Because everybody does it

I know some people out there will pretend they don't do masturbate but the truth is they are either serial killers or pedophiles. In fact not masturbating might even be the cause of all those horrible things. I'm just sayin.

20 Comments
  • theoneandonly December 16, 2007

    As a matter of fact, that's what i'm doing right now.

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  • theoneandonly December 16, 2007

    Shit, i just cumed on myself again! Damn!

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  • 2indastink December 16, 2007

    Mcwank.

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  • 4kinghell December 16, 2007

    I wanna get my mum this t-shirt, where dya get them

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  • magnumjack December 16, 2007

    ^^ walmart, in the kids section

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  • 4kinghell December 16, 2007

    ^^lol

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  • 4kinghell December 16, 2007

    ^^ Again I agree completely with what your saying - just please don't hi-jack a plane, or blow yourself up in a crowded area. Please.

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  • briandee December 16, 2007

    A tee-shirt for wankers.

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  • lickadslit December 16, 2007

    masturbate...I don't masturbate..I simply fuck my hand.

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  • geargrinder65 December 16, 2007

    Sad thing Lick you try fucking everybody elses too!!!!lol

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  • godless1 December 16, 2007

    I..join the junior olympic pole vaulting team...do rapid one-armed pull-ups...spread the mayo.....pull the goalie.....pound the bishop...and just plain get some quality time with myself.

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  • peach_eater December 16, 2007

    I masturbate VERY often, but usually someone's mom is lending a hand!!! Get it? Lending a hand? You masturbate with your hand... ahhh, I got nothin'.

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  • theblob06 December 16, 2007

    makn the special sauce

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  • copenhagenman December 17, 2007

    choking the chicken. spanking the monkey. what do you do when your smokehouse catches fire? grab your meat and beat it.

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  • jomomma December 17, 2007

    i don't masturbate. although, i do fuck rosy palm and her five sisters every now and then. and my hands aren't even hairy.

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  • drtydv1004 December 17, 2007

    What??? I can't see what you're saying

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  • lickadslit December 17, 2007

    geargrinder65 wrote:

    Sad thing Lick you try fucking everybody elses too!!!!lol

    Well If they want to lend a helping hand I wouldn't want to be rude ...

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  • copenhagenman December 19, 2007

    ninety per cent of the people say they jerk off. the other ten per cent lie.

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  • seanyboy December 19, 2007

    We all now know who the biggest wanker is!

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  • thegrynch December 27, 2007

    hold the mayo!

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