October 10, 2006

    jo5erock... I can assure you I do have legs and a ummmm pussy.. just ask.. oooops no DON'T! lol

    Team is our shock dude.. he's often offensive, but sometimes makes me laugh because he IS so offensive and quick to jump on anything with a controversial statement (huh Team? yea yea yea)

    I think I understand him now, and just say to myself.. "For fuck's sake, there he goes againnnnnnnnnnnnnnn"

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  • zedex October 10, 2006

    That is an amethistine python--also called a "scrub" python found in the land down under and it is having a kangaroo for dinner, which will last about 4-6 weeks. "Amms" are aggressive hunters, not ambush hunters, so it would be no surprise that the snake actually hit the roo and the roo in a panic, fell into the water.

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  • hotterthanhell October 10, 2006

    U CRAZY REDNECK MOTHERFUCKER INCEST HAVING WIT SIS MOTORBIKE RAPING TRAILER PARK PIECE OF SHIT

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  • 4leftturnsx500 October 10, 2006

    jo5erock... I can assure you this mermaid has everything you could ever ask for and more...She's so hot she's banned from going into the local swimming pool because the last time she jumped in...the water started to boil!!

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  • snakebait10 October 10, 2006

    HEY, YALL NEED TO LEAVE TEAM ALONE, HE LIVES IN A CLOSET AND HIS ONLY , PATHETIC LIFE REVOLVES AROUND HIS COMPUTER.

    WE CAN ONLY HOPE HE GETS LAID ONE DAY(AND I DON'T MEAN YOUR SISTER)

    GOOD LUCK, TEAM

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  • dirtbag69 October 10, 2006

    thank god for the legs and p----. but stay out of the water when your down under. good mermaids are hard to come by

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  • digitalechoz October 11, 2006

    need about 10 of those snakes on the American Mexican border

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  • diducthat October 11, 2006

    pretty rock and clear water

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  • hornetmaker85 October 11, 2006

    Team... tht was one of the most fucked up love stories i ever heard... like right out of penthouse forums... your comeback almost made me fall out of my chair though :^D

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  • jo5erock October 11, 2006

    _______First of all let me start by saying that this is crazy shit hahaha, first we have a psycho which is teamshowoff haha no, he's cool, second zedex is a fucking snake expert he also knows about snake criminal behavior, he's familiar with snake's digestive process and of course portioning as well hahaha. He actuallly

    had developed a theory of what had happened to the poor kangaroo and how the crime was done. And last but not least I couldn't avoid answering to my dear mermaid, sweete I do have a lot of questions but I would like to ask in prive if you don't mind lol. P.S. you turn me on I'm about to go and play with my frozen fish from the frigde of course watching the little mermaid xxx hahahahaha.

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  • jo5erock October 11, 2006

    sweety, and private I meant, what the fuck is wrong with my spelling, I was nervous disclosing myself sorry hahahaha.

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  • zedex October 11, 2006

    Actually, Jo5-- I AM a snake expert. My observations are based on expirience. Thanks for noticing

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  • cain666 October 11, 2006

    damn that is a big ass snake it goes all the way out of frame

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  • depraved012 October 11, 2006

    Fuck, i havent been on this site for weeks and the comments are still the fuckin same. and its a wallaby not a roo.

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  • johnbjones October 11, 2006

    Yeah, we've got a couple of TeamShowoff wannabe's here. *cough* latrel *cough*

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  • count_belarius October 12, 2006

    Looks like poor Kangaroo Jack finally ate the proverbial shit.

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  • panfield October 12, 2006

    All you American scum should just die.

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  • buddernutts October 12, 2006

    what? and give the planet to you fuckstains? I dont think so. Sit back and watch the only super power nation run this planet into the ground. pumping every drop of oil this miserable planet has to offer. And after we get done spankin the middle east and squeezing them dry of every resource they have to offer, what do you shitbricks have to offer? Cause if its something the U.S. wants, good ole uncle sam will take it. And when he decides to do so.... stick your head in between your legs and kiss your ass goodbye bitchboy.

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  • buddernutts October 12, 2006

    oh yeah, thats a big god damn snake!

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  • dennisil January 15, 2007

    that thing tried to kill J lo and ice cube!!!

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