Wow, I Wish I Could Get My Girlfriend To Do This

Hell, I can barely lift my leg up over the couch, let alone scratch my ear with it.

56 Comments
  • pilsbury November 30, 2006

    hold still

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  • bigfan November 30, 2006

    You gotta love that easy access.

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  • yokiti November 30, 2006

    She's purdy. I want to sniff her crotch.

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  • nazi November 30, 2006

    F A G !

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  • barred November 30, 2006

    Would you like a piece of candy?

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  • yokiti November 30, 2006

    N A Z I !

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  • sdg November 30, 2006

    flat chested women are worthless

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  • naughty_samara November 30, 2006

    slut

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  • nickkk November 30, 2006

    You all like my wife? I get her to do that and just stick it right in. The we look for ladybugs in the garden and cut the grass. She always needs some dick.

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  • nazi November 30, 2006

    naughty wrote...slut...WHO...you?

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  • eatmefckr November 30, 2006

    thats pretty sick looking all though men probably love it. it looks like she would need some wd 40 to pull her leg back down

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  • cardel72 November 30, 2006

    Hey "sdg" that not very nice.Your mamma is a SURFERS DREAM: Flat as a board and easy to ride, and I still kept that bitch around!

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  • sleeko November 30, 2006

    4leftturnsx500.....I know you just changed your handle. Your here, somewhere. Come on out, I'm not done ragg'n on you yet.

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  • juggalo4lyfe November 30, 2006

    I would definatle sneek up bihind that bitch with a chain saw and cut her with it, we'll see how big of a split she makes then. =]

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  • mike8putang November 30, 2006

    oh my !!! u need help !!! go see doctor phil^^^^^^^lol

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  • count_belarius November 30, 2006

    I like small boobies.

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  • juggalo4lyfe November 30, 2006

    mike8putang wrote:

    oh my !!! u need help !!! go see doctor phil^^^^^^^lol

    Ill see Dr. Phil with my chainsaw lol

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  • bigdaddyjtp November 30, 2006

    SHE MUST HAVE SOME TIGHT PUSSY....SOOOO TIGHT THE CAMEL TOE WONT SHOW UP

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  • bigdaddyjtp November 30, 2006

    AND THERE IS NOTHING WRONG WITH THAT!!!

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  • juggalo4lyfe November 30, 2006

    nothing too tight for me (except for faggots, get the fuck out of here)

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  • thundermug November 30, 2006

    I'd run right up and kick her in the taint. Beyaaaaa!

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  • boogie December 1, 2006

    thats just not right,shes a 13 year old, the only one on here that could fuck her is juggalo.but he dont like pussy.so why the fuck is she on cs?

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  • longheel44 December 1, 2006

    I bet she can give a man a hummer while he's fuckin' the rags off her.

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  • kane December 1, 2006

    crazyshit/cnt/pics/9049

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  • kkkkilla December 1, 2006

    Yall like BrokeBitches like that. KANE, my man. WhatUp. Hey,,, memba how we met??? Nigga vs. Redneck. Now, I luv ya like a brother. HappyHollidayz to you and yours my brother.

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  • kane December 1, 2006

    I do remember. Been a few days back. Peace to you and your family, Bro.

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  • eltrut December 1, 2006

    Thundermug...that was the first time I ever laughed out loud from a comment on here... Beyaaa! LOL

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  • jesse69 December 1, 2006

    Poor little thing,,she's gonna need those acrobatics to attract men,,since she's built like a 13 year old boy. [cute in the face tho]

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  • nazi December 1, 2006

    lobster boy,bearded lady,and this bitch,mermaid with cripple legsz,naughty with her short finger,the circus just gotupgraded........

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  • getrealfast December 1, 2006

    You would all tag this and you know it! the thing you all know though is if you're fat and ugly, she'll just kick your teeth out... and then life is really bad.

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  • sharkfin December 1, 2006

    Sure would be nice to know that she is old enough!!

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  • juggalo4lyfe December 1, 2006

    boogie wrote:

    thats just not right,shes a 13 year old, the only one on here that could fuck her is juggalo.but he dont like pussy.so why the fuck is she on cs?

    -----im 15, so i can legaly fuck her. But im not fuking gay like y boogie, im just the type tht brakes inot girls houses and rapes them

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  • bubbalew December 1, 2006

    wow good way to get banned from the site. admit your 15 yrs old when you have to be 18. smart.

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  • eltrut December 1, 2006

    Juggatits is only 15? Ok...that explains A LOT!

