The things you do when your drunk.
danm thats a stronge ass pole....he turn left and hit it the sign should say no left turn cause if u make it by to pole, their is still a life less loser at the end called GEOFAG78...... GET A LIFE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!geovir78 wrote:first ...i havent left yet and i shit my pants waiting
hahaha - he probably deserves it...
who is that lobster boy in pic#1
LMFAO GEOFAG IS GONE AND HIS POST........ALSO THERE IS A "CRAZY SHIT’S FUNRISER FOR KIDS CHRISTMAS" PEALSE ENTER CRIDIT CARD INFO BELOW..
The guy you think who the passenger is, is actually the driver. Look closely at the pics. Pic #3 you can tell the steering wheel is on the other side. See ya Geoshit. ^^ And who is dumb enough to put their credit card down...stupid.
he dont look cool now douse he
just a bit embarassing .funny as fook
Fuck'n ferrin cars. If'n they'd had the motor in the front like my pick-up truck, they'd be nary a scratch.
STORY TIME YEA YEA YEA YEA ONCE WE HAD A PARTY FOR MY 17 YEAR OLD SISTER, WELL MOM AND DAD WERE IN NEW YORK FOR THE WEEK. ME AND MY FRIENDS TOLD MY SISTER THAT WE WOULD HAVE A PARTY FOR HER, TO INVITE HER FRIENDS, SO NOW ITS FRIDAY PARTY TIME SHIT WE MUST OF HAD 20 PEOPLE THERE ALL YOUNGSTERS SO WE GOT DRUNK ON MOM AND DAD LIQURE WE STARTED PLAYING THIS GAME WERE YOU FIND A ROOM OR A CLOSET, THAT THE BOYS WOULD BE IN THERE WITH THE LIGHTS OFF, AND THE GIRLS WOULD WALK IN AND DO WHAT EVER THEY WANTED TO DO , BUT YOU COULD NOT TALK TO EACH OTHER, SHIT I WAS DRUNK WITH A HARD ON IN THE DARK IN MY DADS AND MOMS ROOM MY FRIEND PAUL WENT IN MY ROOM SO THE GIRLS STARTED GOING IN THE ROOMS AND THE CLOSETS SHIT IT WAS DARK AS HELL BUT I REMEMBER I HEARD THE DOOR OPEN STOOD UP AND SHE BUMPED INTO ME, SHE STARTED TO KISS ME FUCK MY DICK WAS SO FUCKING HARD, I WAS LIKE WHAT THE HELL SHIT THIS GIRL WAS ALL OVER ME, ALL I KNOW IS I FELL ON MY DADS BED AND SHE STARTED TO UN-ZIP MY PANTS I WAS LIKE FUCK YEA SO I JUST LAYED THERE MY PANTS WERE OFF SHIT BEFORE I KNEW IT SHE WAS SUCKING ON DICK I MEAN SHE WAS SUCKING MY BALLS AND MY DICK FUCK I WAS LIKE FUCK NEXT THING I KNOW IS THAT SHE GOT 69 AND I WAS LIKE WHAT SHIT SHE WAS BUTT NAKED I MEAN SHE PUT HER PUSSY ALL IN MY FACE SO I WAS LIKE OH WELL I STARTED LICKING THAT PUSSY SHE WAS LIKE FUCKING MY FACE SHIT I COULD BEARLY BREATH BUT SHE WAS SUCKING MY DICK OH MY GOD I WAS LICKING HER PUSSY HER ASS HOLE SHE WAS LOVING IT CAUSE THE MORE I LICK THE MORE SHE SUCKED NEXT THING I KNOW IS SHE GOT ON TOP AND FUCKED MY FUCKING BRAINS I WAS LIKE FUCK THIS GIRL COULD FUCK SHE WAS POUNDING MY FUCKING DICK I WAS IN LOVE MAN SHE GOT OFF OF ME AND GOT DOGGY STYLE SHIT I DIDNT KNOW HOW MUCH MORE I COULD TAKE BUT SURE I GOT BEHIND HER AND STUCK IT IN, MAN I REMEMBER THAT NICE BIG ROUND ASS OF HERS FUCK I WAS TRYING TO SHOW HER THAT I COULD POUND THAT PUSSY I WAS FUCKING THAT PUSSY UP I FELT HER HAND ON MY DICK SHE PUT MY