Donkey kong finally gets his revenge on mario

Just when we thought all the past transgressions had been forgiven Mario disappears for a couple weeks until we got a tip about some suspicious barrels sitting outside a banana factory. Services will be held at Luigi's house and there is no word on whether his estranged wife The Princess will show up.

32 Comments
  • dagun August 15, 2007

    someone give him mouth to mouth

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  • suckit August 15, 2007

    surprised the fat cunt fit in the barrel

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  • hillbilly5150 August 15, 2007

    This is what happens when you get caught cheating at checkers over at Tommy Vercetti's house.

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  • lickadslit August 15, 2007

    Dems some nice cement shoes right there skoal ya might as well get em ,I don't think he will be needing them anymore

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  • sarahkins August 15, 2007

    thats terrible

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  • spearchucker August 15, 2007

    Jimmy Hoffa ???

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  • rodgtard August 15, 2007

    janitor in a drum!

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  • playwithit August 15, 2007

    how the hell did they get him in there in the first place.

    did someone throw bk in that barrel or somethin

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  • judasz August 15, 2007

    He's still smiling. It looks like when you open up a thing of pillsbary bisquits. You all know how they puff up as soon as they hit air.

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  • sleeko August 15, 2007

    Walk it off, pussy.

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  • nontoxichate August 15, 2007

    DAMN RIGHT WALK IT OFF ... PUSSY .. hang a nigger and stomp jew

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  • skoal36 August 15, 2007

    he will be fine if ya just stand back and give him some air

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  • crusaderrabbit August 15, 2007

    ^^^ haha rodgtard! I think that reference is before the time of most of the dummies in here.

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  • crusaderrabbit August 15, 2007

    ^^^ good one judasz

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  • crusaderrabbit August 15, 2007

    I hate those Pillsbury paper-can things that pop when you stick a spoon in them. I don't need that kind of stress and anticipation first thing in the morning.

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  • youngblood48 August 15, 2007

    gives me a idea.....

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  • copenhagenman August 15, 2007

    tight fit. must have buttered him up good. or lard. they could have got some of that off his big gut.

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  • rodgtard August 16, 2007

    we had a serial killer here in K.C.a few years ago,and he had killed and stuffed 4 or 5 women into barrels and stored some on his farm and some in a rental storage.when they finally discovered the bodies,they were more or less gooified in the barrels.im sure the crime scene guys had a hard time keeping lunch down for a while!

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  • nontoxichate August 16, 2007

    K.C. is where those 2 niggers beat that 70 year old lady up for her honda scotter .. And like a dumb nigger he tryed to out run the cops on it ....

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  • skinafuckerrus August 16, 2007

    ^^T.X, is where those 12 niggers dragged an elderly african american to his death.and like a bunch of dumb niggers they thought they were amongst freinds.the new drag is salami now.^^^

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  • skinafuckerrus August 16, 2007

    hey toxicshit,i dont mean to be rude but as i read your print i sense some form of ethnicity.i'm gonna go out on a limb here and saaayy....PRIMATE!!am i right,huh,am i..pleeez tell me.

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  • nontoxichate August 16, 2007

    AW sorry to bust your bubble but everyone knows that monkeys are sad because thay know in 100000 years thay will be niggers like your self .. Now you can hope and pray in 100000 years you may be white ... Now fuck off fly before i swat you with the back of my rebel hand ...

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  • hillbilly5150 August 16, 2007

    foreskinofaniggerous, Draggin' niggers is fun & a favorite past-time to us old-timeys.

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  • fearless1 August 16, 2007

    I'm going to see some of my black, white, spanish, and asian friends now. Anyone who thinks the way hillbilly5150 does probably does what hillbilly does...sits around hiding behind a computer, sending all this crap into cyberspace hoping to instill fear. Well keep hiding asswipes..you can talk about a race war and killing anyone you want...when it's all said and done, you clowns are the biggest cowards of all. Have a great day people and I'm sure I'll be seeing more of your crap in the future..in fact I kind of hope so because I need a good laugh every so often!!!

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  • nontoxichate August 16, 2007

    Im going to go hang with my WHITE FRIENDS and have a hell of a time .. Hope to see you there nigger ...hang a nigger and stop a jew...

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  • crusaderrabbit August 16, 2007

    nontoxichate wrote:

    "Im going to go hang with my WHITE FRIENDS". Who are they? Your right ball and your left ball?

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  • nontoxichate August 17, 2007

    No i went to my little white power meeting .. We got a real live nigger speaker tonight . He told use all about the evils of being a dirty black cocksmoking nigger .. And we show him how to swing from a tree , Good times and yes free beer .. wish you were here,, your new massa nontoxichate ..

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  • skinafuckerrus August 17, 2007

    unclefuckedhillbilly you only pray on the weak and,scared,this fact i am sure of.i wont merge from the shit talking.i am willing to bet your 2yr.old daughter is a whore already and,i'll double she is no longer a virgin toxicshitbreath.i am a giant and you are squirrels looking for a nut in that heap of refuse you consider a life.goatfuckinghillbilly you know my work.i will let you start praising me where you left off at.if i dont hear you begging for nice things and pleading that some zulu warrior i'snt giving yar waf the re-threading she needs.you are scared cause you hid in the closet while i bada binged the fuck outta yar marmi.the screams were of enjoyment fool.

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  • nontoxichate August 18, 2007

    skinafuckerrus look you dirty black bastard i wish we would of picked our own damn cotton then your black ass would be back over in the land of monkey fuckin' aids .. Now if any white man would see you around his 2 year old little girl you would be a dead nigger and thats the truth .. Now i dont know you and i hope and pray we never met because i dont want to go to jail but if you keep talking about little kids that just shows everyone what a dumb , lowlife nigger you really are ..

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  • skinafuckerrus August 19, 2007

    if you left us in africa we would be the richest nation on earth.a very large percentage of the worlds precious metals and stones are from africa dumbshit.now the aftermath is a raped continent.about 65% of your great grand papi's wealth came from that place.during slavery we were worth more than your homes,we were the free labor that got you people wealthy.and sir,i am sure your daughter will be a whore with a dad that spends his time hating others.while you judge others your life will be toilet bound.as far as being a dumb,lowlife ,nigger you dumb fucks who think nigger is a race already think that way of us.you could suck cock on the streets for a hundred years and still would not amount to the lowlife peice of shit,no teeth,bastard you are now.you are as low as a molerats asshole scumbag.

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  • skinafuckerrus August 20, 2007

    nontoxichate you are by far the most ignorant person i have ever had the displeasure of listening to. I seriously hope for everyone's sake that your stupidity isn't genetic or anything. I say this as dumfucks like you shouldn't breed. Youre kid was probably the result of some offset relationship that you fucked up. And if I am wrong, and you currently are with someone capable of standing your stupid ass, then you must be a terrible lay as you would rather be hating on someone for the skin color than fucking your wife. Eigther that or you are so insecure that you envy the people around you so much that you see what you want to see and not what is really fucking there. So why don't you do us ALL a fucking favor and try to crawl back up that rotten snatch you fell out of!

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  • 69er August 21, 2007

    like shooting fat bastards in a barrel.

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