Your Momma's SO FAT her belly button doesn't have lint, it has sweaters. What is YOUR best fat Mamma Joke?
of all the things to be first on! i feel dirty now
gotta go shower
damn she got a purtty mouth
momma so fat, she sat on a rainbow and made skittles...or...momma so fat, she broke her leg and gravy came out.
Momma's so fat, it took 2 days to walk round her.
Yo mama SO fat, her ass look like two pit bull's fightin' under a blanket!
Shit been on her before! Getting old! and shes still smiling. must pay someone to wipe her ass.
Oh shit on second thought. Cut a hole in it hollow it out and you got yourself a hella pup tent for the kids and as a + you get a troll garding it.
parachute for sale. used once never opend small stain.
(her panties for you stupid fucks out there.)
momma so fat i took her to a restaraunt and the waiter asked me if i would like a menu and i said no... give me a fucking estimate!!!!
momma so fat the right side of her ass has its own area code
momma so fat we take her to the beach and sell shade!!!!
momma so fat, for a tampon she uses a roll of bounty and a rope!!!!
Between her legs lies a bucket of jam....Hard to get ....But GOOD GODDAMN.
And Hey where is leroy?
Yo momma so fat, her blood type is Ragu.
Yo mamma's so fat, she has her fat, nasty-ass fuckin' picture posted on CrazyShit. Fat Fuckin lazy-ass, low self-esteem havin', no self-control beeeaitch!!!
Is there a cow somewhere back there?
your mama so fat she jumped up in the air and got stuck
Yo Momma so fat her shadow weighs 200 pounds
your momma so fat when she goes on a scale it says one at a time please
shes so fat the talking scales say, you weigh, what the fuck!get off! to fuckin heavy, get off!
your momma's so fat she has to use hoola-hoops to keep up her socks!
Your mama's so fat, she went to the movie theatre and sat next to everybody.
NO NO NO!!!!!!!!! who ever is behind that woman is one exgausted man......
Blob the second coming