Shelf ass for everyone

In a perfect world everyone would know one of these girls and hang out at parties with them. They are perfect for that cocktail party without enough drink trays. Just set your drink down on one of these sweet ladies asses and you'll never lose your drink again.

22 Comments
  • lickadslit October 31, 2007

    If that fucker would wedge his head in one of those cracks it would look like an Oreo cookie.

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  • fatpizzaguy October 31, 2007

    hes white is dick aint gonna reach doggy style

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  • doc October 31, 2007

    Here goes Greg with his FAT ASS INFATUATION, again! Okay I admit it.. I'd hit the shit out of it too!

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  • tookalook October 31, 2007

    I'm gonna puke!

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  • digitalechoz October 31, 2007

    Where are the tails on those horses?

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  • lickadslit October 31, 2007

    A lot of good chickens died to make those asses

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  • judasz October 31, 2007

    Come on I just ate. Now I have to go get more.

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  • jomomma October 31, 2007

    all you fuckers know that you would hit both of em. don't be skeeerd.

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  • ramafistfadge October 31, 2007

    i could go a couple of rounds with them right about now.............

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  • judasz October 31, 2007

    yeah I'd hit them. between the eye's with a 45.

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  • fidelcastro October 31, 2007

    if you get closer to the screen smells like shit... nvm i just realized i left my underwear under my keyboard

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  • spearchucker October 31, 2007

    Wow, That is some big ass right there. Poor white boy is lost with him dump look on his face.

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  • phantom_menace October 31, 2007

    you right spearchucker that boy dont know what to do with one let alone two thick sistas like that

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  • godless1 October 31, 2007

    I would line them up side by side and slap one cheek and watch the wave go through the other three. Then I would put my dick between two cheeks at random and hope I hit hole.

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  • seanyboy October 31, 2007

    OMG ive lost my wedding ring!

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  • seanyboy October 31, 2007

    one bigassed botswana beauty...

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  • peach_eater October 31, 2007

    As smelly as those asses are, I'd STILL lick 'em from front to back!!!

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  • photostabber November 1, 2007

    I wonder if homebitchez giant ass is also her laundry basket,seeing that blue cloth creeping out make's me wonder???...Hmmm pretty thoughtful,on how to make a use of an ass!

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  • dj_feenar November 1, 2007

    "what am I spose to do with these?"

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  • just_so_uknow February 24, 2008

    peach eater: the only ass you like to eat r dudes, we know you couldn't fuck em' you have no dick. Pussy as redneck biatchhhh. Besides white dudes always have to pay.

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  • onecalledv April 20, 2008

    I don’t think he can handle all ass..lol

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  • newport August 12, 2008

    id dick both them hoes down

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