DICK IN HER ASS HOLE SHIT IT WAS SO FUCKING TIGHT BUT MY DICK SLIPED RIGHT IT I WAS LIKE FUCK SHE STARTED TO MOVE SLOWLY SO I JUST STOOD THERE ON MY KNEES SHE STATRED MOVING FASTER SHE GRAB MY LEG TELLING ME TO MOVE SO I STARTED TO POUND THAT ASS FUCK IT WAS SO FUCKING GREAT I MEAN FUCK SHIT I STARTED TO PULL IT OUT PUT IT IN HER PUSSY PUT IT BACK IT HER ASS FUCK I NUTTED ALL IN HER ASS I WAS LIKE FUCK AND BEFORE I KNEW IT SHE SAID DONT STAIN HER DADS BED I WAS LIKE OH MY GOD I JUST FUCK MY SISTER ALL I DID WAS GET UP AND WALK OUT OF THE ROOM PASSED OUT IN THE LIVING ROOM GOT UP IN THE MORNING WENT TO MY DAD AND MOMS ROOM AND SAW MY SISTER SLEEPING ON THE BED I WAS LIKE FUCK. WE ALL GOT UP AND EVERY ONE WAS TALKING A LOT OF THE GIRLS WANTED TO KNOW WHO WAS WITH WHO A LOT OF THE GUYS AND THE GIRLS WERE SO FUCKED UP THAT THEY DIDNT EVEN KNOW WHO THEY WERE WITH I DONT KNOW WHAT EVERYONE ELSE WAS DOING BUT I KNOW THAT I WAS FUCKING MY SISTER SHIT MY SISTER WANTED TO KNOW WHO WAS WITH HER MY FRIEND PAUL CAME UP TO ME AND SAID THAT MY SISTER WANTED TO KNOW IF IT WAS HIM HE TOLD HER NO THAT HE WAS IN MY ROOM SHIT MY SISTER CAME UP TO ME AND ASK ME WHAT ROOM I WAS IN SHIT FOR SOME REASON I DONT KNOW WHY I GOT A HARD ON AND IM WEARIN SWEAT PANTS SHE LOOKED DOWN AND SMILED AND SAID SO WHAT ROOM WERE YOU IN I DIDNT KNOW WHAT TO SAY I COULDNT SPEAK ALL I DID WAS STAND THERE AND LOOK AT HER ALL SHE HAD ON WAS A LONG SHIRT HER NIPPLES WERE HARD AND I DONT EVEN KNOW IF SHE HAD PANTYS ON I WAS GOING CRAZY SHE SAID THAT WE WOULD TALK LATER EVERY ONE LEFT FOR HOME MY SISTER WAS UP STAIRS TAKING A SHOWER I HEARD HER CALLING ME ASKING ME TO GET HER SHAMPOO SO I WENT IN THE BATH ROOM WATCHING HER THROUGH THE GLASS SHE SAID DO YOU HAVE MY SHAMPOO I SAID YEA HERE IT IS SHE OPEN THE DOOR STANDING THERE BUTT NAKED I WAS LIKE OH MY GOD MY SISTER IS SO FUCKING HOT INSTINT BONER SHE TOLD ME I KNOW IT WAS YOU THAT WAS IN DADS ROOM I SAID HOW SHE SAID WHEN I WAS SUCKING YOUR DICK,YOU TOLD ME I THINK IM IN LOVE WITH YOU. YOU WERE FUCKING DRUNK SO SHE SAID DO YOU REALY LOVE ME I SAID YEA YOU ARE MY SISTER SO WE GOT I THE SHOWER AND WE SUCKED ANDFUCKED.................ILL TELL YOU ABOUT MY SIS AND HER FRIEND NEXT TIME
This photo is from Perth in Australia, the driver was D.U.I and only minutes later tried to do the runner because he realised that insurance didnt cover drunk driving, security from the hotel apprehended him. He had only had the car for less than a month!
stupid fucker shouldn't have been driving. that is a sad thing to have happen to that car.
No big deal, it's only the trunk. Atleast the engine is ok.
I can't see a dodge or chrysler emblem on that sumbitch anywhere,,so I'm thinking,,no big loss there!!! LMAO
I know, Dietrich was driving this one too.
How many dumb drunks does it take to fuck up a Ferrari? 2...1 still sitting in the car after the accident and 1 hiding with the crowd acting like he didn't see shit.