Every once in a while the universe aligns and things turn out to be just right. Then other times you happen to be on the beach or open water and you see chicks with nice asses.
the fuck with this asshole...
If that picture was taken around here, well it would have to be a lot wider picture
EVIAN BOTTLE OF WATER !!!
yeah like your mom...
^ mom is a large woman ..want me to set you up?
That's what I do when my boat breaks down. All the chicks have to hang over the stern and kick. I stand over htem and watch their tits giggle.
This guy goes into a whorehouse and tells the mistress he wants to eat out a girl for the first time.
She sends him up and he meets this deadly blonde chick. She whips down her pants and he starts licking her twat.
Minutes later he feels something in his mouth and spits out a corn niblet.
Thinking this is normal, as he has never done it before continues eating her out.
Minutes pass and he finds a piece of carrot in his mouth. Still thinking this is normal he continues.
Soon after he finds a piece of meat and stands up.
"Excuse me miss, but are you sick?" She looks at him and replies "No, but the last guy was!"
hit em all starting with the one on the far left
I'd like to swim up and bite her right on the ass. Although, I hope I don't get a corn niblet in my mouth.
Id hit them.
Some water-proof lube, an oxygen tank, and some goggles and your ready to go.
one fluid motione from behind and without warning,finger right up the shithole!
adrao...Oh shit! Didn't need to hear that!
Mommy like! (drool)
This picture is making me hot. I'm going to have to milk the kitty now. See you girls later :)
eny meny miny moe which one has the best camel toe
for making sloppy joes. MMM Sloppy joes.
Ha Milking the kitty, how cute.
watch it shit...they may be guys....you know hatedogs.....
hey thats the buffet i want to visit
shitlooker...If he didn't cornhole you, first.
i see a nice tasty london too........
I see france. . .