I know those mortars are strong but damn I had no idea they were strong enough to blow your head off. That must be some kind of high powered industrial firework they sell in third world countries. Anybody know where I can get some of those?
don't smoke fireworks
Yeah! "Who put a mortar in my bong?!"
He passed out with his shoes on! Quick, shave his.... oh. Nevermind.
he just added more chlorine to the gene pool.
Oh my god!! Look what Dale did!! Give me the camera!! We're gettin' on the news Ethel!
ya get them in kentucky or tennessee
The FIRST thing I teach everyone is "never put any part of your body over the mortar that you don't wish to lose". The worst offenders are the firemen and police. They tell me they just wanted to see if it was loaded. My statement to them is "If you found a 38 special on the ground would you pick it up and immediately look down the barrel, cuz if it went off, it would put a hole through your head. That mortar will take your head clean off. Now I have a picture to show them. Thanks.
lickadslit you selling those fast burning fuses again?
LMMFOA ROMFF!!!! That's why ya don't look down a LOAD BARROW, BIOTCH!!!!!!!!! Next time BITCHESS if the fireworks MORTAR DON"T GO OFF, WAIT A MINUTE BEFORE YA CHECK THAT SHIT OUT, and NEVER, I MEAN NEVER LOOK DOWN A MOTHER FUCKING" LOAD BARROW OF ANY KIND OR YOU'RE FUCKED, BITCHESSS!!!!!
Sincerely, Robert Hallock
WATCH OUT !!! Here comes a lawyer, to go through his pockets!
Chicks always say "open up and let your feelings out". Too far buddy, too far.
dont smoke fire works just be a cock smoker
wait timmy thats not the bong!!!!!!!!
Aw man I think it's a dud. Let me see BOOM!....Hey Bobby just blew his head off. Quick! get some pics before the cops get here.
Shoud have worn his safety glasses!!!
^^I dont think that would have helped him..All that would have done was make his eye balls stay intacted.
And the family will sue the manufacture for their(the families)stupidity and win.
Happy Chinese new year dude. Is this the year of the turkey?
^^you are right judasz
so its a lie? i thought you lost your bowels when you died?
oh and your bladder...
oh yeah and your flip flops.....
straight outta florida!!!! CRAZYSHIT beach sandals!!!! guaranteed to stay on even if you blow your head off!!!! $9.99 but you gotta buy two!
puff puff pass bitch...
that must have been one bad ass fire power to do all that damage
You wanna know whats scarey, This past 4th of July I was lighting of 3inch mortars in a tube like that and one almost hit me in the face, The fuse went off prematurely and everybody was shocked...Looking at this clip I guess I could say now when the closest I came to death was.
Even with his face looking like respberry preserves, little Jimmy still manages a "thumbs up"
when people says 'The fuse went off prematurely and everybody wasshocked,' when he says everybody, he means 4kinghe1l, snagqletooth, thunderbutt and gphkryslf. Yes thats right, he was alone when it happened, with just his imaginery friends to keep him company. Oh and by the way, the only people asking why I keep writing your names in the forums, is you
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Fireworks for REAL men!!
i didnot fill a thing black powder over 2000 years old an still kicking ass
yeah t remind you of a tennis ball
its called a barrel...quit making up words hillbilly
Another white dumb fuck......
FLIP-FLOP SANDALS STILL GOOD...