Check out my tiny penis

Many times when a man gets a fancy new car people aren't really admiring the size of the car as much as they are the lack of size somewhere else. It's to bad you can't have sex with your car otherwise it might really make a difference.

22 Comments
  • lickadslit March 4, 2008

    HEY ASS HOLE.. YOU ARE SUPPOSED TO PARK ALONG THE SIDE OF THE ROAD NOT CROSS WAYS IN THE MIDDLE ....FUCKING ASS HOLE!!

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  • shimmery315 March 4, 2008

    what penis, it's a mangina.

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  • unthuged March 4, 2008

    "INADEQUACY" how many of you had a problem saying that? shit..

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  • tigertiger March 4, 2008

    Second I have no life...sigh

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  • unthuged March 4, 2008

    ^^wow....I feel sorry for you...

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  • shimmery315 March 4, 2008

    not me fag.

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  • ikill March 4, 2008

    Of all the armys vehicles, why did they produce the hummer? If im gonna get 5 miles to the gallon, im at least gonna be riding a fucking tank.

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  • 4kinghell March 4, 2008

    Is without a doubt the most ugly, useless invention I have ever seen. If I want to go off road, I'll buy a land rover. If I want to look good, I'll buy an Aston Martin. If my penis is really really small, then and only then would I buy a hummer. Which just begs the question - where do I buy one??

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  • oreeceo March 4, 2008

    what a load of shite, "you have a nice car = small penis" errr no i have a nice car coz i can afford it, now go get you welfare cheque you fecking bum....

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  • sleeko March 4, 2008

    Sorry about your wallet, too. That car is about to go down, as one of the biggest pieces of shit, ever built. And GM wonders why they continue to lose market share.

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  • havanutha March 4, 2008

    I would drive a Carver but my penis wouldn't fit inside of it.

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  • ramafistfadge March 4, 2008

    ive seen worse...... ive followed one of these up the motoway pullin a fuckin caravan!!!!!

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  • shimmery315 March 4, 2008

    I used to go to school in a pacer, now that was a tank.

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  • rodeye2 March 5, 2008

    i dont need a hummer.

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  • insignificunt March 5, 2008

    is that Jay's new car??

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  • canidae March 5, 2008

    im driving a honda civic. do you want to hear something about my dick?

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  • seanyboy March 5, 2008

    yes americans have big penis's

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  • thoward March 5, 2008

    jeluse

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  • d90girl March 5, 2008

    My D90 (Land Rover Defender90) kicks the bling, bling off this "poser"!!

    Stupid Homomobile !!!

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  • boneyak March 6, 2008

    Those Hummers remind me of a REALLY expensive version of the Volkswagon Thing

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  • crazyboss April 10, 2008

    I don't even have a car

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  • bayrat March 4, 2009

    thats about the dumbest shit i've seen yet

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