Beware of the cock monster

I don't believe in the sea monsters believe in the cock monster. Why do you ask? Because unlike all those fake ass tourist attractions I have seen actual photo's of the cock monster. Just make sure there is a woman around or else your gonna have an unpleasant time taming the beast.

40 Comments
  • straticus August 10, 2007

    first

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  • skinafuckerrus August 10, 2007

    ^^to slob that fat cock,snkkkk.^^

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  • culprite inc August 10, 2007

    first

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  • straticus August 10, 2007

    hey it only has 3 toes wonder if its long lost Dickey Simpson

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  • lickadslit August 10, 2007

    What a dick head

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  • spearchucker August 10, 2007

    Meet Dino-Dick The new Barney. I love pussy, Pussy loves me, We are a happy family with a push push spit spat heres me to you.

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  • behellzebub August 10, 2007

    just trying to imagine what a pathic looking monster it will be when his head goes soft

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  • sleeko August 10, 2007

    That chick, looks like she's in love.

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  • madbasturd August 10, 2007

    nice comment shitlooky unfortunately you are 1st.. pity really coz u was doing ok up till then

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  • dragonpyre August 10, 2007

    she looks perfectly comfortable with having a cock that size near her face.in fact she looks like a pro and like this sorta thing happens on a daily basis to her.i think that the chick is really the cock monster here and the giant cock is one of her minions.she is queen of cocklandia and she shall not rest until all the giant cocks are under her control.

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  • sleeko August 10, 2007

    ^^^LOL. ^^^

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  • rodgtard August 10, 2007

    this is what i am to skinfuckerrus!

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  • briandee August 10, 2007

    It's a dickasaurus, closly related ta a brontasaurus, a ferocious pherestoric lizard that grows to twice its size when aroused then spits at its prey..

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  • hillbilly5150 August 10, 2007

    ^^^Wonder where the CLITORASAURUS REX is at?

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  • judasz August 10, 2007

    Barneys Face lift didn't go so well

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  • judasz August 10, 2007

    Id hit HER

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  • imbetu August 10, 2007

    Is that girl wearing suspenders for her boobs? Is that to hold them up?

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  • skinafuckerrus August 11, 2007

    roachturd presently drooling like a broken dam.now he can pull that liguor bottle outta his ass and get his dream fuck.

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  • rodgtard August 11, 2007

    yea dickweed!your so funny i forgot to laugh!but i didnt forget to call you an asshat,BOY! about the pic,cant you imagine that dude in a car wreck?the EMTs would shit!

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  • imbetu August 11, 2007

    hey looker ...when you do work , what do you do?...I am the owner of a concrete consruction co.(fyi)

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  • imbetu August 11, 2007

    idontreallycarejustaskin6

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  • amazon02 August 11, 2007

    briandee you take the cake! I'm gonna capture ur comment & send it on with this pic - hope u dont mind but if ur female i can pay u in kind

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  • rodgtard August 11, 2007

    imbetu,where you located?ive did stone and brick masonry most of my life.looker if you need proof from me im in the yellow pages,the stoned mason!

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  • judasz August 11, 2007

    I prefur carpet removal. Too much hair is a turn off.

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  • briandee August 11, 2007

    amazon02 you can use the comment np, fraid I can't take up your kind offer as I'm all bloke !!

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  • youngblood48 August 11, 2007

    finally a replica of my dick.....

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  • imbetu August 11, 2007

    Hey "looker..." thats interesting ( quite a change) and "rod" I'm in San Diego..

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  • rodgtard August 12, 2007

    shitlooker you still stop at pettycoat junction?

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  • imbetu August 12, 2007

    HEHE^^^^^!!!!FUCKIN FUNNY!!!

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  • youngblood48 August 13, 2007

    there a little hotel called the shady rest at the junction.....and that uncle joe he's a movin kinda slow at the junction....pettycoat juntion....

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  • 69er August 21, 2007

    SINCE WHEN DID THE COCK BECOME A DINOSOUR ?

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  • bunnyhoffine July 20, 2008

    HAHA THATS TOO COOL

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  • bandzior September 4, 2008

    the deadliest animal to ever walk the earth COCK MONSTER!!!

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  • rockr_mom4 June 29, 2009

    Hope he doesnt puke on her .

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