So Much For That Ballet Dancing Career

You dream of dancing your whole life, then over one argument about who has the next turn playing Super Mario Brothers, your sister hacks off all your hands and feet. Atleast you still have your wang...but now you can't jerk off. or wait, is that his wang on the table too?

30 Comments
  • yourfired January 22, 2007

    must've been a pussy to let his sister cut his shit off.

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  • thebigd January 22, 2007

    His feet and hands were too nasty for consumption so I did sell them

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  • doods January 22, 2007

    asian manicure & pedicure (and you though that the instruments weren't sterilized).

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  • jdarren January 22, 2007

    HONKEYLIPS THERE YOU GO WITH THAT NIGGER SHIT DONT YOU KNOW ITS 2007 GIVE UP ON THAT SHIT ITS NOT COOL AND IT SHOWS WEAKNESS ON YOUR PART BUT IM SURE YOU WILL JUST SAY SOME MORE STUPID SHIT ON YOU NEXT POST

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  • tribalgoonerbo January 22, 2007

    Heeeeey !! Now that guy is not going anywhere, least not by foot...

    Whats he gonna do when he takes a dump?? hows he gonna wipe his arse???

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  • peoplevshoople January 22, 2007

    I try not to bother people that hide behind the computer and say nigger.....If you are that mad at blacks.. Go have a march instead of ducking under your computer desk and say nigger !!!

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  • jwindol January 22, 2007

    That's his tongue and I doubt He's even thinking about dancing.

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  • ramafistfadge January 22, 2007

    imagine the money he'll save on shoes!...oh hang on,do black people wear shoes?

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  • u8one January 22, 2007

    before this little "accident"..he could count to 21....now...not so much.

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  • tom004 January 22, 2007

    We don't know how this happened but we can rule out an accident while at work.

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  • imbetu January 22, 2007

    put your two hands in and shake them all about... put your two feet in and shake them all about.... (fuck im not sure about the other one) Anyway, shake that fuckin thing too!!!!

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  • msluvly0423 January 22, 2007

    Honkylips is a internet gangster ladies and gents. He will continue 2 hide behind his computer becuz he doesn't really want 2 confront a real nigga. Let him talk shit online but given the opportunity he wouldn't talk all that shit. He would get his ass handed 2 him.

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  • imbetu January 22, 2007

    ^^^^YA THINK?....Relax try and have fun.."read it and leave it"

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  • peoplevshoople January 22, 2007

    See , Ramafistfadge is cool ,,,now thats a man that holds his head high,,,,no coward between his skull and foot !!he said "Black people"

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  • piscesman January 23, 2007

    why are they on display? is that the black market? or a second hand shop, i aint racist by the way, thats all i had (and there was nothing racist about that), i think that person was married too, u can see a ring

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  • peoplevshoople January 23, 2007

    LOL piscesman , You must have been lookin real hard because I didn't see that ring until you pointed it out.

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  • n-word January 23, 2007

    lol, I thought there are gloves and shoes

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  • 1badmofo January 23, 2007

    If that guy is still alive, his new nickname is gonna be "stumpy"

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  • peoplevshoople January 23, 2007

    what the fuck is that thing in between his hand and foot....?

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  • peoplevshoople January 23, 2007

    They was harder than I thought with KUNTA KINTAA

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  • thebigd January 23, 2007

    Thats what happens when you sign a donar card

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  • ramafistfadge January 23, 2007

    fook me your right!!!! he/it does have a ring!.......i can see its ass on the floor???!!!

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  • teamshowoff January 24, 2007

    YES THIS NIGGER WALKED IN MY HOUSE AND STOLE MY STUFF SO THE WHITE RACE CAUGHT THIS NIGGER AND WE CUT HIS NIGGER HANDS OFF FOR STILING MY STUFF AND WE CUT HIS NIGGER FEET OFF FOR WALKING IN MY HOUSE YEA YEA YEA YEA FUCK ALL NIGGERS YEA YEA YEA YEA

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  • copenhagenman January 24, 2007

    peoplevshoople, it appears that maybe you need to try a little harder. so far, it seems that its not working. and who said anybody was mad?

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  • dragonshitburn January 24, 2007

    Bitches are always hacking on men but this has gone too far. And it's all because we let the tramps think they are better than us... time for that to change

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  • peoplevshoople January 26, 2007

    Copenhagenman , when a person resorts to that is either mad or a hater . has to be one of the two .

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  • copenhagenman January 29, 2007

    ^^^you missed the point. you said you tried to not bother people. you ARE bothering people. thats why i said you need to put more effort in NOT bothering people. you're not trying hard enough. any comment, honkylips?

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  • tom004 January 31, 2007

    There was an accident at the zoo. A silverback named chim chim died and they experimented on the body.

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  • slawig February 2, 2007

    It's not wang.It's tongue.

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  • iamdrunk July 25, 2008

    im hungry now!!! >:(

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