What's next sqaure bagels?

Fuck that old round watermelon shit. I'm from the new school. I only eat stuff that has been genetically modified to match up with my fashionable taste preferences.

16 Comments
  • mighty925mouse April 8, 2007

    first

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  • youngblood48 April 8, 2007

    how did they do that...that is fuckin cool....we need that down south...you could stack a bunch of them bitches in a pick-up....

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  • andycz April 8, 2007

    they grow them all in plastic boxs to get the shape the same everyime, its to save space when stacking so better for shops to sell and for the fridge etc

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  • rocketpack April 8, 2007

    They probably grew it in a container that is that shape and it just naturally took it. Just a guess though

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  • pointless April 8, 2007

    wow mighty great fucking accomplishment.... first! dumbass

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  • crashtest69 April 8, 2007

    i dont know guys i know a little bit about horiculture,and i love melons,goddamn i had to say thatlol.anyway the contaner idea i dont know they cant be manipulated much during development.simply touching them culd killem. i shut the fuckupnowsorry

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  • dunedain April 8, 2007

    and humans fucking with the natural order of things doesnt hurt anything

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  • theblob06 April 9, 2007

    oh yes^^and have you tried the new fish legs at Arbys. Much the same as the turkey tentacles at Red Lobster, but has more of a copper taste.

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  • thebigd April 9, 2007

    We had chickens laying square eggs on the farm but we had a lot of chickins croaking. It's sorta like dropping a a square turd.

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  • thebigd April 9, 2007

    mighty925mouse, Youre second prize is in the mail.This might make the newspaper.

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  • sleeko April 9, 2007

    I saw this done once. When small, they're placed in a plastic frame, which contrains them to grow into this shape. It's facilitates shipping.

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  • drillzilla1026 April 10, 2007

    sleeko's a fucking genius

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  • bubbacrow April 10, 2007

    in the old joke where the black guy is picking watermelons in hell, i bet it wasn't this kind, or was it?.?.?.

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  • bubbacrow April 10, 2007

    cricket... cricket... cricket...

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  • anoyherdayhear April 11, 2007

    Yes thats how there grown.as children my brother and I grew canalopes in cement blocks.My grandfather was a farmer and told us "It wasnt worth the effort".

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  • hrd_nt_c-n April 23, 2007

    NO genetic manipulation, just growing them inside a box shaped container until they ripen

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