There is a huge beast on my patio and I want it out now. The day started off pretty uneventfully, but then all hell broke loose once the food was ready. This massive white blob come barreling in from the canal next to my house and crashes straight into the table where all the food was. She ended up eating all the food and passing out in one of the patio chairs. We tried to move her but Jay ended up getting bit so we decided to call in the professionals.