Newsflash: Jumping over speeding car doesn't work

This guy finally proved that if you jump up in the air right before a car hits you will most likely go through the windshield and be gutted like a fish. That is why you must run up the car while it is coming for you. Hopefully you won't eat shit but hey if you die your corpse will look prettier than if you fell under the car.

19 Comments
  • skoal36 August 27, 2007

    think i could come up with a better way to break into a car and steal their bob marley cd

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  • slownick August 27, 2007

    grab a hold of yourself, it is just a lousy fleshwound

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  • skinafuckerrus August 27, 2007

    when he wakes up and see the scratches on his body,heads will roll.

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  • lickadslit August 27, 2007

    He should have wore his safety glasses

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  • spearchucker August 27, 2007

    He just wanted a ride in the Mustang thats all

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  • judasz August 27, 2007

    I took his shoes. He jumped after seeing that last picture.

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  • judasz August 27, 2007

    You can see her in the mirror being cuffed.

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  • shiznitshabam August 27, 2007

    That just goes to show ya, Old people are worst than deer!!!

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  • theblob06 August 27, 2007

    the second pic. looks like a bowl of Irish Stew...

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  • dirtbag69 August 27, 2007

    i hope gramps gets back with that pizza pretty soon iam getting hungry

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  • rc2james August 27, 2007

    That is going to take a shit load of carwash tokens

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  • crusaderrabbit August 27, 2007

    Good thing they had safety glass.

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  • kkkkilla August 28, 2007

    Poor Man...

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  • thebigd August 28, 2007

    Crazy homless people. He was standing in the road trying tstop me. I speeded up. Almost killed him

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  • aussiedoc August 28, 2007

    Walk it off ya pussy.

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  • busanut199 August 28, 2007

    Thats one fucked up way to steal a car, The keys are sitting on the seat, try using the side window next time, maybe the door was already open.

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  • juggalo_4lyf August 28, 2007

    dude look at his intestine

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  • boppalilbit August 28, 2007

    WTF this guy looks like he died 17 years before this accident took place

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  • lovinthedead February 12, 2009

    wish i could see what cd that was

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