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Kung-Fu Chop!

A small detail you shouldn't over look when going for the kung-fu chop is finding out whether the guy your fighting has a machete or other sharp object.  Contrary to your popular belief hands of steel is just a metaphor and your gonna get yo shit all chopped up.

 

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TITLE: Kung-Fu Chop!
POSTED BY: Greg J.
VIEWED: 8072
RATING: 5.44/10 with 41 votes
POSTED ON: 11/1/2007

THE ADVENTURES ... THE ADVENTURES ...
In this first adventure Kung Fu cow defends himsel....
KUNG FU BIKINI ... KUNG FU BIKINI ...
This is a great example as to why we can't all jus....
EVERYBODY WAS K... EVERYBODY WAS K...
The great thing about living in the middle east is....
NINJA CASHIER... NINJA CASHIER...
Cashiers at quick stops get jacked all the time, e....
TODAY YOU WILL ... TODAY YOU WILL ...
To really learn Kung Fu, you need to be one with n....
GUY LETS CAR RU... GUY LETS CAR RU...
This guy decided to try and support the full weigh....
JUDO CHOP!!!... JUDO CHOP!!!...
I so want to learn how to do these sick moves. How....
USE THE FORCE..... USE THE FORCE.....
Sometimes you can tell people are complete jerk-of....
G.I. JOE KARATE... G.I. JOE KARATE...
If you are gonna go to war with cobra you better k....
BAD ASS KARATE ... BAD ASS KARATE ...
Nothing says tough karate guy like chopping some 2....
LADY CRUSHES ME... LADY CRUSHES ME...
Talk about a useless fucking talent.  Hey lad....
NO MORE FRIED R... NO MORE FRIED R...
This Asian woman loves her Husband's noodle too mu....


lickadslit
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A hand job will never feel the same after something like that.
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posted on: 11-01-07 @ 1:49 PM

ronsxi
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West side? hold on i tihnk he means east side
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posted on: 11-01-07 @ 1:50 PM

pinkcheeks
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fuckin ouch... wonder how that happened
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posted on: 11-01-07 @ 1:51 PM

adrao
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fuck you nigga im da first... fucking ronsxi...
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posted on: 11-01-07 @ 1:51 PM

boppalilbit
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I think its the northeast sign
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posted on: 11-01-07 @ 1:53 PM

photostabber
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Firstdouchdrop’s.....November
first ah ha h aahahaah ah ah ah ah
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posted on: 11-01-07 @ 1:55 PM

photostabber
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Hiz mamma warned him to be carefull with his muntant penis!!!
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posted on: 11-01-07 @ 2:12 PM

jomomma
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high five bro! i mean low five. no wait, half a five. ahhhh fuck this is confusing!
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posted on: 11-01-07 @ 2:36 PM

judasz
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Thats not the valcon sign for peace you stupid fuck.
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posted on: 11-01-07 @ 2:47 PM

sleeko
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Ahh Grasshopper, you must concentrate. See your hand chopping the brick in half. If you don’t, you fuck up, yourhand,,,,dunbass.
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posted on: 11-01-07 @ 3:24 PM

judasz
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Hand in lawnmower. Lawnmower won.
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posted on: 11-01-07 @ 3:31 PM

godless1
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whatever he did I bet he wishes he didn’t
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posted on: 11-01-07 @ 6:10 PM

seanyboy
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Chop Suey!
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posted on: 11-01-07 @ 7:36 PM

taylorjaytammy
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must have been a soccer riot
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posted on: 11-01-07 @ 7:36 PM

taylorjaytammy
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oh and adrao: its nigger not nigga
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posted on: 11-01-07 @ 7:38 PM

fatpizzaguy
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gotta use his left hand to jerkoff with for a while
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posted on: 11-01-07 @ 11:04 PM

copenhagenman
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a genuine fuck-up.
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posted on: 11-01-07 @ 11:04 PM

ramafistfadge
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mork and mindy na-noo na-noo....
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posted on: 11-02-07 @ 5:46 PM

fidelcastro
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now clap your hands!
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posted on: 11-02-07 @ 6:43 PM

englishman
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Reckon the scissor a bit more real than the stone or paper here lol
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posted on: 11-02-07 @ 8:22 PM

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