In the country you have to wait for cows and other farm life that are making their way across the street. In the city you have a totally different type of wildlife to worry about. Slightly less dangerous but smell like piss.
alah akbar first
run that shit over
I always seem to drop my last rock of crack in the worst places too.
Hit the gas
nothing like a good game of leap frog all by your lonesome.
When drunk the closer to the ground you are the less it will hurt when you fall .....Tonight I ain't getting off my mechanics creeper
Lost a contact lens. just as well,probably can't see thru the alcoholic haze.
well, that is not exactly how the sign says to do it.
After a hard nights partying, college taciturnity FREAKIN" FUCKS TRYING TO GO TO CLASS. Yet, trying to get back to the FRAT HOUSE..
Sincerely, Robert Hallock
twelve guys go out to a gay bar to score some ass(some fag ass to be exact),did not score and proceeds home.sees a bum in an alley,looks around for cops,baby wipes his ass and rapes him........TWICE!!!old jimbo wakes up and see he has made a grand overnight(being tipped by his rapists for the virgin tang,or poong....or what ever)crawls to the liquor store,bellies up...err,heads up to the counter.what would it be there jimbo said the clerk,your regular?HELL NAH!!!said jimbo.give some top shelf shit,that cheap shit is making my ass hurt.
I have been like that WAY to many times in my life...
shitlooker beat me to the punch again. apparently great minds think alike. at least one of us has a great mind. not sure which.
where are my glasses..man i cant see without them
December 9, 2016 Hey. Show us your tits. Thanks....
December 8, 2016 To the mad negger: