The Ultimate Remote

If JVC where to actually make this, they would instantly become the richest company on earth.

16 Comments
  • duff_man_abk January 4, 2007

    first

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  • pachen9 January 4, 2007

    And where is the cunnilingus button exactly?!?!?!?

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  • kane January 4, 2007

    Why would I need that? I have a woman.

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  • behellzebub January 4, 2007

    kane: to control your woman

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  • jdarren January 4, 2007

    HAVE A GOOD BACKHAND THAT WILL CONTROL HER.....OOOPS WIFE IS HOME GOT TO GO HAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHA

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  • kane January 4, 2007

    Upon closer inspection I now see that remote is a good idea. I like the backhand idea better though. If the bitch is trained right, she will know what to do without saying a word.

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  • behellzebub January 4, 2007

    jdarren: ill get you one of those remotes,,looks likes your a battered husband like me..im fooking rolling.hahahaha

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  • kane January 4, 2007

    ^^^ It is top of the line.

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  • gakere January 4, 2007

    I'd lose that one as often as I lose the one for the fuckin' TV!

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  • wac301 January 4, 2007

    Only if it realy worked LMFAO

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  • jesterbitch852 January 4, 2007

    Where's the one for females to us on the guys???? I would use it all the damn time. Guys are just as bad as girls sometimes.

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  • copenhagenman January 4, 2007

    ^^^bullshit. not even close.

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  • copenhagenman January 4, 2007

    but...if guys are as bad as girls, then girls are as bad as guys. that makes us equal. that counters your arguement. thanks for seeing us as less than shit for once.

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  • busanut199 January 5, 2007

    Girls can be worse than blokes, there animals at ann summers parties all charing the same vibraters & shit.... (so ive heard)

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  • juggalo4lyfe January 7, 2007

    WAIT! IS THE NEWPANASONIC ITEM NUMBER 482842847 UNIVERSAL NIGGER REMOTE THAT CONTROLS NIGGERS??

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  • northernwhites January 9, 2007

    got me one of them, already worn a few buttons offa that shit.

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