I'm only past chapter one and I still don't have a fucking clue on how to fly this thing. Even if they are easy to get off the ground if I don't get past chapter 5 before we get low on fuel we are gonna skip straight to the ejection section.
This month of fly girls was pretty impressive
Ya right tiger ...put the magazine down and look up.
I'm gonna throw up.
"ok, I got her up, now how do I fly this thing"
ive tried looking at porn while flying before and that never ends well..
Thats because your pecker is always pointing down....
Painting by numbers??
Liars!! The Microsoft Flight Simulator said, I could fly anything.
"CrazyShit the magazine" makes its debut.
in the film topgun who fuckin decides who's gettin what name? like maverick an goose? can someone please answer me question.... :)
Where the fuck is Baghdad on this stupid map?!
I don't think you're 1st
croc, it's left at the next cloud.
he's looking for the chapter on HOW TO LAND. arf arf arf
help me im lost
Pilot,helmet,flightsuit...is makeing me horney !!
breathcontrol...yeah, baby !!!!!!!
hey tailgunner,you did'nt make the centerfold of this issue of "fags with wings"either.
Fucking back seat drivers think they know everything.
"Congratulations on the purchase of your new 2009 F-22 Raptor. To use the cigarette lighter you must........."
No wonder there are so many blue on blue incidents.......these fuckers are reading Harry potter when they should be flying.