Can you spare a dime for masturbation

I would never be able to pick up a severed arm off that dirty street and do anything but stir trash with it. I am of course a lefty also so if he really wants that job he needs to find a way to make another opposable thumb.

13 Comments
  • fatpizzaguy October 28, 2007

    things poor brother reduced to hand jobs to live

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  • boppalilbit October 28, 2007

    Slap it a low five

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  • judasz October 28, 2007

    Just lending a hand

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  • carnutts4sure October 28, 2007

    Some nigger was running so fast he stole the dudes body and left the money cup !

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  • jomomma October 28, 2007

    shit...i'll one up you mr arm. i'll masturbate for free.

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  • taylorjaytammy October 28, 2007

    masturbate what?

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  • godless1 October 28, 2007

    somebody has a sense of humor that makes people wonder about him, and keeps him from any meaningful friendships.

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  • copenhagenman October 29, 2007

    did anybody totally understand what the fuck greg j. was talking about? if you did, i need some of what you're smoking. or snorting or shooting or whatever. i did understand and concur with not picking the arm up.

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  • copenhagenman October 29, 2007

    with apologies to nazi, bye bitchez.

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  • thetruthbehere October 29, 2007

    ^^^well explaned..now we know Greg's dick leans to the right.

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  • godless1 October 29, 2007

    ^^^^I think some of us know too much about Greg's dick.

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  • seanyboy October 29, 2007

    So masturbating doesnt just effect your eyesight then!

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  • copenhagenman October 30, 2007

    shitlooker, i'll accept that explanation until a better one comes along. lol.

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