Well for one thing it can put you in a state pentetentiary for 5-10 for transporting a Class 1 narcotic across state lines. I'm sure there are a bunch of other boring charges they can stack on so I'll just ignore them and stare at this chick.
no time to comment Ive got to go clean my shorts got kinda sticky wasnt ready for that
Try again.........never mind went off again
My ups driver dont look like that I got an old bald guy. But her..MMMMMMMMMpanties Id hit her. Ive got a package she can pick up.... AND why cant I meet nice girls like this?
Id like to lickadherslit or cumstimulather. I deffenitly got an ups in my pants
judas stop posting so close to me man your getting me sticky.
High potential for violation of the "Pure Food and Drug Act" I could eat it and smoke it, both.
^^^^I think she's almost ready, bro..Rock, paper, scissors??^^^
you two need to pick the brown box...it will last a lot longer.....
Is that her pad hanging out?
shitlooker....We should probably do this outside, so we can hose her off from time to time. If she looks like that UPS chick, I might lose it, and break a couple of personal rules. I'd hate wake up in the morning, with a funny taste in my mouth.
Oh, the horror.....
Or would that be...Oh, the whore..
Uh, she looks 12.
Old enough to bleed, old enough to butcher...
After the first minute of looking at her, this is the first time I've heard of a dick having a diary; "Dear nuts, you wouldn't believe the nice one that got away!"
let me know later how you keep your shorts dry before my nuts become acorns, never mind, before my acorns become raisins, never mind, before my raisins are gone!
looks like a goddamn maxi pad sticking outside of her shorts!
UPS = United Pot Smokers
^^^^^^^^^^^lmfao!id have to hitter in the shitter
but when in doubt,use the mouth!hey sleeko i used to have a laborer that would say old enough to pee is old enough for me!i often wondered if that fucker ended up in the pokie.
after thought she would make a good rotiserrie pic,
or a pussy bong chic.
NOW I know why my husband was so hellbent on getting a job at UPS!! Damn that man.
lol laydeeluk! Especially when they're chompin' at the bit to GET a job...you know SUMTHIN's up! And I have a feelin' I know what sumthing..:P~
^^^^^^^^^^leave me out of the job bullshit.i worked untill my heart took a shit on me and i still find ways to make a buck.what you gals mean
is YOU cant find one you can trust.know while my wifes out send me a pic to spooge on!
Lol, i was teasing rodgtard. My husband works for UPS, and has another job on top of that. I was just kidding!! jeeeze ;) My husband works very hard for a living. Www.myspace/twistatoe . Tell me how those worked. LOL!
are you really in k.c.?im a life long native.karma
has been bumping into me alot lately
Yeppers! Born and raised. We're good people! Too bad our teams suck so bad..but I still support them anyway :)
why your just as if not better lookin than the UPSgal! dont let your man beat me up,thats just how i see it;)
I look as YOUNG as the UPS gal...dunno about anything else. lol
damn all you crazyshit regulars are gay -- quote -- onewhoistoaste wrote "judas stop posting so close to me man your getting me sticky" whoa .
I demand a closeup
i really hope thats her underwear and not like a maxi pad or something.
id rather see pad than balls of a lad