The ultimate juicer

Sure it doesn't juice up carrots but it makes sure you get all your essential vitamins and minerals. It even specializes in extracting vitamin P. Just make sure you've got the right kind of fruit.

23 Comments
  • suckit August 15, 2007

    should be installed in all gay bars

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  • dagun August 15, 2007

    show us how it works

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  • hillbilly5150 August 15, 2007

    Based on the location of the hickamajigger Would'nt this be a pussy juice chair? YEEAH! Gimme a shot of Jim Beaver!

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  • lickadslit August 15, 2007

    ^^ good eye it is front of center I believe you are right^^I'll have a shot of jagaflapper

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  • jomomma August 15, 2007

    give it to those little japanese bitches. they seem to love that shit juice.

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  • spearchucker August 15, 2007

    ^^^ Agreed 100% Japanese chair

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  • rodgtard August 15, 2007

    ill take a shot of yukon snatch!

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  • judasz August 15, 2007

    I like tart cherry myself.

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  • playwithit August 15, 2007

    japanese people prolly made that chair.

    you know what direction they're going when it comes to poo. but i think they have hit the red line

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  • sleeko August 15, 2007

    Twisty, did you submit, this?

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  • nontoxichate August 15, 2007

    Damn hook me up with a nice big shot of brass clam ... Hang a nigger stomp a jew ...

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  • skoal36 August 15, 2007

    i'll throw in some ikea furniture, its fucking ugly

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  • crusaderrabbit August 15, 2007

    lickadslit, you wouldn't sit in the wooden carved buttcheek chair, but I think you were waiting for this one.

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  • crusaderrabbit August 15, 2007

    This could be good for older gentlemen with prostrate problems.

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  • nontoxichate August 16, 2007

    shitlooker wrote:

    You people all have sick minds... When you get ready for work, all you do is place an orange on the seat. Then lay your plastic cover on the top of it…and sit down to eat your breakfast. When you’re done eating, you get up, reach under the chair and grab your freshly squeezed OJ! Why can’t you perverts look at a banana without thinking dirty thoughts? Now I have to go fuck my watermelon before it gets to soggy! The watermelon thing is the best i have ever read here !! props

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  • skinafuckerrus August 16, 2007

    ^^^the way yer rite ah diden no ya kood reed or get a joke fer dat maddr.yu muss bee a yung dum fuk or ya suk shit and swaller.the only explanation fer yor dumass is brain damage.stupid fuck.^^^

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  • nontoxichate August 16, 2007

    UMM WHAT ?? PUT DOWN THE PIPE !! skinafuckerrus what a crack head you must be...

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  • juggalo_4lyf August 16, 2007

    BUTT JUICE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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  • juggalo_4lyf August 16, 2007

    also, nontoxichate, this is carzyshit! perverted thoughts are encourged here.......

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  • hillbilly5150 August 16, 2007

    wow.

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  • nontoxichate August 16, 2007

    Now shitlicker i have a WOMAN to have sex with and not like yours i dont have to blow her up ....

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  • crusaderrabbit August 17, 2007

    nontoxichate can't even come up with his own lines. What a lamer.

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  • skinafuckerrus August 19, 2007

    ^^i must admit on both points.toxicshit is lame and unimaginative^^

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