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posted by Greg J. on 3/26/2008

The Foot Long Turd Record Holder

That pansy ass organization at Guinness probably doesn‘t have a world record for longest turd but if they did this guy would definitely be in the running. Extra points for taking the time to put on rubber gloves and break out the ruler.
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bigfan
Hidey Hoe, Mr. Hankey’s uncle Stretch Hankey
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posted on: 03-26-08 @ 2:22 PM

shimmery315
i luv tootsie rolls.
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posted on: 03-26-08 @ 2:43 PM

ytown1
it even has brown streaks lol
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posted on: 03-26-08 @ 2:46 PM

valfater
pft clearly two turds fused together
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posted on: 03-26-08 @ 3:18 PM

rodeye2
The captain can top this one.
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posted on: 03-26-08 @ 3:25 PM

fetuswithaids
What a fucking strange ranger.
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posted on: 03-26-08 @ 3:26 PM

rodeye2
And this years big shit trophy go’s to_ _ _ _
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posted on: 03-26-08 @ 3:27 PM

madbasturd
i cant see the ’MADE IN KOREA’ label
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posted on: 03-26-08 @ 3:32 PM

skoal36
them gloves are given for a reason, i love rubber next to my balls
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posted on: 03-26-08 @ 3:36 PM

twirler
Who the fuck oh man ralfffffffffff
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posted on: 03-26-08 @ 5:38 PM

crocfuckmee
The King! (Richard The Turd)
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posted on: 03-26-08 @ 7:40 PM

thoward
is that the best you sick fuks can do
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posted on: 03-26-08 @ 8:57 PM

greenfairy
lol i still think that huge ass turd is the biggest it was like almost 2 inch in diameter!
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posted on: 03-26-08 @ 9:18 PM

lickadslit
I don’t ever want anything that big up MY ass...
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posted on: 03-26-08 @ 9:37 PM

madmonk
def a no 2. Turd? you a Paddy?
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posted on: 03-26-08 @ 9:38 PM

apbtmanson
"He never admitted to being gay, but his sexuality is evident"
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posted on: 03-27-08 @ 10:37 AM

skinafuckerrus
that fudge was packed deep into his ass by him pawpaw.
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posted on: 03-27-08 @ 11:44 AM

monoxide
Just need a tiddley wink now to come along and start chewing the shit..
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posted on: 03-27-08 @ 1:01 PM

ouch
This is like the Crab or Lobster tank. But it’s at an Asian restaurant, only this time you can pick out which turd you want for dinner!
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posted on: 03-27-08 @ 10:35 PM

pissonyourface
What nasty scat loving motherfucker is going to actually take the time to carfefully fish this fucking thing out of a toilet bowl to meassure it. Nasty motherfucker!
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posted on: 03-28-08 @ 12:20 AM

joesuper
Dont throw it back , she a keeper
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posted on: 03-28-08 @ 2:15 AM

captainfilth
Freeze that skinny thing and use it on your old lady " poor mans dildo"
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posted on: 03-28-08 @ 5:50 PM

captainfilth
Hey pissonyourface were you to fucked on crack "ass crack" to remember doing it ? and im sure you you are not going to admit drinking that bottle of mad dog and then eating your trophy bro !!
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posted on: 03-28-08 @ 5:54 PM

pissonyourface
^^^^^^ Thanks Captainfilth... so you are the nasty mother fucker that would take the time to fish son nasty shit like this outta the toilet. Sure your proud of that shit too! Good job mother fucker!
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posted on: 03-31-08 @ 1:48 AM

jaydogg_4:20
thats small
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posted on: 03-31-08 @ 7:35 PM

nh3kid
plop plop fiz fiz oh what the fuck just came out your ass mudda fucka
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posted on: 04-04-08 @ 11:40 PM

mylarjorgen
That little stink rattler was made by two seperate people. I can’t recall their names but there faeces ring a bell.
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posted on: 04-27-08 @ 8:53 PM

north_brutha34
messy job
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posted on: 01-20-09 @ 12:46 PM

bootymanager
Nice work. A twelve incher. Something to be proud of.
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posted on: 02-06-09 @ 7:31 AM

rareranking
If your proud of your shit, You have alot of shit to learn
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posted on: 03-09-09 @ 5:56 PM

shineyfeathers
Shame he couldn’t hold back the pinch about mid-turd. Doesn’t count as a full turd if ya cut it and if your gonna try to fuse it back together at least smooth it out so it looks like a complete turd. Try the back of a spoon next time.
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posted on: 10-21-09 @ 9:51 PM

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