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  • getrealfast December 1, 2006

    As for juggalo4yfe, the fact that you state you are the type that breaks (learn how to type) 'into' girls houses (homes) and rapes them... well, you might as well start looking forward to jail. If you are 15, and assuming you maybe, somehow make it into some form of higher education, I hope the system catches you in the act. Go ahead, rape someone. Spend 10 years after that finding out what it's like to be raped yourself. Oh yea, when I say 'rape' for you, I really mean jail, lots of guys, most with aids, all angry, no lube and you spend the rest of your life wishing you didn't crap yourself every time you took a step.

    Heck, admit you want to rape girls to your teacher or principle... might as well get the jail time in sooner rather than later. good luck to you. Okay - not luck... something else...

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  • boogie December 1, 2006

    ^your wrong,its not rape if he likes it.hell he might fit in at jail.i mean get fit into at jail

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  • thundermug December 1, 2006

    I do what I can, Eltrut. Hey GetReal, settle down. You do realize you went to crazyshit, not "The View"'s website, right?

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  • juggalo4lyfe December 1, 2006

    getrealfast, your telling me how to type, its ''priciPAL''

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  • skababy69 December 1, 2006

    HI IM RASA LICKTOVICNKISIS FROM ROMAINA AND I AM A PART TIME GYMNAST/ PART TIME ACTRESS, WANNA SEE ME DO SOME MORE?

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  • getrealfast December 1, 2006

    a 15 year old says he's the type that 'breaks into girls houses and rapes them'... obviously he's disturbed. I know this this is crazy shit, but if he was your neighbor, wouldn't you want him in jail if you had a daughter his age?

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  • ramafistfadge December 1, 2006

    flexflix

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  • thundermug December 1, 2006

    If I had a daughter his age, she best be puttin' out so he doesn't have to break in.

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  • juggalo4lyfe December 1, 2006

    'getrealfast', its funny that you say that because my neighbor down the street, very christin (one of these sundays im gonna lock himin his church and burn it down) any way, it just so happens that he DOES want me and jail, and he doesnt want me anywhere nere his family, i pulled a knife on his daughter last may, that dumbfucking bitch. And 'thundermug' is right because if he had just let his daughter put out, his family would have never have to be haunted by this ever again, i actually had my final court date today because of it.

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  • boogie December 2, 2006

    juggalo,your a fuckin winner.i mean bitch,yeah thats what i mean.u a fuckin tard or what?its sad u even have to carry a knife,but then pull it out on a chick.something gots to be wrong with u.

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  • juggalo4lyfe December 2, 2006

    There is, im very disturbed

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  • juggalo4lyfe December 2, 2006

    Besides she wasnt hot at all, she was a fat bitch, so unless you like fat white bitches.....

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  • boogie December 3, 2006

    a bitch is a bitch,fat and ugle or skinny and cute either way u dont pull a knife on the bitch. u fuckin tard.if anything kick her in the cunt and run like the little bitch u are.sad i tell u,just sad.

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  • juggalo4lyfe December 3, 2006

    look man, i could have knoked the bitch out, i just wanted to put an imprint on her life tht she will never forget, which i did, and i find it funny, i do drugs, im gonna forget most of this by next yr, shes straite edge, shes gonna rember it forever

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  • boogie December 3, 2006

    u should of showed her your little dic!she would of remeberd that shit to."here baby, im hung like a two year old,u want it,take it bitch."yep,she wouldent forget that shit.and with u bein on drugs.well all i got ta say about that is,at least we know whats wrong with u now.your fucked up like the rest of us on cs.they should have a,im fucked up botton when u go to log in and show a little icon next to the users name of a drunk monkey.so we know if theyre fucked up or being retarted.

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  • getrealfast December 4, 2006

    Juggalo, it doesn't matter as I don't really believe you pulled a knife on a girl or dealt with court yet. Good luck to you though if you do, because the world will not have mercy on your ass in jail. When I say 'world', I really mean all those men that will again treat you like meat. Why are people on this site proud to say all the horrifically illegal things they will do or want to do, knowing full well they are illegal? I mean it's fun to point out a hot chick, but the disturbing things which are clearly illegal (doesn't matter what country you're in) are just either childish, or disturbed.

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  • msluvly0423 December 6, 2006

    Tell him again getrealfast!! He's a little boy. He's still in high school 4 godsake!! He's fuckin sad. And I have a question.....wat the fuck is this kid? White or fuckin black???

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  • msluvly0423 December 6, 2006

    And another thing let the ppl in jail get at him once...I bet u he will get fucked every night becuz of that mouth of his.

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  • diducthat December 9, 2006

    Green toenail polish? whats up with that?

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  • inka December 13, 2006

    ill married her n hit it every day all day

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  • piscesman December 17, 2006

    she could only start doing that after i banged her up the rusty bullet hole

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  • venomlegions October 12, 2008

    Wish I could find a chick that fleixiable, the possibilities are endless...

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