It's hard to get ahead in life

If you study hard, eat right, and say your prayers you will still more than likely end up beheaded if you live near one of these Islamic militant places and don't follow their rules. It's sucks but hey at least you don't have to worry about going to mosque every Sunday because they only allow people with intact heads to attend.

18 Comments
  • lickadslit November 29, 2007

    Pssst. hey buddy want to buy a little head?

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  • taylorjaytammy November 29, 2007

    fuck em in their throats like that dude in wrong turn movie

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  • debie November 29, 2007

    pop out their eyes. presto, bowling balls!!!!

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  • jomomma November 29, 2007

    The UPS Store - we can ship everything aHEAD of schedule. fuck i'm lame.

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  • judasz November 29, 2007

    Three stoogies

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  • boppalilbit November 29, 2007

    This is a Christmas special for $19.99 from the Acme corporation called Box O Head

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  • godless1 November 29, 2007

    what a coincidence, I just offered to put the head in my wife's box just last night.

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  • ramafistfadge November 29, 2007

    throw 1 away it wont fit in the box!

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  • islandbud November 29, 2007

    3 heads are better than 1, but in this case a little dirtier than usual!

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  • seanyboy November 29, 2007

    It could be worse !

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  • magnumjack November 29, 2007

    Fuck'n shit! i knew Sam wasn't gonna put some beers in my cooler... he better get those stains out before he comes back next sunday

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  • November 29, 2007

    Thats kind of like that movie "8 heads in duffle bag", except "3 heads in a box". I wonder if Joe Pesci is in it.

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  • tripod November 30, 2007

    Who says there's no such thing as a good Muslem? There's three of 'em right there! Now, if we can only convince them all to do the same thing to all the other Muslems on the planet, and watch the crazy bastards take each other out, we'll have something!

    I was thinking of poking a slice of bacon into each of their mouths... That would keep the stupid fuckers out of Allah's heaven...

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  • tripod November 30, 2007

    Might also want to brand the (Jewish) Star of David into each head's forehead! Do that a few million times and the crazy fucks might settle down and behave themselves.

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  • guyschips1 November 30, 2007

    triple gay

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  • skinafuckerrus December 1, 2007

    take this box to grandmas and don't stop for anything or heads will roll.

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  • 4kinghell December 2, 2007

    I'm going down my local mosque tonight to behead some muslims, anyone wanna come?? bring the bluntest knife you got, meet at 5pm, many thanks, from Mr. J. Christ

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  • bosniankiller December 6, 2007

    hey tripod, your a fucking dumb ass, that pic if from 1995, it's dead serbian solders killed by bosnian muslims

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