I know robot hookers sound like a great idea but if you don't pay your money first you could end up with an unpleasant surprise. Then you become one of the hobbled masses who can't even use their hand on themselves.
ill try to remember that,thanks
Hey honey,you can let go of my dick nowwwwww
Have I ever told you crazyshitters that since discovering this site I have fallen in love with everyones post...how the fuck did I ever get here...HElllllpppppp
wouldnt mind fistin that burd from T3 rise of the machines
The shocker would literally be a shocker.
Wasn't there a PSA on this very thing. Oh wait, that was the cock in the tailpipe, carry on.
thats one helluva kung-fu grip.
where do i find one of those any way hollyweed
OI! Thats the sticker off my bandit tree chipper!
To lubricate cogs please place hand in like this!
Ignore this post..
(not that Ive had sex with it lately)
i dint mean that tight bitch.