The great part about being a monkey is you can go around check out peoples asses and not worry about getting slapped with a sexual harassment suit. Unless of course you work in porn and then you can fuck like monkeys all the time.
Is that a cherry or a hemorroid?
Hey George I think I found our banana stash.
First! I win!
"nice ass, whiteboy!"
not this time tiger, whose gay now biatch?
i hear these prostate exam docs get payed really well in india
Do you want that piece of corn, or can I have it?
some Astrologists believe you can tell the future from looking at the stars. I don't think it applies to brown stars though.
and this is what we call a drug mule, she is going to take all this blow into america.
^^^I can't follow, any of you guys....That's some funny shit.
I put a quarter in. SO where my cumball?
My Mother Father And Sister
"I'm tellin' ya, I saw Greg J. doing this in Mexico. You just lift up the tail like this, lean in and move your tongue around."
new way of doin a horoscope..?
"Hey, Scott. You think I should give Greg a raise?"
"I don't know, Jay. Doesn't look broken in enough to me."
can you hear me now? good
Looks like one is smiling and the other is thinking what he'd do to it. LMAO
Ok you hold my tail while Smiley looks to see if my car keys are in there.
are you sure your cell phone is in there?
" I say there old bean I think those flies are about to fuck"!!
Yes they are just like cats they fuck where ever they want in the roads they don't care.
Monkey see monkey doo!
Those look like Japanese monkeys. They are just waiting for the turd to drop. Been a few days since they had a warm meal.
Hey Mike! Check this shit out!
you got to do it last time,
DO THA MONKEY!!!YEA THEY KNOW ONE END FROM THE OTHER
I'LL HIT IT IF YOU WILL
:Monkey: ☻1. Look at thiz dude some tight ass shit!!
:money: ☻2. Is she still Virgin??
:money: ☻1. Ahe!!!!@#$%!!