My friend is great at parties because when we get really bored he gets naked and asks us if we wanna roll him around the house for a bit. We line up furniture and see who can closest to bowling a strike.
I wonder if he finds himself going in circles
The gimp games are now in session
Blow up doll or wax figure?
Is this where the term "That's how I roll" comes from?
Dose he have to worry about blue balls?
I bet he'd win an ass-kickin' contest against a parapalegic(
dammit lickadslit! i got that song circles stuck in my head now!
At least he is still ballanced
Give this man a hand! Break a leg, dude. Iraq rules!! Go Marines! Semper Fi, dismember and die!
Look Paw, one leg and one hand... Yes I see; now try it with no hands, and no legs ya attention grabbing little fuck.
Fuck, that bloody chair must have costed him an arm and a leg!