Useless talent
Being an extremely flexible man is about as useful as tits on a bull. Unless they need someone to drag a little girl out of a well then your freakish ass is gonna be put on the societal sidelines. So keep all that freakiness to yourself and don't even think about making that self serve blowjob video.
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dude! that is not cool
if it was a hot chick then it would a been great but a flexible guy is disgusting
useless talent my ass - this fucker made it to crazyshit!
" I said TWIST and give me 50 you maggot"..
your not cool unless you can suck your own dick.
my dad always said "when it comes to jerkin off, the only bigger liar than one that says he never has is one that says he quit"
Quickly someone give this poor man a Cookie!
Isn't that Jeff Goldblum? I hate Jeff Goldblum. Someone should flick him in the sack.
I bet if this guy was in the UFC, it'd be bitch to make him tap out.
can you say Arfuritus
^^^^^can you say double jointed?
jomomma's right greg. there ain't no no class motherfucker getting on this site. don't you know that?
Fucking stupid. More dead nigger pics, please...
just about as useless as a redneck with a jeep
^^^easy now.you're hitting close to home. i'm a redneck with a jeep and i'm not nearly as worthless as that asshole. if you don't believe me ask shitlooker, lickadslit, sleeko, and any of the other old cs hands. and me.lol.
Pussy hole!
IS THAT JEFF GOLDBLUME !!??
I wonder if his penis is backwards.
Photoshop.