Humpty Jr.

A little before Humpty Dumpty sat on that infamous wall he was smoking crack and banging some chick in a back alley. That explains why he fell off the wall and how he got a son with about as much brains as he had.

22 Comments
  • lickadslit February 20, 2008

    Now if I can just find a pig headed bike rider I can have me some ham and eggs.

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  • vivic1987 February 20, 2008

    That is not a human being that is a dummy and that yellow is egg yolk. duh

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  • 4kinghell February 20, 2008

    Thats why you should always wear a helmet kids. Especially if your head is in every way like an egg

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  • lilithdahl February 20, 2008

    No shit? a dummy and egg yolk, huh? Never would have guessed.

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  • 2indastink February 20, 2008

    scrambled heaggded

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  • skoal36 February 20, 2008

    are those levi's jeans first on those suckers

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  • spearchucker February 20, 2008

    Get up and walk it off you dummy!

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  • snaggletooth February 20, 2008

    vivic1987 wrote:

    That is not a human being that is a dummy and that yellow is egg yolk. duh...............

    [reply] ...and yer a fookin genius LOL

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  • lickadslit February 20, 2008

    The white cord that goes to the yolk in a egg is rooster juice

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  • judasz February 20, 2008

    When your gay and suck that much dick,It all goes to your head and spoils.

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  • shimmery315 February 20, 2008

    go gadget bird brain.

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  • havanutha February 20, 2008

    Waitress, there's gravel in my omelette.

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  • godless1 February 20, 2008

    really? someone took the time to do this? really?

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  • seanyboy February 20, 2008

    PLUM TOMATOES!

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  • ramafistfadge February 20, 2008

    FAKE!!!! blood is red! smart ass.

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  • gophkyrslf February 20, 2008

    fuggin' eggheads.

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  • thoward February 20, 2008

    wheres the gook bitch i sent to lick that shit clean

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  • d90girl February 20, 2008

    I wanna take his pants off and look for some more eggs.

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  • magnumjack February 20, 2008

    ^^ i bet u want to get to the creamy filling

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  • rodeye2 February 21, 2008

    this is your brain on drugs

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  • boneyak February 21, 2008

    Yeah, I woulda used a scrambled egg and some red food coloring for a better effect.

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  • d90girl February 23, 2008

    magnumjack wrote:

    ^^ i bet u want to get to the creamy filling>>

    UMMM, YEAH...is that wrong !?

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