At least you have a nice smile

This guy is not going to be doing any serious talking any time soon with that huge gash on his face. That's not one of those cool tough guy scars either. That's one of those "I almost got killed by a knife weilding madman and have never been the same" scars.

21 Comments
  • ikill December 16, 2007

    this guy sucks at shaving...FIRST!

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  • 2indastink December 16, 2007

    "if you survive then you can cover your scar with a beard"......cannabus lyrics running tings.

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  • 4kinghell December 16, 2007

    kids, don't eat lit fireworks.

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  • magnumjack December 16, 2007

    Skullfucked by a rhino...

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  • ramafistfadge December 16, 2007

    nice 1 champ you come second.!!!!

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  • twistatoe December 16, 2007

    "At 6 o'clock we'll interview the man who swears he didn't realize he was auditioning for a black on white oral sex porn movie until his entire cheek was split in half and he was bleeding on the floor. The man was quickly rushed to the emergency room and shed a few tears for our cameras..."

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  • magnumjack December 16, 2007

    ^^ did the black guy get some stick time and an arrest?

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  • 4kinghell December 16, 2007

    ^^ yes, never a truer word said

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  • gophkyrslf December 16, 2007

    i've saw this similar thing in person at a party where a guy ripped some other guys off and got found. they place your open mouth on a curb and kick you in the back of the head. slang term: curb checking.

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  • lickadslit December 16, 2007

    Bet it looked better before they stitched it up

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  • godless1 December 16, 2007

    maybe now he will learn to suck that cock right.

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  • culprite inc December 16, 2007

    thats what happends if you snitch

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  • throttlejockey December 16, 2007

    Looks more like a bad hockey accident to me.

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  • peach_eater December 16, 2007

    Eat some Rice Crispies, bitch!!!

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  • theblob06 December 16, 2007

    always cut up the watermelon first. dont try to shove it in all at once,,,,snap crackle kaboommmm

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  • copenhagenman December 17, 2007

    almost gave him an ear to ear smile.

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  • jomomma December 17, 2007

    talk about a free pass to the "everyone is gonna look at you funny now" show. now go give some public speeches on why not to be a complete fucking moron.

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  • geargrinder65 December 17, 2007

    ^^^^WHAT DID YOU CALL MY MOM???^^^^

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  • d90girl December 17, 2007

    ohhh, he needs a hug.

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  • seanyboy December 19, 2007

    an advert for gillette fusion razors perhaps....

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  • tolipyzarc January 18, 2010

    WHY SO SERIOUS?

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