Sometimes your eyes are bigger than your stomach. Then sometimes you are driving to fast in your car and wind up getting your face impaled by a tree branch. That's why I always drive on roads without trees near them. Trees... The silent Killer.
hey dude ,,,,marshmellows are suppose to go on the stick !!!
kill me now !!!!!
I'll teach you to count past three in our next lesson,you dumb asses
I would like to know why he is being treated in a hospital for!
NOTE TO SELF: Do not head butt sharp sticks while riding push bike.
Looks a bit like Pinocchio
when lance fighting goes wrong
I said "Put a sock in it" Not a stick
you seem to have a rather large splinter in your face.......
Save time if you left it there and just whittled the front into the shape of a nose.
side effects include loss of semen, and blurred vision
Trees, THE MOTHERFUCKING ROCKET EATER FROM HELL!!!
Sincerely, Robert Hallock
wow he got beat with the ugly stick
that could tend to be hurtful. i believe an induced coma may be called for. i know it would if that was me.
Thats not what i expected when i ordered the kebab.
Did you see that tree jump right out into the road in front of his car?? Gotta watch those trees. There starting to band together. Too many being cut down. Their strinking back. we're all doomed.
I agree with "thebigd". Just dig a hole at the site where this happened and throw this guy in. What are they trying to salvage here?
I just know that there is someone that is trying desperately to save his life, and thinking to himself "I could have gone home early today if not for this dumbass."
Fuck that. Take me out the game.
That's what you get for sticking your nose in other people's business.
auch...i bet he had a migraine after that
docterLi dont think u want to see him after his car accident
Mom:I DONT CARE
mom:hon..how are y.......................
kid:...mom my face feels funny..does it look ok
that right there would make a tasty meal