This jet is a bitch to fly

I'm only past chapter one and I still don't have a fucking clue on how to fly this thing. Even if they are easy to get off the ground if I don't get past chapter 5 before we get low on fuel we are gonna skip straight to the ejection section.

23 Comments
  • lickadslit March 4, 2008

    This month of fly girls was pretty impressive

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  • tigertiger March 4, 2008

    First!

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  • lickadslit March 4, 2008

    Ya right tiger ...put the magazine down and look up.

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  • shimmery315 March 4, 2008

    I'm gonna throw up.

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  • unthuged March 4, 2008

    "ok, I got her up, now how do I fly this thing"

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  • ikill March 4, 2008

    ive tried looking at porn while flying before and that never ends well..

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  • thunderbutt March 4, 2008

    Thats because your pecker is always pointing down....

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  • 4kinghell March 4, 2008

    Painting by numbers??

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  • sleeko March 4, 2008

    Liars!! The Microsoft Flight Simulator said, I could fly anything.

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  • havanutha March 4, 2008

    "CrazyShit the magazine" makes its debut.

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  • ramafistfadge March 4, 2008

    in the film topgun who fuckin decides who's gettin what name? like maverick an goose? can someone please answer me question.... :)

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  • crocfuckmee March 4, 2008

    Where the fuck is Baghdad on this stupid map?!

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  • eazybeast March 5, 2008

    I don't think you're 1st

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  • dazzza March 5, 2008

    croc, it's left at the next cloud.

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  • seanyboy March 5, 2008

    he's looking for the chapter on HOW TO LAND. arf arf arf

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  • thoward March 5, 2008

    help me im lost

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  • d90girl March 5, 2008

    Pilot,helmet,flightsuit...is makeing me horney !!

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  • d90girl March 5, 2008

    breathcontrol...yeah, baby !!!!!!!

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  • rodeye2 March 6, 2008

    hey tailgunner,you did'nt make the centerfold of this issue of "fags with wings"either.

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  • boneyak March 6, 2008

    Fucking back seat drivers think they know everything.

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  • teachdawg March 6, 2008

    Uh, first?

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  • patton303 March 12, 2008

    "Congratulations on the purchase of your new 2009 F-22 Raptor. To use the cigarette lighter you must........."

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  • wrex_uk June 15, 2008

    No wonder there are so many blue on blue incidents.......these fuckers are reading Harry potter when they should be flying.

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