Your momma's so fat!

Your Momma's SO FAT her belly button doesn't have lint, it has sweaters. What is YOUR best fat Mamma Joke?

28 Comments
  • rodgtard June 14, 2007

    1rst

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  • rodgtard June 14, 2007

    of all the things to be first on! i feel dirty now

    gotta go shower

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  • skoal36 June 14, 2007

    damn she got a purtty mouth

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  • punannyluv3r June 14, 2007

    O...M...F...G!!!

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  • knucklefux June 14, 2007

    momma so fat, she sat on a rainbow and made skittles...or...momma so fat, she broke her leg and gravy came out.

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  • briandee June 14, 2007

    Momma's so fat, it took 2 days to walk round her.

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  • twistatoe June 14, 2007

    Yo mama SO fat, her ass look like two pit bull's fightin' under a blanket!

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  • judasz June 14, 2007

    Shit been on her before! Getting old! and shes still smiling. must pay someone to wipe her ass.

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  • onewhoistoaste June 14, 2007

    Oh shit on second thought. Cut a hole in it hollow it out and you got yourself a hella pup tent for the kids and as a + you get a troll garding it.

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  • judasz June 14, 2007

    parachute for sale. used once never opend small stain.

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  • judasz June 14, 2007

    (her panties for you stupid fucks out there.)

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  • roperacer June 14, 2007

    momma so fat i took her to a restaraunt and the waiter asked me if i would like a menu and i said no... give me a fucking estimate!!!!

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  • roperacer June 14, 2007

    momma so fat the right side of her ass has its own area code

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  • roperacer June 14, 2007

    momma so fat we take her to the beach and sell shade!!!!

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  • roperacer June 14, 2007

    momma so fat, for a tampon she uses a roll of bounty and a rope!!!!

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  • lickadslit June 14, 2007

    Between her legs lies a bucket of jam....Hard to get ....But GOOD GODDAMN.

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  • lickadslit June 14, 2007

    And Hey where is leroy?

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  • thundermug June 14, 2007

    Yo momma so fat, her blood type is Ragu.

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  • kpax June 14, 2007

    Yo mamma's so fat, she has her fat, nasty-ass fuckin' picture posted on CrazyShit. Fat Fuckin lazy-ass, low self-esteem havin', no self-control beeeaitch!!!

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  • niles549822001 June 14, 2007

    Is there a cow somewhere back there?

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  • lickadslit June 15, 2007

    your mama so fat she jumped up in the air and got stuck

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  • thebigd June 15, 2007

    Yo Momma so fat her shadow weighs 200 pounds

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  • hottmale June 15, 2007

    your momma so fat when she goes on a scale it says one at a time please

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  • rodgtard June 15, 2007

    shes so fat the talking scales say, you weigh, what the fuck!get off! to fuckin heavy, get off!

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  • bubbalew June 15, 2007

    your momma's so fat she has to use hoola-hoops to keep up her socks!

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  • count_belarius June 19, 2007

    Your mama's so fat, she went to the movie theatre and sat next to everybody.

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  • frostedangel July 14, 2007

    NO NO NO!!!!!!!!! who ever is behind that woman is one exgausted man......

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  • deadlydreamer November 10, 2008

    Blob the second coming

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