Usually those two words don't go together but in this case it actually makes sense. Although something tells me having a penis so big you have to wrap it around your waist is more of a fashion over function type issue.
Yeah that my reason also.
now greg is just talkin out his ass!!
That's my excuse. Or that I'm a body builder and that's where I piled the left over building materials.
Who doesn't do this??
What a waist of a cartoon. Try "spell check", for laughs.
But does it touch your bumhole though?
Suck it, whore.
haha...that bitch is getting hurt!
To avoid looking fat just make a neck tie out of it. Just don't get a boner or you might strangle yourself.
Isnt he the wrong color?