It's short green scaley and will rip your arms off if you get too close. What doesn't sound like a great dinner guest? Well you don't have much choice because he is already here and he's really hungry.
Sorry Steve Irwin isn't home.
honey go get ur gun... dinners here!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Boy the jahovah witnesses will convert anybody won't they!!! Of course it could be mormon, but I don't see a bike!
Your new boots ? ya I got em honey there just outside the front door ,you might want to skin him before he gets away.
Is this outside the crazyshit office?
Someone left their cock..I mean crock out side the door again.
Crikey! Imagine coming home drunk from the local-yocal and that fucker hiding in the flowers! It'd be on like donkey kong then!
they no inbrass the idea of having no doggie door.
That is one of the reasons to own a gun.
knock knock? yes can i have my brother back? i seen you wearing him earlier.his name is al.
Sure beats a watch dog, even the home owner won't touch that!
And to think, I worry about the raccoons comming thru my doggie door.
come out, kick that bastard into the lawn, shoot it, and make boots.
So you finally convinced Jesse to pull that fucker from the pond, eh?
"Trick or treat" hmmm. killer costume.
Booooom, BBQ mmmmmmmmm.
well theres ur anti-door to door visitors unit lol
helloooooo, anybody home