Dude blows his head off with fireworks

I know those mortars are strong but damn I had no idea they were strong enough to blow your head off. That must be some kind of high powered industrial firework they sell in third world countries. Anybody know where I can get some of those?

38 Comments
  • tigertiger February 7, 2008

    First Birches!!!

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  • 4kinghell February 7, 2008

    don't smoke fireworks

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  • alanakbar February 7, 2008

    Yeah! "Who put a mortar in my bong?!"

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  • alanakbar February 7, 2008

    He passed out with his shoes on! Quick, shave his.... oh. Nevermind.

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  • debie February 7, 2008

    he just added more chlorine to the gene pool.

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  • twistatoe February 7, 2008

    Oh my god!! Look what Dale did!! Give me the camera!! We're gettin' on the news Ethel!

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  • snaggletooth February 7, 2008

    ya get them in kentucky or tennessee

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  • skyartist February 7, 2008

    The FIRST thing I teach everyone is "never put any part of your body over the mortar that you don't wish to lose". The worst offenders are the firemen and police. They tell me they just wanted to see if it was loaded. My statement to them is "If you found a 38 special on the ground would you pick it up and immediately look down the barrel, cuz if it went off, it would put a hole through your head. That mortar will take your head clean off. Now I have a picture to show them. Thanks.

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  • skoal36 February 7, 2008

    lickadslit you selling those fast burning fuses again?

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  • truckingman February 7, 2008

    LMMFOA ROMFF!!!! That's why ya don't look down a LOAD BARROW, BIOTCH!!!!!!!!! Next time BITCHESS if the fireworks MORTAR DON"T GO OFF, WAIT A MINUTE BEFORE YA CHECK THAT SHIT OUT, and NEVER, I MEAN NEVER LOOK DOWN A MOTHER FUCKING" LOAD BARROW OF ANY KIND OR YOU'RE FUCKED, BITCHESSS!!!!!

    Sincerely, Robert Hallock

    the truckingman.

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  • tripod February 7, 2008

    WATCH OUT !!! Here comes a lawyer, to go through his pockets!

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  • havanutha February 7, 2008

    Chicks always say "open up and let your feelings out". Too far buddy, too far.

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  • 4kinghe1l February 7, 2008

    dont smoke fire works just be a cock smoker

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  • gophkyrslf February 7, 2008

    wait timmy thats not the bong!!!!!!!!

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  • boneyak February 7, 2008

    Aw man I think it's a dud. Let me see BOOM!....Hey Bobby just blew his head off. Quick! get some pics before the cops get here.

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  • big_guns February 7, 2008

    Shoud have worn his safety glasses!!!

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  • peoplevshoople February 7, 2008

    ^^I dont think that would have helped him..All that would have done was make his eye balls stay intacted.

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  • judasz February 7, 2008

    And the family will sue the manufacture for their(the families)stupidity and win.

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  • crocfuckmee February 7, 2008

    Happy Chinese new year dude. Is this the year of the turkey?

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  • peoplevshoople February 7, 2008

    ^^you are right judasz

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  • ramafistfadge February 7, 2008

    so its a lie? i thought you lost your bowels when you died?

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  • ramafistfadge February 7, 2008

    oh and your bladder...

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  • ramafistfadge February 7, 2008

    oh yeah and your flip flops.....

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  • gophkyrslf February 7, 2008

    straight outta florida!!!! CRAZYSHIT beach sandals!!!! guaranteed to stay on even if you blow your head off!!!! $9.99 but you gotta buy two!

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  • shimmery315 February 7, 2008

    puff puff pass bitch...

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  • peoplevshoople February 7, 2008

    that must have been one bad ass fire power to do all that damage

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  • peoplevshoople February 7, 2008

    You wanna know whats scarey, This past 4th of July I was lighting of 3inch mortars in a tube like that and one almost hit me in the face, The fuse went off prematurely and everybody was shocked...Looking at this clip I guess I could say now when the closest I came to death was.

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  • pandochka February 8, 2008

    Even with his face looking like respberry preserves, little Jimmy still manages a "thumbs up"

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  • 4kinghell February 8, 2008

    when people says 'The fuse went off prematurely and everybody wasshocked,' when he says everybody, he means 4kinghe1l, snagqletooth, thunderbutt and gphkryslf. Yes thats right, he was alone when it happened, with just his imaginery friends to keep him company. Oh and by the way, the only people asking why I keep writing your names in the forums, is you

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  • bigstick February 8, 2008

    Pando: HEHEHE!!!

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  • skulk February 8, 2008

    fap fap fap

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  • yeayeayea February 9, 2008

    Fireworks for REAL men!!

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  • thoward February 9, 2008

    i didnot fill a thing black powder over 2000 years old an still kicking ass

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  • bayrat February 11, 2008

    yeah t remind you of a tennis ball

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  • screamindemon February 14, 2008

    its called a barrel...quit making up words hillbilly

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  • just_so_uknow February 16, 2008

    Another white dumb fuck......

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  • ozkartz207 March 5, 2008

    FLIP-FLOP SANDALS STILL GOOD...

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  • l25 March 6, 2014

    in Poland!

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