biting off more than you can chew

Sometimes your eyes are bigger than your stomach. Then sometimes you are driving to fast in your car and wind up getting your face impaled by a tree branch. That's why I always drive on roads without trees near them. Trees... The silent Killer.

27 Comments
  • firefighter76 January 1, 2008

    First...

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  • firefighter76 January 1, 2008

    Second...

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  • firefighter76 January 1, 2008

    Third...

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  • 2indastink January 1, 2008

    tornados......be afraid.

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  • peoplevshoople January 1, 2008

    hey dude ,,,,marshmellows are suppose to go on the stick !!!

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  • d90girl January 1, 2008

    kill me now !!!!!

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  • thebigd January 1, 2008

    I'll teach you to count past three in our next lesson,you dumb asses

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  • thebigd January 1, 2008

    I would like to know why he is being treated in a hospital for!

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  • 4kinghell January 1, 2008

    NOTE TO SELF: Do not head butt sharp sticks while riding push bike.

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  • wtf January 1, 2008

    Looks a bit like Pinocchio

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  • ikill January 1, 2008

    when lance fighting goes wrong

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  • boneyak January 1, 2008

    I said "Put a sock in it" Not a stick

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  • ramafistfadge January 1, 2008

    you seem to have a rather large splinter in your face.......

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  • depraved012 January 1, 2008

    Save time if you left it there and just whittled the front into the shape of a nose.

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  • skoal36 January 1, 2008

    side effects include loss of semen, and blurred vision

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  • truckingman January 1, 2008

    Trees, THE MOTHERFUCKING ROCKET EATER FROM HELL!!!

    Sincerely, Robert Hallock

    the truckingman.

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  • boogie January 1, 2008

    wow he got beat with the ugly stick

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  • copenhagenman January 2, 2008

    that could tend to be hurtful. i believe an induced coma may be called for. i know it would if that was me.

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  • depraved012 January 2, 2008

    Thats not what i expected when i ordered the kebab.

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  • justme January 2, 2008

    Did you see that tree jump right out into the road in front of his car?? Gotta watch those trees. There starting to band together. Too many being cut down. Their strinking back. we're all doomed.

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  • havanutha January 2, 2008

    I agree with "thebigd". Just dig a hole at the site where this happened and throw this guy in. What are they trying to salvage here?

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  • godless1 January 2, 2008

    I just know that there is someone that is trying desperately to save his life, and thinking to himself "I could have gone home early today if not for this dumbass."

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  • teq January 2, 2008

    Fuck that. Take me out the game.

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  • diesel91 January 3, 2008

    That's what you get for sticking your nose in other people's business.

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  • durgs4dbabys January 5, 2008

    auch...i bet he had a migraine after that

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  • pacman5415 January 6, 2008

    docterLi dont think u want to see him after his car accident

    Mom:I DONT CARE

    docter:ok

    mom:hon..how are y.......................

    kid:...mom my face feels funny..does it look ok

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  • midget July 2, 2008

    that right there would make a tasty meal

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