I know what your thinking but it's not what it seems. She's a great lay doesn't complain much and never complains about my cooking. Only thing that sucks is having to walk her in the morning.
white trash honkey bitches,thats rite,im a black man and all you white bitches is bitches...bitches
^^^^^^BITCHES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!LEARN TO COUNT
white trash honkey whitebread crackers^^^^
is that u miss...?...bye biches...
My girlfriend is my surfboard. Why? She doesn't complain when I spill beer on her. Lets me lay on her anytime, for as long as I want. Doesn't bitch about living in my van. Doesn't mind being loaned to my friends. Never complains, when I replace her with a newer, hotter model. No wonder, I got about 10 of them.
^^^^way to go sleeko
my girlfreind tries to murder me on a daily basis..despite the paid rent despite the upscale palm beach beauty salons despite the rings on her beatifull fingers despite the 12000$ implants despite the new chrysler sebring and beleive it or not she really likes the sex to....yep thats the land of crashtest
enter the fog crashtest, enter the fog
FIREFIGHTER..Congradulations kid. Now be sure to tell mommy so she can tell all her friends her son was first to sign in.
???? erm cant think of anything witty at the mo ive ad 2 much to drink.......i'll get back
LAST GODAMN IT AHHAA IM LAST AGAIN YOU PUSSIES....AAAHHHAAA,,I GOT LAST POST OHOE HOE HOE...IM LAST YOU FUCKIN FUCKED FUCKTARDS...BLAH HA HA BLAH HA HA...no apologies here end of story
sleeko you iz one lucky mofo, but i think we need to get crash to the doc's. And ramafish! I am in the same fukn boat today. wish my ol lady would let me spill beer.:(
boy is she ever a dog.......no...try again.
whAT a pooch.....funny?....sorry try again later this page has to close now........click
she looks familiar i really think i had sex with her, it was from behind
GO TO THE VERY FIRST POST EVER ON CRAZYSHIT AND POST.....IT'S WAY BACK IN 1999.
my girlfriend lets me do what i want and go where i want whenever i want with whoever i want.she doesnt give me shit.but she lives in a beautiful 3 bedroom house in new jersey(nice white neighborhood)she drives in a beautiful black and chrome chrysler 300,she doesnt work since december of last year and hasnt even looked for a job,and pretty much she lacks nothing.but she keeps my house clean as anything,she takes care of my daughter,i usually have food on the table(at least 5 nights a week).she is practically my personal secretary,she runs errands for me and takes care of odds and ends with my daytime business.but most of all at night on the streets of new york and new jersey i go and do what i want and she doesnt ask any questions as long as i come home with the cash.not many females would put up with their man ou at all hours of the night doing god knows what and paying the bills with dirty money.in fact i have been married and divorced twice,but this one seems to be o.k. with my lifestylebut we are not married yey so time will tell.
^^^^dont let me make her sound to bad,she has made me a better man and better life..her mom is ready to passaway and theres a few other issues she has at the moment.and she does all the stuff a only a great wife would do.as far as the rent thingy goes,a townhome in southeast boca raton is definitly prime realestate,shes just a little posessive of me thats all,i guess i spoke from frustration
bitch got some manly feet....i think that chics gotta dic....
^^those are jesus feet....big enough to walk on water lol im a dork
Dune...Sounds to me like she has Boy Friday of her own.
like my missus but head is better