This fridge has the perfect solution for all those lonely night spent drinking without the company of womanfolk. This also solves the problem of the frigid woman considering she has no choice but to warm up once you let her out the icy cage.
no top shelf booze for me I'll take something from the bottom shelf
so she is in there with all that booze and she isn't even passed out yet? WTF!
god danm blondes
I prefer my poon, on tap.
At least the beer is opened when ya get it.
Id tap her keg.
Ass behind glass now thats got class
I like my women like I like my coffee,
Ground up and in the freezer
I told her to put the Schlitz on the bottom of the fridge, instead she put her bottom in the fridge on the Schlitz.
she likes black dick
Dyslexic blonde. I told her to "bring me an ice-cold beer", so she brought me an ass as cold as beer.
ok blondie you won that bet, now you can suck my cock
sorry hoeny but where trying to find a cure for them hot flashes oyea make me a ham sandwich why your in there
i'll take all the coors light and the cunt. that's all. i'll even pay for the beer.
Behave or else bitccch. haha
They still make shlitz? or is it shitz? either way,id hit it!
ice ice baby, those fridges are fuckin cool...
cool pussy is cool obviously..
fish IS served better cold.