What can green do for you?

Well for one thing it can put you in a state pentetentiary for 5-10 for transporting a Class 1 narcotic across state lines. I'm sure there are a bunch of other boring charges they can stack on so I'll just ignore them and stare at this chick.

34 Comments
  • lickadslit May 29, 2007

    no time to comment Ive got to go clean my shorts got kinda sticky wasnt ready for that

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  • lickadslit May 29, 2007

    Try again.........never mind went off again

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  • judasz May 29, 2007

    My ups driver dont look like that I got an old bald guy. But her..MMMMMMMMMpanties Id hit her. Ive got a package she can pick up.... AND why cant I meet nice girls like this?

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  • onewhoistoaste May 29, 2007

    Id like to lickadherslit or cumstimulather. I deffenitly got an ups in my pants

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  • onewhoistoaste May 29, 2007

    judas stop posting so close to me man your getting me sticky.

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  • sleeko May 29, 2007

    High potential for violation of the "Pure Food and Drug Act" I could eat it and smoke it, both.

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  • sleeko May 29, 2007

    ^^^^I think she's almost ready, bro..Rock, paper, scissors??^^^

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  • youngblood48 May 29, 2007

    you two need to pick the brown box...it will last a lot longer.....

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  • thundermug May 29, 2007

    Is that her pad hanging out?

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  • sleeko May 29, 2007

    shitlooker....We should probably do this outside, so we can hose her off from time to time. If she looks like that UPS chick, I might lose it, and break a couple of personal rules. I'd hate wake up in the morning, with a funny taste in my mouth.

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  • sleeko May 29, 2007

    Oh, the horror.....

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  • sleeko May 29, 2007

    Or would that be...Oh, the whore..

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  • pandochka May 29, 2007

    Uh, she looks 12.

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  • sleeko May 29, 2007

    Old enough to bleed, old enough to butcher...

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  • niles549822001 May 30, 2007

    After the first minute of looking at her, this is the first time I've heard of a dick having a diary; "Dear nuts, you wouldn't believe the nice one that got away!"

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  • niles549822001 May 30, 2007

    let me know later how you keep your shorts dry before my nuts become acorns, never mind, before my acorns become raisins, never mind, before my raisins are gone!

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  • sdg May 30, 2007

    looks like a goddamn maxi pad sticking outside of her shorts!

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  • stubart May 30, 2007

    UPS = United Pot Smokers

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  • rodgtard May 30, 2007

    ^^^^^^^^^^^lmfao!id have to hitter in the shitter

    but when in doubt,use the mouth!hey sleeko i used to have a laborer that would say old enough to pee is old enough for me!i often wondered if that fucker ended up in the pokie.

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  • rodgtard May 30, 2007

    after thought she would make a good rotiserrie pic,

    or a pussy bong chic.

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  • sleeko May 30, 2007

    Amen, bro..

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  • twistatoe May 30, 2007

    NOW I know why my husband was so hellbent on getting a job at UPS!! Damn that man.

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  • theblob06 May 31, 2007

    can too^^^

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  • twistatoe May 31, 2007

    lol laydeeluk! Especially when they're chompin' at the bit to GET a job...you know SUMTHIN's up! And I have a feelin' I know what sumthing..:P~

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  • rodgtard May 31, 2007

    ^^^^^^^^^^leave me out of the job bullshit.i worked untill my heart took a shit on me and i still find ways to make a buck.what you gals mean

    is YOU cant find one you can trust.know while my wifes out send me a pic to spooge on!

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  • twistatoe May 31, 2007

    Lol, i was teasing rodgtard. My husband works for UPS, and has another job on top of that. I was just kidding!! jeeeze ;) My husband works very hard for a living. Www.myspace/twistatoe . Tell me how those worked. LOL!

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  • rodgtard May 31, 2007

    are you really in k.c.?im a life long native.karma

    has been bumping into me alot lately

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  • twistatoe May 31, 2007

    Yeppers! Born and raised. We're good people! Too bad our teams suck so bad..but I still support them anyway :)

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  • rodgtard May 31, 2007

    why your just as if not better lookin than the UPSgal! dont let your man beat me up,thats just how i see it;)

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  • twistatoe May 31, 2007

    I look as YOUNG as the UPS gal...dunno about anything else. lol

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  • tripledee June 2, 2007

    damn all you crazyshit regulars are gay -- quote -- onewhoistoaste wrote "judas stop posting so close to me man your getting me sticky" whoa .

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  • diducthat June 2, 2007

    I demand a closeup

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  • darkknight7288 June 26, 2007

    i really hope thats her underwear and not like a maxi pad or something.

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  • crazypoopz October 6, 2010

    id rather see pad than balls of a lad

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