You ever have one of those nights where you haven't gotten companionship from your preferred sex for a while so you decide to drink more and judge people less. Then you wake up the next day wishing you were never alive. Yah, me too.
fuck ive had worse than that lcd can be a real bastard
Been there ..done that.
my worst was an albino...beat that! i can still picture it when i shut me eyes...
been there,never hit it
A guy just wants to get his nut and like they say. They all get better looking near closing time
I have to rely on the women having beer goggles, and then hope they don't puke on me.
its all the same colour down there anyways...especially when the lights are out.
Cartoons are fine, if they're funny.
any hole's a goal
Manny the monkey should have stayed and home and spanked his own monkey, dirty monkey !
God I hope I'm not ever anyones coyote ugly! :lol:
beer goggles my ass. you always know
^^ yea theyre called Beer Balls
This never happened to me. Even if it did, I wouldn't fucking brag about it. In fact, I just might shoot the bitch to make sure she didn't talk. Then probably shoot myself.
Go to the thats not icing clip and your chance to rid me awaits you
Fuck the beer goggles... try these cider visors!
thats the best thing about your hand, they are the same whilst wearing beer goggles.
Those niggers will fuck anything.
yada yada yada
i am in total agreement with brother shitlooker as relates to twistatoe.
I hate fucking monkeys. comic is merely ok.
Cartoons are fuckin' weak. Give the "artist" his severance package and be done with this mistake of yours. Get over your power trip and realize you're fixing the shit that isn't broken. D.W.H.