The last face you wanna see from a woman

If you are romantically involved and you get to this point you might wanna pack your bags and find the nearest penis pump shop. With plenty of pumps and some wishful thinknig you may manage to not get laughed out of the bedroom someday.

37 Comments
  • dcisgnar May 18, 2007

    Lol James's first girlfriend.

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  • dcisgnar May 18, 2007

    OMG is that Michelle and JACK!?

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  • lickadslit May 18, 2007

    scoal dont worry about her laughing at ya Just put it in her ass she'll quit ,If that dont work wipe your dick on her curtain when your done

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  • lickadslit May 18, 2007

    ^^ I told you to stay away from my sister / girlfriend anaways

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  • judasz May 18, 2007

    dude should have taken a viagra first. Or he should have just got here drunk. Shes no virgin if shes laughing She has had way to many to compare to. And if its HIS first time....He'll be scared for life.

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  • pinkcheeks May 18, 2007

    that was me the first time i saw my ex's dick.. i learned to controle myself for the next time.. didn't laugh AS much

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  • sleeko May 18, 2007

    In the next pic, you'll see his knee deeply pressed into her cheek bone.

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  • onewhoistoaste May 18, 2007

    This has not happen to me yet and never will. How did you get a picture of me? Hay some men start small like a turtle in its shell but are actually bigger than the guys that only get hard and dont grow. LADIES DOSE SIZE REALLY MATTER. Wuold you like a guy actually hong like a horse where only the head of it will fit or a guy with at least 6-7inchs that hits all the right spots even though it looks like the turtle to start with. Ill hit hit all the right spots;)

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  • onewhoistoaste May 18, 2007

    Who Know may he has a small top hat and bow tie on Mr Johnson.

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  • judasz May 18, 2007

    Maybe I am A 33 yrold virgin and this is why I am scared and scarred for life. Someone please just shoot me or ladies I am more that willing to be raped. SOOO SAD.

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  • judasz May 18, 2007

    Toasted one has it right. Im the turtle in its shell.

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  • crashtest69 May 18, 2007

    .

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  • sleeko May 18, 2007

    Several years ago Playboy actually conducted a survey. Black vs white, soft vs hard, etc. The findings were:Soft: white guys by a smidgin. Hard: Black guys by a smidgin. Then they did the survey, again in another city. The results were just the opposite. They also found no correlation between size of of the soft dick and its potential hard. This last part came as a relief to me, as I surf on the west coast where the water is pretty cold.

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  • sleeko May 18, 2007

    ^^^Hey, i just asked the gay guy, next door about this. He said they call guys with little soft dicks, "accordions" Uncircumsized dicks are referred to as "blind".....LOL

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  • youngblood48 May 18, 2007

    hey sleeko why you ask him.....lmao...im blind im blind....heheheheheeeeeeeee...last time a girl got mad at me cuzz she said i finished first...i said we both started at the same time...so she needs to catch up....

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  • crashtest69 May 18, 2007

    ^^^^^^^^^^^^^SLEEKO!!!!!! THANK YOU FREIND!!!! thank you for making me a goddamn expert on the subject of penises...lol you know your a bro i just thought ide post to be funny..i think i would just be complete if peopleVShoople would verify the that a uncircumsised penis is in fact BLIND!!!!!!!

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  • crashtest69 May 18, 2007

    and im terribly sorry for noticing but that son of a bitch in the pic has a butt like a slutty woman!!!!! lltbh

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  • detroitleanin May 18, 2007

    ^^^^^^ which leads one to ask sleeko if they both taste the same

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  • sleeko May 18, 2007

    Don't thank me, Crash. Thank Hector, the guy sweep'n the shop, next door. We give him soooo much shit! I think he likes the attention, though.....detroit...I wouldn't know the answer, to that question, but I'm still confused about your gender(s).

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  • sleeko May 18, 2007

    detroitleanin...You're pretty funny, though. Even if it is at my expense. But remember, "Pay back's a biotch"!

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  • thundermug May 18, 2007

    Damn, Sleeko, you sure know alot about penis!

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  • sleeko May 18, 2007

    ^^^ Well, I got a couple of advantages over most of you. 1) I'm older than all of you (except maybe shitlooker). 2) I know how to read. 3) I happen to have a penis, of my very own. (still works, too.)

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  • sleeko May 18, 2007

    ^^^ Oh, and since you read, my post, you're as much an expert me, now.

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  • sleeko May 18, 2007

    "as"

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  • youngblood48 May 18, 2007

    well said....all i know is my penis is blind in its eye......lmao.......keeps puttin out this mucos though....

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  • copenhagenman May 19, 2007

    she might laugh at me to start with, but in a minute when it rapped her side the head she'd stop and say let's get it on! (turtle in the shell).

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  • rodgtard May 19, 2007

    robin williams said thats one of the most reliable forms of birth control known to man.

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  • rodgtard May 19, 2007

    aaaaaaaahhhh i just cant doit!^^^^^^^^^^

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  • longj May 19, 2007

    Ha! Ha! Ha! So you too have a pussy!

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  • detroitleanin May 19, 2007

    RE: sleeko you started it calling me a girl! Ah fuck it forget it I should a laughed it off besides we got some friends here in common....

    I did ask my old girlfriend about it and she told me not to worry because no woman would want to dress me up like a girl. So LOL sleeks

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  • roperacer May 19, 2007

    sleeko knowes so much about cock because hes been sucking them for years.his mother was a good teacher.

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  • diesel91 May 20, 2007

    She can laugh now, but she won't be laughing once he puts it up her ass!

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  • copenhagenman May 21, 2007

    rodgtard, an aspirin is an effective method of birth control also. the girl has to hold it firmly between her knees.lol

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  • billandshelly June 22, 2007

    looks like all he has going for him is his ass.

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  • russian17boy October 21, 2007

    I'd kill myself

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  • just_so_uknow February 24, 2008

    See white guys, that's why ur women love tha black dick.

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  • studmuffin420 December 20, 2008

    girl thinks: hahahaha wait till he sees mine

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