A little before Humpty Dumpty sat on that infamous wall he was smoking crack and banging some chick in a back alley. That explains why he fell off the wall and how he got a son with about as much brains as he had.
Now if I can just find a pig headed bike rider I can have me some ham and eggs.
That is not a human being that is a dummy and that yellow is egg yolk. duh
Thats why you should always wear a helmet kids. Especially if your head is in every way like an egg
No shit? a dummy and egg yolk, huh? Never would have guessed.
are those levi's jeans first on those suckers
Get up and walk it off you dummy!
That is not a human being that is a dummy and that yellow is egg yolk. duh...............
[reply] ...and yer a fookin genius LOL
The white cord that goes to the yolk in a egg is rooster juice
When your gay and suck that much dick,It all goes to your head and spoils.
go gadget bird brain.
Waitress, there's gravel in my omelette.
really? someone took the time to do this? really?
FAKE!!!! blood is red! smart ass.
wheres the gook bitch i sent to lick that shit clean
I wanna take his pants off and look for some more eggs.
^^ i bet u want to get to the creamy filling
this is your brain on drugs
Yeah, I woulda used a scrambled egg and some red food coloring for a better effect.
^^ i bet u want to get to the creamy filling>>
UMMM, YEAH...is that wrong !?