The infamous batface

This is a lesser known super hero due to his extremely short career. His only talent was attracting wood in the shape of baseball bats to his face. He was really good at it too! Too bad he ended up going to a world series game and ended up leaving us way too soon.

23 Comments
  • lickadslit January 15, 2008

    I can see having your dick replaced with a horses dick ,but why would you have it attached to your face?

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  • meatballsauce January 15, 2008

    Why did he glue a bat to his face? That's just stupid..

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  • ramafistfadge January 15, 2008

    good catch dickhead!!

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  • havanutha January 15, 2008

    I bet he'll do "the wave" next time.

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  • lickadslit January 15, 2008

    You Bastard if you were watching the game instead of that blond girls tits you wouldn't have got hit with the bat..Don't even try talking your way out of this one you didn't even raise your hands.

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  • sleeko January 15, 2008

    And so, at the lawsuit hearing, the teams lawyers says, "Everyone, but you, saw the bat coming. Are you sure, you didn't set this up, so you could file a lawsuit?"

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  • scottfree January 15, 2008

    "Quick! Push baby to block bat!!"

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  • peoplevshoople January 15, 2008

    I wonder if he got to keep the bat like they do with balls? If the ball player signs the bat maybe his dentist will swap mouth work for it!!

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  • boneyak January 15, 2008

    No shit! Even the baby was ready to block the bat. Thumbs up to the camera person. Nice shot

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  • peoplevshoople January 15, 2008

    You fucktards.....I found out the guy is blind!!!!

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  • bigstick January 15, 2008

    How ironic.

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  • 4kinghell January 15, 2008

    why would they go to watch a baseball game if they were blind? Surely thats like going to the cinema when your blind. Or listening to the radio, when your deaf. Or reading brail when you have leprosy. Or having sex with animals. O.k, maybe not the last one, but you get the picture

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  • godless1 January 15, 2008

    similar thing happen to a hockey player once, he got hit in the mouth with someone else's stick, and it knocked out like 8 of his teeth, but someone got a picture of it happening before the player reacted and it looked like he was just casually munching on the end of a hockey stick. it was fucking hilarious.

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  • shaknhatersoff January 15, 2008

    And the straw he wound up using to slurp his pureed dinner through , was only a fraction of the size of that chunk of wood that crushed his cocksucker , he smiled and waved to the crowd on his way to the face clinic ...... Adda~boy , What a fuckin sport

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  • peach_eater January 15, 2008

    Ouch, that's gotta hurt.

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  • depraved012 January 16, 2008

    Two hours earlier.

    "Man, these are some cool seats, close to the action. This is sweet."

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  • xantradorn January 16, 2008

    old

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  • seanyboy January 16, 2008

    even the 4 year ols girl next to him could catch that! pussyhole!

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  • dickmcshit January 16, 2008

    i'd go to live sports games if i was blind, you can still feel the energy and cheer for your team, it's probably a lot better than sitting at home all blind and shit.

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  • truckingman January 17, 2008

    FUCK!!! THAT M_FUCKIN' PAINFUL FUCKIN' RIGHT FUCKIN' NOW!!!!!!!!!!

    Sincerely, Robert Hallock

    the truckingman.

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  • micarone January 17, 2008

    And he's.... OUT! Fortunately the lady behind him is just about to catch the bat and she saves rest of the game by whooping someones ass with it. Waves, please...

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  • jayjayevans January 18, 2008

    You can tell he was finger bangin grandma beside him!

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  • marvele21 February 19, 2008

    ahahahah check out dude in back tryin to hold back the laughter

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