I hate when people are unprepared for spontaneous sexually suggestive acts. You can tell that is a college fridge because there is nothing in there but Mystery Juice, Condiments, and Beer.
first . nice
I'd lick it, then hit it!
Id hit it and lick it. where to start?
Lol, boobies are always first..don't wanna get that nasty pussy smell all over her tits, she'll kick yer ass!
budweiser alert bottom left
You also know there is a young child in that house. Nice work, mom!
As an avid drinker of bud I can tell you that ain't a bud in the fridge I.d be pissed no beer in fridge and the whipped cream that to is no good ,had a girlfriend put that on me once was the worst day in my life it looked so good I ate it myself!
HOLY SHIT ITS MY GIRLFRIEND!!!!!!!!!!
ANYONE GOT A SPOON
bitch got the devil in her
i'd fuck her till her eyes turned red. SHIT,TOO FUCKING LATE
Shit...you're right...no one can piss on a parade like I can...
All's fun till your pimp walks in and slaps your ass silly. Now back to work, Bitch.
i'd go after lickity split!!
oops! i'd go after that lickity split!!
yea lickadslit it's a budwieser select
fUCK, IM LACTOSE INTOLERANT.
^^^^^no dairy products in that imitation shit. go for it. i would. not bad from where i sit. still not as good as twistatoe.
if that fucking butwiper is all they got for beer, they don't have much. they can pour that shit back in the mule. some coors light would go good right now tho and i don't have any. dammit.
no food in that fridge....wouldnt stay there long....
i like cream , i like starwberrys n cream im i like the onli girl on this?