Well it's not a cow

This sucks. We could have at least had steaks if this thing was a cow. Who the hell knows what hippo meat tastes like. I'm sure it's not any good.

27 Comments
  • 5stargn September 15, 2007

    I wanna dip my balls in it!

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  • tree88 September 15, 2007

    somebody must like it as the loin and the round are gone.

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  • traczyk September 15, 2007

    that's fucking funny.

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  • amberissa21 September 15, 2007

    wtf

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  • delilah78 September 15, 2007

    lunch time

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  • skyline34 September 15, 2007

    looks like the african chupacabra was hell hungry!

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  • boppalilbit September 15, 2007

    someone is Barbequing up some viddles today

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  • drrock September 15, 2007

    wtf you talkin bout doesnt taste good? Hippos are related to pigs...thats a big ass piece o bacon right there!

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  • judasz September 15, 2007

    They took the eyes balls tooo

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  • misterbriggs September 15, 2007

    i'll bet the asshole is gone too, nothing more tender than hippo asshole

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  • misterbriggs September 15, 2007

    first to type first

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  • fuckedinfresno September 15, 2007

    I want to see what's left of the piece of shit car that created that roadkill.

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  • kane September 15, 2007

    Hippe C Section.

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  • 2indastink September 15, 2007

    Whilst conducting our exhaustive research for this product, we discovered that Hippopotami (yes, smarty-pants; that's an accepted plural form of hippopotamuses) are gregarious mammals who consume as much as 50kg of vegetation a day. We also discovered that George from Rainbow is supposed to be a hippo and that the dancing hippo in Disney's Fantasia was called Hyacinth.

    Most interestingly of all, we discovered that Hungry Hippos, the classic marble munching game, is viewed by many so-called experts as 'a board game for young children.' We beg to differ, as those stuffy old encyclopedia writers obviously haven't played this fast and furious game after a few jars down the local. If they had, they'd know that despite its obvious appeal to kiddies, Hungry Hippos is even more entertaining if you're an overly refreshed adult. After all, how often do you get to hammer a hippo in order to make it munch as many marbles as possible? Exactly.

    We know we really don't need to describe the gameplay of Hungry Hippos, but for those of you who've spent the past thirty years in an isolationist commune bereft of iconic games, we will anyway.

    Henry, Harry, Homer and Happy Hippo are hungry. For this reason players must frantically pound on their hippo's tail in order to grab as many marbles as possible. Play ends when all the marbles have been 'eaten' by the hippos. The player who has captured the most marbles wins. Players can release one marble at a time or, for real marble munching mayhem, let rip with the whole lot.

    You're right - it's not exactly rocket science, but it is oodles of noisy, riotous fun. How else do you think it became a best-selling classic? Hungry Hippos is perfect for parties and we guarantee you'll be giggling like a loon the minute you start playing. In fact, we really can't overstate what a raucous laugh Hungry Hippos is. If you missed out the first time round, now's your chance to discover just how entertaining bashing the bejeesus out of a hungry hippo can be. Get gulping!

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  • nazi September 15, 2007

    ... A M E N ...! bye hippo BICHE$

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  • pitbull89x September 15, 2007

    drrock hippos are only related to pigs in the same way your mom is: fat, smell like shit, and love to put things in their mouth.......

    ......the hippos closest relative is the whale

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  • youngblood48 September 15, 2007

    shit i'll take a hippo ribeye....med wit sause on the side.....them fuckers recognize a meal when they see it....

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  • xoxo September 16, 2007

    SICK FUCKHEADS!! HIPPOS HAVE FEELINGS TOO!!

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  • misterbriggs September 16, 2007

    ^^^ not when they're roadkill^^^

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  • misterbriggs September 16, 2007

    2indastink ,do you by chance work for hasbro???

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  • wisconsinjed September 16, 2007

    2indastink, shame, shame, shame on you. At first I was very entertained by your post until I found that simply used the ole' copy and paste ploy. "Little Barton" must be a sharp, witty person. You, on the other hand, must be a loooooser.

    profile.myspace/index.cfm?fuseaction=user.viewpr ofile&friendid=9608772 - 145k -

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  • 2indastink September 16, 2007

    get fucked you fucking fuck^^^....why get so upset over someone elses light hearted post??....good luck in overcoming your face cancer you ugly shit of fuck....WHOOP WHOOP!!!

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  • sleeko September 16, 2007

    ^^^I'm sure your post was very witty, but my ADHD prevented me from finishing it. Gotta go...Aloha.

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  • drdumb September 16, 2007

    i'll bet those nigga's there know what hippo taste like.

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  • misterbriggs September 16, 2007

    ^^^ they're just waiting for the boy who lost the coin toss to get back with the 55 gallon drum turned into a grill and a huge bottle of bbq sauce

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  • wisconsinjed September 18, 2007

    2indastink, didn't mean to get you so upset that you wished cancer on me. Tsk, tsk, tsk........ Little Barton happens to be a friend on mine. I don't know if it was by accident or not but it seems you may be a "Blue Velvet" fan. If you are you can't be all that bad.

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  • anoyherdayhear September 19, 2007

    SO?

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