The reality of spandex

The truth about superheroes outfits is they totally do not translate over to the real world. Most people in the real world are fat and misshaped so putting on spandex looks like wrapping cottage cheese in plastic.

21 Comments
  • whogivesafuck March 16, 2008

    fat cunt.

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  • zpimpin1 March 16, 2008

    man boobs on spidey?

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  • zombie March 16, 2008

    fat man fat man does what ever a fat man can

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  • unthuged March 16, 2008

    either someone photoshoped you dick out of the picture...or you ain't ever getting laid...

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  • jizawad March 16, 2008

    spiderman on well fare.

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  • monoxide March 16, 2008

    kids need fathers..aye fucking rite then

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  • ramafistfadge March 16, 2008

    SPIDERMAN 48. by now these films were gettin a little tame!!

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  • ramafistfadge March 16, 2008

    tame???!....lame

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  • thoward March 16, 2008

    pervert grow the fuck up

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  • madbasturd March 16, 2008

    ninja spiderman AKA the fat fuck

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  • crocfuckmee March 16, 2008

    Need a fucking strong cobweb to hold him up. Maybe he's a funnelweb and lives in a hole in the ground.

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  • shimmery315 March 16, 2008

    jay, halloween is over dude.

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  • machine March 16, 2008

    ^^comment of the week^^

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  • babaganoush March 17, 2008

    Nothing worse than a fat cameltoe.

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  • rodeye2 March 17, 2008

    Glad he's facing us cause his web flies out his ass.

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  • madmonk March 17, 2008

    Oh dear God

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  • sleeko March 17, 2008

    Does this outfit make me look fat?

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  • havanutha March 17, 2008

    Evil doughnuts don't stand a chance.

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  • 4kinghell March 17, 2008

    Looks like wrapping cottage cheese is plastic!! Thats a good one greg!! I'll remember that one for when my mum goes out in her PVC catsuit

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  • seanyboy March 18, 2008

    ITS PETER PORKER AS SPIDEY FAT

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  • shineyfeathers November 23, 2009

    It isn't even a real Spider Man costume! Knock-off costumes from Wal*Mart only add to the gayness your doing so well at displaying.

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